Justin Bieber Throws Shade At Prince William's Bald Spot
And nothing grows under shade, which is the opposite of what The Lesbeaver thinks should be happening on Prince William's dome.
Justin Bieber is a come-to-life Beautiful Crissy doll and so he's lucky that he was born with a built-in knob that Selena Gomez turns every time he wants his luscious mane of golden unicorn tails to grow longer. But Justin doesn't understand why everyone wouldn't want a hairy helmet of brown rainbows on their head like his. While talking to something called Rollercoaster Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), the bunny shit-brained baby bimbo threw hate at Prince William's field of stray hairs and asked if they have Propecia in England.
"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"
Justin is totally right. Prince William needs Propecia or Rogaine or whatever Lucy put on Ricky's head during that hair-growing episode. And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two.
Here's Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate being royal dorks at an Olympic cycling event yesterday. I love that they're wearing ID badges and I'm guessing the only thing on their ID badges, besides a picture, are the words: "Bow down, bitch."
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I pity Wills. He was so cute until his face went and pulled a Charles. He went from looking like Diana's kid to Camilla's. Charles must have put him on an all oats/carrots/hay diet or something.
"In the seventies, there were only three reasons why three people would be in a room together: to have sex, to snort cocaine, or to have sex on a giant pile of cocaine." --- The Cinema Snob
I would pick a balding guy vs. a toupee guy any day of the week.
Why are we so afraid of age?
WTH? This little douche bag - has no brain. You can get one you know Beibs. Or dont they have them over here? You little twit.
Team: just shave it off! :P
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Some of those hair-loss remedies (specifically and especially Propecia) cause impotence. So, a guy would have to choose between his hair and his dick.
Which would you choose?
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
wow justin is definately becoming bitchier these days, now that he can confidently deep throat usher's cock and ellen degerate's clit at the same time.
If anyone here is actually stupid enough to believe that MK is letting other people tell him how to run HIS blog...wow.
Gabby is way too mainstream. I suggest you research some past Hot Sluts. Abandoned Couch, anyone?
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Honestly though. WTF is wrong with Prince Will's smile?
There's a woodchuck joke in there, I'm sure.
Maybe the Beaver has spent too much time with Kunty K. of late?
HI TOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Truthfully though, does anyone listen to what that little douche bag says?
He is repulsive on so many levels.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 10:02am.
WOO-HOO!!... i'm starting my day with a cupcake and a kiss!... some days just start off perfect!
*smooch*
OT: in ten years, when the Beav is manager of the local bowling alley, i wonder if his main concern will be whether hair loss is Prince William's priority.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Personally I would have overlooked the balding issue and just made fun of the yellow teefs...
*blows ESE a kiss...
*waves at Cuppy...
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 9:49am.
Morning ESE! *offers up vanilla bean cupcake with orange icing for breakfast*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 9:38am.
LOL@ at the conspiracy theorist here with their "Mike has higher ups to answer to" comments, and accusing MK of having racist bosses.
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i'll tell ya this much... if what the conspiracy theorist thinks is true, it's gonna take no less than a rag tag bunch of misfits with nothing to lose to free MK from his racist bosses, and there will be no prisoners taken!... *starts typical 80's training montage*... come on, Cuppy! we've got work to do!... HA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iyIWOLv1No
good morning, dlisters!
OT: oh, you know damn well that it's too early for me to do this!... why are you even awake to read this?... go back to bed! it's saturday, for jeebus' sake!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
LOL@ at the conspiracy theorist here with their "Mike has higher ups to answer to" comments, and accusing MK of having racist bosses. Last I knew he ran this site, not a corporation full of racist bigots.
Hey, but whatever. This ISN'T Sports Illustrated or CNN.com.
La Chaylo you help make dlisted great. Hats off to you Señora. Love all your comenta. <3
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:18am.
agree. the hot sluts usually have some kink or or disparaging shade to them, or they are people who have done something "odd" or there is something odd about them (like Destinee's last name) -- good or bad. Gabby does not really fit that, special as her accomplishments are
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by just passing through on Sat, 08/04/2012 - 2:10am.
I think someone else mentioned it, but he did have Destinee Hooker as hot slut a week ago.
Gabby is already in the news a lot, and his hot sluts usually have a twist to their stories or are some local news blurb. I don't believe it's intentional or because he has to answer to higher ups. This is his own blog - I don't believe he's sold it to anyone. I think some folks may be reading too much into it.
Besides, I think MK is focusing on men's sports.
Just my two centavos.
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ok i forgot that mike doesn't nominate mainstreamers for hot slut but its still interesting that he hasn't mentioned Gabby here at all yet a little 16 old asian swimmer got a story and Micheal Phelps though i love him, is mentioned here all the time. and in agreeing with floozy i don't think Mikes a racist either but i do believe he has higher ups to answer to and it wouldn't surprise me if they told him not to post anything about her because she's black and won two gold metals in a white dominated sport. it is what it is.
"i'm a peaceful guy with bad intentions"
charlie sheen
This little shit Bieber should be very careful who he mocks. He should not be mocking anyone since he is the butt of most jokes by people over the age of around 25. Really hope this comes back to bite him in the ass.
Prince William responds;
"Didn't we used to own his country at one time?"
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
MK picked the *perfect picture of the boobster.
and for sure people need to learn what/how the propecia type meds affect cells/systems before they decide to use it.
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Did it ever occur to Donny Osmond 2.0 that maybe William doesn't care? And even if he did, Minoxidil and that other crap doesn't always work. My dad tried it and had zero results. Few men retain their hair like Andy Griffith did and one day Beavertails might notice his own hair thinning out.
