When us Americans go to vote for HBIC of the US this November, I know most of us are going to ask ourselves “WIJJVF: Who Is Jenna Jameson Voting For?” before we cast our vote. Well, now you know the answer to that question. Minutes before Jenna James twerked her pussy for dollars at a strip club in San Francisco, she told CBS SF (via Gawker) that she’s all in it for Mitt. Jenna endorsed Hillary Clinton during the 2008 election, but sometime between then and now she realized that voting Republican is the best thing to do for the only thing she cares about: MONAY, HONAY!
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
And with that, Jenna just won Romney GOOPY Paltrow’s vote too.
Obama should just play the I QUIT THIS BITCH card right now, because now that Romney has won the coveted Jenna Jameson endorsement, this shit is wrapped up. Jenna seems so happy about this decision, so nobody tell her that at one time, Mitt Romney wanted to outlaw her “gobbling dicks for dollars” game. Shh!