Friday, August 3rd 2012

Justin Bieber Throws Shade At Prince William's Bald Spot

And nothing grows under shade, which is the opposite of what The Lesbeaver thinks should be happening on Prince William's dome.

Justin Bieber is a come-to-life Beautiful Crissy doll and so he's lucky that he was born with a built-in knob that Selena Gomez turns every time he wants his luscious mane of golden unicorn tails to grow longer. But Justin doesn't understand why everyone wouldn't want a hairy helmet of brown rainbows on their head like his. While talking to something called Rollercoaster Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), the bunny shit-brained baby bimbo threw hate at Prince William's field of stray hairs and asked if they have Propecia in England.

"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"

Justin is totally right. Prince William needs Propecia or Rogaine or whatever Lucy put on Ricky's head during that hair-growing episode. And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two.

Here's Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate being royal dorks at an Olympic cycling event yesterday. I love that they're wearing ID badges and I'm guessing the only thing on their ID badges, besides a picture, are the words: "Bow down, bitch."

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Daniee's picture

That DOES seem a strange question to ask him, but I am sure he gets asked stranger.

Brains and a generous soul are far more important to me than hair! Who cares.

Get Serious's picture

Another perfect example of why little beiber needs to shut his gobhole. Also, the media needs to understand that just because someone's famous does not mean that they're literate, well spoken or even marginally intelligent. Look at kim whoretrashian for example... *pukes*

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: ", aside from how STUPID his comment is content wise, is it just me and my ESL-ass or does : "Have you not got it over here? " sound wrong as all hell???"

Yeah, I thought that, too. But then again, Canadians have a more British syntax than Americans. I think.

And your English is perfect.

Karma is calling. They say that that stupid-looking mop is gonna start falling out by the time you're 25. Of course, nobody except your momma is gonna notice because you're already becoming the next Jonas Bros.

And really, shut up you little turd. William may be pretty middle-aged looking for his age, but he seems like a nice kind guy, and unlike some royalty (like his dad) and some celebs (like the Beaver) he keeps his mouth shut and does his best.

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Justin is just being an immature rich boy. Hopefully he will grow out of it and he won't be an adult douche. No one likes a douche. And he's not that talented. No one is so talented that they can rise above douche-ness. Prince William was soooo handsome as a teenager. He could fix himself up a bit.

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Submitted by flawsmosis on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:02pm.
Real thugz start beefs with the Prince of England.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke* *gasp* *wheeze*
that made me LOL for reals!!!

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Oh karma dont fail me now! Just wait ten years you little prick!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Datura, i dont know if its correct, for all i know it is, and i m just used to HICK English down here in TX....

Twat Muffin's picture

I fucking hate this kid so much words cannot describe it. I agree what Lucifer said about Prince William. I, too, want to see this little fucker wrap his prized Fisker around a metal pole. I love you, MK, for picking the ugliest picture I've ever seen of this nasty little prick. I can't wait for the day when I hear "Justin who?"

stefystef's picture

What????? Did this little bitch just throw shade on his future King????
What the hell does he know about anything???? I really honestly HATE this kid and I hope they make a BIG deal of his stupid little statement in the British news.

I am ready for this little bitch to be finished on the public stage. He is really obnoxious and stupid.

I like William and Henry. Kate seems like a mature young woman who the British people seem to like alot. Personally, as an American, I don't give much of a shit about the British royal family since we are no longer a colony.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:58pm.
I can't wait for this little twat to OD on Sunny Delight.
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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Rockwell: "This mental midget sure is talking shit like he's the biggest boy at daycare, struttin around in his Huggies Pull Ups."

This made me laugh. I totally pictured it.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:01pm.
Hmmmm, aside from how STUPID his comment is content wise, is it just me and my ESL-ass or does : "Have you not got it over here? " sound wrong as all hell???
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I think the sentence is technically correct, but it sounds very awkward. Like everything that comes out of Bieber's uneducated mouth...

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Hate his girly little whiny ass. He needs to have his diaper changed.

William used to be something but got middle-aged-looking really fast. Too bad.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Hmmmm, aside from how STUPID his comment is content wise, is it just me and my ESL-ass or does : "Have you not got it over here? " sound wrong as all hell???

johnnysgirl's picture

Beibs wouldn't have said "Have you not got it over here" that's a total britishism. He would have said "Don't you have that here" or more likely "Don't you got dat here."

Anyway, what a little twatwaffle.

Real thugz start beefs with the Prince of England.

BlueOrchid's picture

Just when we thought there weren't any more reasons to hate Bieber.

Hey Biebs...jump out in front of a truck, wouldya?

MissJaneTexas's picture

I hate this douchenozzle.

Thumbnail #4 is really sweet!

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RichBitch's picture

I can't wait for this little twat to OD on Sunny Delight.

Nanners's picture

Being part Eskimo Beibs will never know the heartbreak of baldness.

