Justin Bieber Throws Shade At Prince William's Bald Spot
And nothing grows under shade, which is the opposite of what The Lesbeaver thinks should be happening on Prince William's dome.
Justin Bieber is a come-to-life Beautiful Crissy doll and so he's lucky that he was born with a built-in knob that Selena Gomez turns every time he wants his luscious mane of golden unicorn tails to grow longer. But Justin doesn't understand why everyone wouldn't want a hairy helmet of brown rainbows on their head like his. While talking to something called Rollercoaster Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), the bunny shit-brained baby bimbo threw hate at Prince William's field of stray hairs and asked if they have Propecia in England.
"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"
Justin is totally right. Prince William needs Propecia or Rogaine or whatever Lucy put on Ricky's head during that hair-growing episode. And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two.
Here's Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate being royal dorks at an Olympic cycling event yesterday. I love that they're wearing ID badges and I'm guessing the only thing on their ID badges, besides a picture, are the words: "Bow down, bitch."
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And Gabby Douglas's oversized deformed tenhead could be hot slut of the year all by itself.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Shut your pubescent fucking mouth, you shithead little punk!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by just passing through on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Speaking of the Olympics, i'm wondering why Gabby Douglas hasn't been made hot slut of the day on this site or why Mike hasn't said anything at all about her. hmmmmm Maybe he has marching orders not to do so...?
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Submitted by just a floozy on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:54pm.
@ just passing through
yeah you're probably right. MK is not a racist but i'm guessing like everyone else in the industry he has to follow orders as well. very sad.
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I jus got back. didn't read the comment all the way. It's definitely got NOTHING to do with race. If any of you havent noticed, MK already named Destiny Hooker HS days ago. I dont thnk he'll include any mainstream gold medal winners.
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I zoomed in one on of the pics. Will and Kate's ID's list them as The Duke of Cambridge and the Duchess of Cambridge.
STFU, Justin! That little jerk is nothing compared to William!
Lesbeaver's parents must be odious.
p.s. it's a drug, not a "product," douchebag
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
At least Prince William has class. That is something Justin will never have.
I am feeling romantical ----- they look really cute and in love still even after being together for 10 years. Good for them.
Justin Bieber just Karmad himself into going bald one day.
Kate's stomach looks awesome. Definately not pregnant.
Them embracing is the most PDA we have ever seen out of them.
Will and Harry have been voted best dressed men in the world for years along with their dad. There taste is incredible along with the tailoring and fit of every suit they wear.
Can you imagine them in the wanna-be-black ATL costumes Justin B wears? The sideways hats, earrings, chains and jewelry? JB doesn't realize how stupid he looks.
And Will and Harry at 6"3 would tower over this little punk, or hit him around with their polo mallets on horseback.
All I know is I'm glad this blurb mentioned Lucy & Ricky's hair-growing episode. One of many classics. And Justin Beiber becomes a bigger joke everytime he gives an interview. A rich joke, that is.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:49pm.
I agree Hekki. I don't care about hair or lack thereof, or washboard abs, etc. Give me a man with a kind heart, smiling eyes and a good soul.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Balding Wills is still way hotter than this little bitch. The truth is most of this "hair growth" shit is harmful to women in their childrearing years and potential children. Read the labels. A few years back it did look like Wills was using something then stopped, maybe because he wants his children to be healthy.
I guess when you've trying to keep pre-teen girls thinking you're cute to earn a paycheck, you may find hair useful. But when you own your own country...
Submitted by Naughychimp: "...I actually respect dudes who don't Comb-Over or try to regrow lost hair. Going bald isn't a character flaw nor is it a sign of being unhealthy (like becoming obese) or neglecting basic hygiene (eg. rotting teeth). Will "owns" his bald spot and never tried to get attention for his looks (like JFK, always being "accidentally on-purpose caught" by the paps with his shirt off); good for him. He dresses nicely but not flashily - a style model that I wish more young men would follow. Biebs, that Hilary Swank look-alike, with his stupid diamond earrings and mirror-surfaced car, can suck my royal dick."
AHAHAHHAHA!
I was mostly replying to the "respect a man who doesn't comb over" part, but the rest of it was awesome, too.
Personally, I don't care about balding or bald. The toupee/combover thing kills me. There are plenty of balding/bald men who are sexy as HAIL because of everything else they have going on.
I can't speak for all women, but most women seem to feel the same way.
This little Eunich who hasn't an education and hasn't even grown pubes is lecturing the future king of England on male pattern baldness. What a world.
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~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Nice job photoshopping Wills teeth. They're not yellow like that - not in our press anyway. Was that done deliberately so Americans can trot out the same tired insults about British teeth? I'm British but live in the US and yo teef 'ain't all that I assure you.
As for that skinny streak o' piss dissing William. Let's see where he is in a few years time, when the girls have moved on to some other bland douchebag. And he's no longer relevant. I smell celebrity rehab...
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William & Kate have one primary responsibility: having healthy children (theirs will be the first, under newly passed laws, to inherit the throne regardless of gender). Propecia causes birth defects, and one is warned against taking it for at least 6 months before conception. Furthermore a woman who is pregnant or even nursing could seriously injure the baby's development by so much as accidentally touching the pill.
But the most ironic thing about Propecia is that while it does indeed help hair growth, it kills the libido! O'Henry himself couldn't have invented a more insidious twist (now that you look sexy with your full head of hair, you aren't interested and can't get it up!).
