Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bell, the hero chihuahua who SAVED THE LIVES!!!! of two little sisters in Georgia on Monday.
8-year-old Carlie and 5-year-old Lacey took their dog Lucy for a walk into the woods in Georgia on Monday afternoon and after wandering around for a little bit, they realized that they were lost and couldn’t figure out how to get back. The girls looked down at Lucy’s face to help them out, but that bitch was useless and looked at them like, “Don’t look at me, I only know what to do if your asses fall down a well.” The girls thought they were going to spend the night, huddling together in the trees while nibbling on leaves for nourishment.
When the girls didn’t come back from their walk after 2 hours, their mother Rebecca Parga freaked out, called the police and asked all her neighbors for help. As the cops and firemen searched for the girls, Rebecca’s neighbor Carvin Young knew what to do. Carvin took the headset off of the head of his chihuahua Bell, who volunteers during the day for a missing children hotline, and told her to get to work. CBS Atlanta (via HuffPo) says that Bell showed up the police and their canine dogs when she ran into the woods and led everyone to the girls. Rebecca says that her daughters always play with Bell, so the life-saving chihuahua probably knew their scent. Here’s the story in moving picture form from CBS Atlanta. (Side note: You’re wrong like me if you looked at Carlie’s hair and said to yourself that Bell needs to lead her to a brush. We need to stop, because she was lost in the woods for 2 hours! Everyone’s hair looks like that after being lost in the woods for 2 hours!):
A happy ending brought to you by a chihuahua! I always knew that Lassie’s successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.)
(Thanks Roman & Sapan)