Justin Bieber Throws Shade At Prince William's Bald Spot
And nothing grows under shade, which is the opposite of what The Lesbeaver thinks should be happening on Prince William's dome.
Justin Bieber is a come-to-life Beautiful Crissy doll and so he's lucky that he was born with a built-in knob that Selena Gomez turns every time he wants his luscious mane of golden unicorn tails to grow longer. But Justin doesn't understand why everyone wouldn't want a hairy helmet of brown rainbows on their head like his. While talking to something called Rollercoaster Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), the bunny shit-brained baby bimbo threw hate at Prince William's field of stray hairs and asked if they have Propecia in England.
"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"
Justin is totally right. Prince William needs Propecia or Rogaine or whatever Lucy put on Ricky's head during that hair-growing episode. And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two.
Here's Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate being royal dorks at an Olympic cycling event yesterday. I love that they're wearing ID badges and I'm guessing the only thing on their ID badges, besides a picture, are the words: "Bow down, bitch."
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That kid is a rectal douche nozzle
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:24pm.
We'll see who's laughing when he hits 30 and the squealing fangirls have moved on.
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I predict he'll be singing and dancing at mall openings in 5-10 years. He'll be a cautionary tale of too much too soon.
It's sad I remember almost none of MK's 80s nostalgia but hell if I do not remember vividly with 3 sisters that 70's Chrissy. You could just swing 'em by the hair and they'd just whizz thru the air up the backyard hill.
the prince seems like fun, charming, has an adorable smile a great sense of humor, and he's a PRINCE.
justin is none of those things, bats for the other team but has a head of hair.
hmmm...who to choose...
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Ahahahaha.
Can someone remind this punk that he couldn't hold a candle next to Prince William when he was 18?
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I had a Chrissy doll!!! I also had Tiffany Taylor, who could go from blonde to brunette by swiveling her scalp. Now THAT's a trick!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Those pics of Wills & Kate are sweet. & Harry...well well well.
It must suck for the prince to go around looking like a humanized Naked Mole Rat. Those teefs OY!
We'll see who's laughing when he hits 30 and the squealing fangirls have moved on. So many cute child stars grow into awkward-looking adults and it looks to me like Justin's heading down that road.
You cannot grow hair back, its not possible. The only thing someone can do is preventive hair loss. Medication (i forget the name) exists to prevent or slow hair loss.
Justin used some propecia to grow some pubes...that why he knows about it
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At least Prince William doesn't resemble a lesbian.
I thought women weren't allowed to handle Propecia, Justina.
What a snotty little sneer on Princess Justine's face in that photo. For once, he looks kinda like a boy. An 11-year-old boy.
In 15 years we'll be seeing "Justin Bieber Hooked on [drug of choice]" on the cover of the National Enquirer. Ahhhh, good times to come.
As if the royals give a good g*d damn you little bloke.
Let us all watch as Beiber's hairline slowly starts to recede. What a fucking little punk.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
7th thumb, lassy in blue behind Prince Sy Spurling... bet she could eat peanuts out of a fucking coke bottle.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
i have no reason to bother with the Bieb until he gives good solid evidence to refute this...
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/why-justin-bieber-selena-gomez-may-be...
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Someone must be afraid that if people stop talking about him for more than a few minutes, he'll be ovahhhh.
As if his own hair looks any better. Somebody please plunge a huge penis down his throat and shut him up. What a fucking uneducated imbecile douchebag. A product of e-celebrity. Disgusting.
Dear Ms. Bieber,
It's possible that the Prince has no fucks to give regarding his balding head, as his appearance does not rule his life, unlike your premadonna ass.
Please STFU.
Bieber needs to shut his fucking poutine hole.