Jenna Jameson On Why She's Endorsing Mitt Romney
When us Americans go to vote for HBIC of the US this November, I know most of us are going to ask ourselves "WIJJVF: Who Is Jenna Jameson Voting For?" before we cast our vote. Well, now you know the answer to that question. Minutes before Jenna James twerked her pussy for dollars at a strip club in San Francisco, she told CBS SF (via Gawker) that she's all in it for Mitt. Jenna endorsed Hillary Clinton during the 2008 election, but sometime between then and now she realized that voting Republican is the best thing to do for the only thing she cares about: MONAY, HONAY!
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
And with that, Jenna just won Romney GOOPY Paltrow's vote too.
Obama should just play the I QUIT THIS BITCH card right now, because now that Romney has won the coveted Jenna Jameson endorsement, this shit is wrapped up. Jenna seems so happy about this decision, so nobody tell her that at one time, Mitt Romney wanted to outlaw her "gobbling dicks for dollars" game. Shh!
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How does she decide? Write the names on pingpong balls and shove them up her moneymaker, shake 'em around a bit, then see which one pops out first, like lotto numbers?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Girlie just totally went batshit crazy with the knife and the tatts. Has'nt been boner material since maybe 2006.
I was going to get angry, but then I remembered that she's a washed up porn star, can't take that title too seriously.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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Dumb broad. Endorsing a man who would publicly denounce everything she's done to build that wealth while slipping her an extra $50 to let him pee on her in the shower.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
@louise_brooks on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 2:11pm.
Total hoot! :-)
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 2:12pm.
Politics aside...why is she still working the pole if she's so rich?
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it's her natural habitat?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Politics aside...why is she still working the pole if she's so rich?
Why would someone even think to ask her who she is voting for? I can't even really see her making an effort to vote anyway. "OMG We were supposed to vote yesterday? I totally flaked!"
oh, jeebus... there's a bukakke expert giving political theories... this thread is gonna be messy.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
She is so delightfully trashy...