Justin Bieber Throws Shade At Prince William’s Bald Spot

And nothing grows under shade, which is the opposite of what The Lesbeaver thinks should be happening on Prince William’s dome.

Justin Bieber is a come-to-life Beautiful Crissy doll and so he’s lucky that he was born with a built-in knob that Selena Gomez turns every time he wants his luscious mane of golden unicorn tails to grow longer. But Justin doesn’t understand why everyone wouldn’t want a hairy helmet of brown rainbows on their head like his. While talking to something called Rollercoaster Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), the bunny shit-brained baby bimbo threw hate at Prince William’s field of stray hairs and asked if they have Propecia in England.

“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”

Justin is totally right. Prince William needs Propecia or Rogaine or whatever Lucy put on Ricky’s head during that hair-growing episode. And when Prince William is done with it, he can give his leftovers to Justin, so Justin can splash some on his Barbie crotch and maybe grow a pube or two.

Here’s Prince William, Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Kate being royal dorks at an Olympic cycling event yesterday. I love that they’re wearing ID badges and I’m guessing the only thing on their ID badges, besides a picture, are the words: “Bow down, bitch.“