The National Enquirer Tells Macauley Culkin To Get Help
After The National Enquirer said that Macauley Culkin is filling his veins with heroin all day, every day, his rep slapped them down by saying the entire story was made of lies and if he was hooked on heroin, he wouldn't even use their trash paper to keep his heroin in. The National Enquirer isn't backing down, isn't issuing apologies and has really come for Macauley by publicly saying that he needs to get help before he ends up like one of his friends who recently died of an overdose. DAMN. You know that bitch ass little cousin of yours who caught you sipping cognac (don't judge, it was all my mom had in her "bar area" on top of the refrigerator) when you were 16 and told your mom about it? The National Enquirer is like that times ten billion. This is the "get help" open letter to Mac they posted on their website yesterday:
Our advice to Macaulay is to seek professional help to avoid the same tragic fate of other beloved celebrities, including Whitney Houston who died earlier this year.
We believe that the former child star should be doing everything he can to get the treatment he so desperately needs – and which could have saved the life of his friend Elijah Rosello.
Her family confirmed to The ENQUIRER that she did drugs with Macaulay before her drug-related death in March.
Should Macaulay’s representatives continue to deny The ENQUIRER’s accurate and detailed report, we are ready to offer him the opportunity to take a blood test administered by an independent medical lab.
It is a fact that as The ENQUIRER tracked Whitney Houston’s descent into her drug hell, she refused to admit she had a problem – and Whitney was represented by some of those people now denying Macaulay’s potentially deadly problems.
Yes, they brought Whitney Houston into this. My thoughts about this entire mess are best expressed through Kristie the Hutt's face.
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Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:43pm.
Maybe people who shoot heroin really want to die?
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That would be like saying people who smoke want to get cancer.
I had a friend who simply had a love affair with heroin. He didn't want to die, but did, because he thought only junkies, shooting up in an alley, sharing needles died from heroin. He never thought of the toll it took on his mind or body. He most definitely did not want to die or try to. He just did.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:23pm.
Happy birthday!!!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:43pm.
it could also be that it feels really, really good, and every other thing in one's life is nonexistent... it doesn't take all that long to turn a pleasure into a habit, and a habit into a crutch... granted, opiate(i'd bet oxy for this one) shooting isn't a habit that you live with, it's a habit that you die from... eventually.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:43pm.
I don't think junkies think on that deep a level... I've had 2 friends that OD'd and they both thought they were invincible...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Happy Bday Paq....now talk DIRRRTY!!!:P
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:43pm.
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You may be right with this one, but I think the usual heroin addict doesn't think too much.
I've heard that heroin gives you the warm fuzzy feeling, and honestly, if you've tasted it once, I doubt you ever want to live without it again, especially when all the people around you disappear/die. One hasn't to be suicidal to carry on.
Maybe people who shoot heroin really want to die? I mean besides the addiction aspect, which is a huge reason to continue doing something that destroys your life. Perhaps that's why the death of his friend doesn't scare him? He really may be suicidal. He knows if he keeps using his day will come soon. I of course don't know, it's just a thought.
Remember the Blind Item the other day about the now new A-list actress pulling all kinds of strings to erase her sex and drugs past? It's got to be Mila. I doubt this guy JUST jumped on the heroin train.
HBD Paquita! *cheers*
Your true colors are showing.
David here has had it rough. His parents burned through his money, he married, and divorced young, and the break up with Mila. I think he's always dabbled, but after Mila left it spiraled out of control.
Bringing Whitney into this? Really? They can't get any lower if they tried. Millions of people around the world are on drugs-grown ass people. It's no one elses business and you can't force a grown ass person to stop doing drugs, prescription or otherwise. They have to want help and this magazine is not trying to "help" by publicly shaming him they are just trying to sell magazines by exploiting an addict.
Phatties unite!
this "6 Months to Live!" is incredibly stupid. a junkie can go on, and on, and on, if done with precision,(note: example in my avie) and i'm sure that this kid isn't exactly copping on the street... sure, it's only a plunger away, but to actually make a time table for it is dumb.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
It's prolly true about Macauley. But that pic of Kirstie Alley is spectacular.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:04pm.
While it does seem obvious that Macaulay has a drug problem, I cant figure out why this tabloid is going after him.
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I don't know but maybe it is a good thing they are? He probably has a boatload of enablers so maybe a public shaming of the obvious will force him to get help?
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This rag does not care about Caulkin. Plus, public shaming does not work on heroin addicts. Years of internalized shame is sometimes the reason they are abusing themselves in the first place. While I do hope he has friends to help him with whatever he may be suffering from, this isn't the answer.
How could they even know that he has X amount of time to live anyway.
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I was just hoping there was a positive side to this. If he's hooked on heroin already, can it really hurt to expose the obvious?
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:23pm.
Happy birthday!!!