Justin Bieber may owe his career to his hair, but Prince William owes his lack of hair to a healthy heir.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Well, I can see why impotence wouldn't matter to Beaver. But to a guy who actually is having sex with a lady...
Submitted by just passing through on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
That girl deserves to be hot slut! She's got the inner fire, the talent, and a sweet smile!
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:57pm.
... All the middle-aged and old women in Canada are going to hate him for throwing shade on The Queen's good grandson.
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Middle-aged Canadian woman here, to verify this statement. I don't much care that William is the Queen's grandson but I do care that he had every excuse in the book to be a huge douche nozzle (parents' miserable marriage, mum's untimely death, ginormous wealth, media spotlight etc) and instead seems to have grown into a polite, thoughtful, level-headed fellow.
I actually respect dudes who don't Comb-Over or try to regrow lost hair. Going bald isn't a character flaw nor is it a sign of being unhealthy (like becoming obese) or neglecting basic hygiene (eg. rotting teeth). Will "owns" his bald spot and never tried to get attention for his looks (like JFK, always being "accidentally on-purpose caught" by the paps with his shirt off); good for him. He dresses nicely but not flashily - a style model that I wish more young men would follow. Biebs, that Hilary Swank look-alike, with his stupid diamond earrings and mirror-surfaced car, can suck my royal dick.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Didn't I see something in the news about Propecia being a major cause of male impotence? I remember reading about some 20-something who was going prematurely bald, went on the stuff and couldn't get it up (even after he stopped the stuff for years) and is now suing. Being a teen idol doesn't make you a pharmacist sweetie.
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Any time a medication messes with your hormones, especially testosterone, estrogen, etc., there will be the potential for sexual side effects. Sucks for guys!
His comment isn't insulting to anyone but his parents. (nice job on the social skills)
I thought someone said he was over ten now?
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:30pm.
You know William is probably thinking..."who cares bitch, when you and your music are long forgotten, I'll be fucking King of England."
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Gold medal!!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:01pm.
Hmmmm, aside from how STUPID his comment is content wise, is it just me and my ESL-ass or does : "Have you not got it over here? " sound wrong as all hell???
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It sounds perfectly fine to me. I'm English though and we say "Have you not got" all the time. Is this just a British and Canadian thing then?
He's right though...
*looks around*
Submitted by just passing through on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:46pm.
Marching orders? MK? Other than his abuelita and Kathy Griffin's IP lawyers, no one orders him to do anything.
How would that topic ever come up during a Bieber interview? And why didn't he mention what really needs fixing: Bill's yellowed teeth?
@ just passing through
yeah you're probably right. MK is not a racist but i'm guessing like everyone else in the industry he has to follow orders as well. very sad.
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Didn't I see something in the news about Propecia being a major cause of male impotence? I remember reading about some 20-something who was going prematurely bald, went on the stuff and couldn't get it up (even after he stopped the stuff for years) and is now suing. Being a teen idol doesn't make you a pharmacist sweetie.
Submitted by just passing through on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 5:27pm.
Speaking of the Olympics, i'm wondering why Gabby Douglas hasn't been made hot slut of the day on this site.
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YES! That girl is fabulous!
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Shut up you little Canuck fuck.
Yes please! That would mean he would never be able to come home!
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Wait...gypsy skirts are bad?
You know William is probably thinking..."who cares bitch, when you and your music are long forgotten, I'll be fucking King of England."
Speaking of the Olympics, i'm wondering why Gabby Douglas hasn't been made hot slut of the day on this site or why Mike hasn't said anything at all about her. hmmmmm Maybe he has marching orders not to do so...?
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
His comment isn't just insulting to Prince William, it's insulting to England in general - the implication being they aren't advanced enough to have certain medications. Bieber, you're a cunt.
That little boy is intolerable. Beyond the fact that his mommy, probably, feeds him female hormones every day, he has no depth of character or intelligence. The 12-year-olds are getting older and will soon notice the difference between a spoiled little brat and a real man.
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PHG, looks like such a DEVIL, olololol ;P
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I fucken hate Usher for making this shit happen!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RexNYC on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:51pm.
I was bored enough to look. It's "HRH Duke/Duchess of Cambridge" respectively. Can't see Ginge's.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Can anyone make out what names are on their badges? I'm curious if they list last name as "Windsor," "Wales," etc...
Yes, I'm that bored...
Yes, yes, Prince William can grow his hair back with the help of modern medicine but what will Justin be able to take to kick start his puberty and grow a brain?
They should revoke Bebs passport for entry into any of the Commonwealth countries.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
At least Prince William's balls have dropped.
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ROFL Excellent point!!
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Justin Beiber is just plain dumb.
William's reminding me of a beaver with those big yellow chompers.
Seriously now!!! Can Prince William now send in MI6 to off this fucker?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Forget about propecia, when the fuck is Prince William going to brush his teeth?
Lol....Oh, Justina! She's so incorrigible!
At least Prince William's balls have dropped.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
It does sound like a fake question by a magazine with nothing to lose and a lifetime supply of Propecia which I never heard of before and is now famous. Someone got paid.
There's a place in Hasbeenville waiting for that little troll.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Justin is stupid. Prince William can fly a helicopter and rescue people and stuff and all he does is remain an oozing open sore on the anus of rock and roll.