Wills could always try hair plugs if he really cared about it, but it's an ugly surgery that takes a lot of time to get back to looking normal and somehow I doubt he has the time to spare for that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 3:43pm
standing ovation with accompanying hugs and "right ons" to you
i hate this little smug undeserving snot with the intensity of a thousand burning suns
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Re: Have you not got it over here?
Very British and understood but not used by anglo-Canadians.
Canadians use British spelling and some pronunciation but with American syntax and subtly distinct Canadian accents.
The Beaver is a wanker but this soundbite sounds like it was dressed up by British press types.
Sit the fuck down, Bieber. My friend Jesse had the most beautiful, luscious curls when we were in high school. He was completely bald on the top by the time he was 25. I hope the same happens to you, you ungrateful little shit.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Justin. You little shit.
Why don't you do a search for a few pictures of William when he was your age? You are NOWHERE NEAR as hot as he was and you don't have a fraction of his brains either.
You are the teen idol choice of the shallowest and most stupid generation ever born. A generation without the slightest idea of what talent really is. I say this with the admission that I have a 15 year old boy. His only saving grace is that he is a competition level snare drummer in three different pipe bands.
And still, he thinks Wiz Khalifa is good.
What a completely fucking idiot. As if there is this magic pill that can just grow a bald man a full head of hair. It can help you not to lose more if you take it forever, but it also causes serious birth defects. They've said they want to start a family soon, but I guess not losing more hair should be more important? What a bizarre thing to say.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 11:00pm.
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Love the avie! *quivers* hahaha
OnT: Justin is now 18 right, what a dork. Agree with dgrin, wait until the same happens to him.
LOL MK, at "Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch" ;D
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Once again, Canada's national embarrassment delivers the goods...
Don't worry, Justine will get the Jonas Brothers treatment soon enough and no one will ever hear about him much in a few years except to see what color V-neck T-shirt he's wearing out on the ho stroll.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Kate seems comfortable in her role.
She and William have been together for 10 years. Kate's mother, with her money and position, managed to get her daughter into St. Andrews so she could be near Prince William.
Mom saw a love connection and has been "training" her daughter for years to become a Princess. Unlike Diana who was a 19 year old girl, Kate is a 30 year old woman and is comfortable in herself when she got married. She got William to want to marry her instead of a forced marriage. William is lucky to have someone stable like Kate.
Justin Bieber is a little dick. Ready for him to go the way of Lief Ericsson and Nick Jonas.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
I also never said anything about her dry hair.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Never said she wasn't a great athlete, but the bowlegs do leave something to be desired.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hey little asshole, he is going to be King of England and is married to Kate Middleton. Who are you and who are you going to be when all the tweeners figure out that you are talentless?
What a couple of real bitches snarking about Gabbys hair. For Petes sake, she is sixteen and still a child. Lets see if you retain the grace and composure she has exhibited performing feats of athleticism you bitches can only fantasize about. Cows!
Lol hekki! The canadian actually asked me if there was something wrong with her when he first saw her. Like a syndrome or something!
*goes to hell*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two."
THIS. Bravo, MK!
Submitted by Stoney: "And Gabby Douglas's oversized deformed tenhead could be hot slut of the year all by itself."
The idiots at Jezebel are falling all over themselves praising her and her hair.
HAHAHAHHAHA! It was very refreshing to come here and see someone speak it.
Not that I have anything against Gabby Douglas, but you cannot EVER criticize a woman of color over there for ANY reason. Which I would find annoying if I were a woman of color - we're all people. Placing people on a pedestal is marginalizing them, IMO. The white/privilege guilt over there is out of control.
But anyway, it makes me glad that everyone is fair game here.
What does a girl like Selena Gomez, who seems to be perfectly nice girl, see in a little douchebag like this?
Also, Kate and Wills look deliriously happy together. Good for them.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
has he ever examined his father's shiny head and does he know how genetics usually works? has he got any idea what will start happening to him the moment he reaches his 20s and just before his 30s? he looks like a person who is very attached to his hair and overall looks so he will have a hard time accepting the "defeat" that comes with growing older.
also as of August of 2012 other than a faded promise that stem cells might be the solution in the future, there is currently no known method out there that can help a person successfully regrow their lost hair or stop the hair loss process completely and these drugs he talks about they make your body hair thicker and you (might) loose your boner forever but they do very little most of the times for the hair in the patient's head
What as asshole. Propecia doesn't work for everyone. And if you stop taking it, your hair is bad to "normal" in a year or so. A lot of guys probly don't want to deal with that hassel.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Prince William doesn't use that shit because HE'S PRINCE MFing WILLIAM! Go back to obscurity little boy.
MK, you picked a perfect picture of the little douche! ☺☺☺
Wait until he starts losing his fanbase!
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Thank god this idiot is from Canada. We gave enough fools making us look bad in the USA.
I would really like to slap that smart ass little shit.
Just for existing.
What a little douche.
Submitted by 130490laura on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 4:01pm.
is it just me and my ESL-ass or does : "Have you not got it over here? " sound wrong as all hell???
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It sounds perfectly fine to me. I'm English though and we say "Have you not got" all the time. Is this just a British and Canadian thing then?
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"Have you not got" sounds stilted to my Canadian ears and I doubt the Beav said it that way. "Haven't you got" seems more likely.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Unfortunately nothing can be done about Beavers lack of male hormones.