I believe The Enquirer more than the NY Times
LOL at Paquita! ♥
Fucking Insane - click my signature and bow to the one and only!!
On topic: I bet Kirstie would eat Mccauley for a mid-day snack.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:04pm.
While it does seem obvious that Macaulay has a drug problem, I cant figure out why this tabloid is going after him.
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I don't know but maybe it is a good thing they are? He probably has a boatload of enablers so maybe a public shaming of the obvious will force him to get help?
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This rag does not care about Caulkin. Plus, public shaming does not work on heroin addicts. Years of internalized shame is sometimes the reason they are abusing themselves in the first place. While I do hope he has friends to help him with whatever he may be suffering from, this isn't the answer.
How could they even know that he has X amount of time to live anyway.
That Kirstie Alley photo! Bwahahahahahahaha! I can't with her.
Krispy Alley could use some of Mac's her~on, just sayin!
anyway, she is going to be on DWTS "All Stars" Maks will whip her ass back into (semi) good shape
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
LMAO @ Paquita! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I am sure Mk's posts are hilarious as usual. But I seriously can't read. I feel drunk... still.. a few hours to leave work and celebrate mah bday (again)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
His friend who died was only 24. That could have been him. This is a wake up call - another one.
snowpiece -- I don't think Adrienne would have given a shit whether or not Paul was screwing a 19-year old. In fact, she probably would have been grateful he wasn't chasing her ass for sex. I doubt it, snowy.
LOL! This is a "Yeah Okay" post. Kirstie is looking nice and fat. Am I the only one who likes Kirstie Alley fat rather than as a skinny bitch?!
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- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:11pm.
Kenny fucking Powers... RECOGNIZE, BITCHES!
You made me google, you cunt fuck rag.
Haha...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgDaVLCaBzQ
Okay. That shit is funny.
You bastid fucker.
*bows*
Kirstie didn't take the red pill.
Boop boop boop.
Wide load coming!
M.E. -- you are right. I used to work in media law defense. As much as we joke about these outrageous headlines, the tabloids have learned their lessons in expensive litigation and usually don't run stories like this unless they have hard proof on a story. Just by looking at his picture we can tell he's on the hard shit. Where there's smoke there's fire -- for realz.
do you think a 19 year old sexpot is behind the breakup of the maloufs?
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
snowy lololll at you avie and signature.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:04pm.
While it does seem obvious that Macaulay has a drug problem, I cant figure out why this tabloid is going after him.
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I don't know but maybe it is a good thing they are? He probably has a boatload of enablers so maybe a public shaming of the obvious will force him to get help?
SHIT!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*prays for snowpiece's sanity to return*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
when this guy wears a short sleeve shirt out of the house, i might believe that he isn't vein bangin'... until then, yep.. get some help, "Home Alone"!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Kirstie - is she still skinny of her fake Xenu diet or did she gain it all back. Again.
Her "not your period pads" commercial makes me stabby.
*ignores other shit andhelps Lochte get over his family tragedy* (his dad was arrested for DUI and his brother for selling weed in case you were wondering, LOL)
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"Shut up, brain!" I replied. "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun."
I don't know how they can really say '6 months to live'.
How would they even know that??
I can't stand fake concern like this to sell a rag.
If the Enquirer is willing to write such a bold open statement, then they must have some concrete proof.
Get help David.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:11pm.
Kenny fucking Powers... RECOGNIZE, BITCHES!
On topic: McCaauuley's gateway drug was Jesus juice and I think we can all agree that's true facts.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
All of you Team Kirsties must have HUGE thighs and belong to Xenu!
Xenu is a fat guy behind the green curtain!
Poor Kristie! It looks like her cheeks are sliding down her face! She used to be soooo beautiful!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:05pm.
Thanks. Shit head.
You're welcome, twat breath.
Who the fuck is that in your avatar? LMAO
That pic of Kirstie is fucking killing me. hahahahaha Blobzilla!
Team Kirstie!
Mila and Ashton are probably bonding more over "leaving their drug addicted partners".
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:05pm.
Thanks. Shit head.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I can't see anything else except the picture of Kirsty Alley! LMAO!!
I know I said this about someone else last week, but it fits here, too- she looks like one of those puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU9lv_WqK6k
GG -- obviously Hekki & I agree -- HAMBEAST FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 12:00pm.
I was stuffing a twinkie up my hoo ha as you spoketh. Now I have a confection infection.
Nice new avatar. Dork wad.
Team Macauley. I hope he is okay. He never came off as pretentious or rude...always seemed like a very nice guy.
GG -- "hambeast" has entered the lexicon of words; it's right up there with "landwhale"!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL at GG's use of my new favorite word: HAMBEAST.
While it does seem obvious that Macaulay has a drug problem, I cant figure out why this tabloid is going after him.
At any rate, he seems like a nice guy with some demons and I hope he can get better. Lots of genuine sympathy for him.