Shut your piehole, kid! All the middle-aged and old women in Canada are going to hate him for throwing shade on The Queen's good grandson.

I would have made fun of Wills for his horse teef.

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Hekki's picture

What Lucifer Sam said. Prince William is educated and gracious and serves his country. I respect him. Bieber contributes nothing.

Rockwell's picture

This mental midget sure is talking shit like he's the biggest boy at daycare, struttin around in his Huggies Pull Ups.

Janice Second's picture

I hope this little shit goes bald one day.

Also, EVERYONE wears an ID lanyard at the Olympics, even the Athletes. They lay them on a table when they are competing. In some events, you can see them pick them back up immediately when they are done. Security is super tight there. My friend's mom is there as a journalist and they sent her a badge like, in the Spring. Getting them replaced is a bitch and so is getting anywhere without it.

chinlee3's picture

Bieber overestimates his relevance.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*ties up Justin Bieber cousin Eddie style, throws his ass in the winnibago and delivers to Lu32Cy*
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:37pm.

Why the fuck would anyone ask him about the Prince in the first place?

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I honestly thought at first that this was something out of The Onion. I'm still kind of hoping it's not real because I'm sad to see that Bieber is turning out to be such an asshole.

Also, I love William and Kate. That hug is melting my innards (in a good way) and I get stupidly happy seeing them being all couple-y. I really hope they make it.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Somebody should inform Lesbeaver he's still part of the empire and the Royals can have him killed.

At least, god I hope so.

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Kizzy's picture

I so cannot wait for this little bitch to pull a full Lohan-wrap his Fisker around a pole, fall out the door drunk and stoned, swearing those are not his coke pants.

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William and Kate look like a wonderfully well adjusted, loving and cute couple. Bravo to them! They are going to be such amazing parents.

zey's picture

So in his world, everyone in the entire world should have that lesbianic flowbee combover? Whatta vaginal rinsing product.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Irrespective of my feelings on the Royal family, I feel a deep sense of rage over this worthless teenaged floater talking shit about William who is a rescue pilot, saves peoples lives as his job even though he already has millions, and for a young man conducts himself with poise and decency.

This is what humanity is in 2012. Jesus.

ewe's picture

My friend had that Chrissy doll and I now I see that it looks like all those idiots with short hair that put it long extensions and think they're fooling somebody.

Also, Will has been balding for like 10 years now - methinks he's used to it. I vote he uses some of that spray-on hair. Or a pink wig.

FluffKitteh's picture

Team Prince William.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

You know the only reason he knows of Propecia is because he used to lather his pussy with it trying to get pubes... lolollll well played, GIRLFRANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743's picture

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

This douchebag is the next Arron Carter. Just can't wait until the day comes when we hear the words Former Tween Idol In Rehab.

WithinReason...'s picture

Well, he IS A CHILD! Children say the most embarrassing inopportune shit EVER! I cringe thinking of what kids have said, asked, shouted at others while waiting in line at the store. Unreal! Hahaha

The LezBeaver's babysitter girlfriend should really tell his MOMMY so he can scolded! BAD BOY Beaver, such a BAD BOY. VERY BAD! Lol

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:38pm.

this kid needs a punch in the spleen.

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I would say he needs a kick in the balls, but I doubt he has any.

annobanano's picture

Oops, my bad - Chrissy & Velvet were cousins, not sisters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaxZhR2RhM

little_rascal's picture

Shut the f*ck up, little turd.

Love how Prince William gives Kate a bear hug!
Now this is not some fake peck on a cheek like other celebs do, this looks like the real thing.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

this kid needs a punch in the spleen.

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vsminimoose's picture

Hair loss prevention meds totally FUCK with your body in a hundred different bad ways. People need to learn to not fear the bald and stop fighting it with poison.

People get old...stfu and deal with it gracefully.

turnelbup's picture

At least the Prince looks like a man. Can't wait 'til Lil Miss Justin loses her hair...HAR!

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Hekki's picture

All the little girls on the playground today were talking about which boy from One Direction they want to marry. Haven't heard a word about Lesbeaver in a while.

They've moved ON, Justina.

Why the fuck would anyone ask him about the Prince in the first place?

kerrymegan's picture

What a supereme fuckwad that kid is

annobanano's picture

Lol @ Louise

annobanano's picture

I had Chrissy, and her younger sister Velvet. And I cut Chrissy's hair :-( Not as horrible as the shag haircuts all my Barbies got, but still bad.

And the hair you re-grow with Propecia and that shit is not regular hair - it's like baby peachfuzz. Pointless.

LoCoJo's picture

Excuse me--"Velvet"!??? How come us 80's kids didn't get dolls with slutty sounding names? Jealous!

louise_brooks's picture

When asked his thoughts on famine, Beiber said, "I don't know why they just don't eat. Do they not have food over there or something?"