Monday, August 6th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 3rd!
Cambodians placed Angelina dolls in busy intersections as a warning to its citizens: If you see this woman, hide your children. - donha
Runners-up:
It took two of Reese's kindest and most patient neighbors to finally talk KStew off the tree outside the main gate. - City Barbie
My tush tickles the thick bark as Doug tightly ties me to the tree. Tittilating the tourists, our therapy has begun. - Stoney
This Scare-Cruise should keep him away... - turnelbup
via TDW
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After this picture was taken Katie mysteriously decided to get Suri that puppy after all.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Sienna Miller realized those balloon stork birth announcements are so yesterday, so, she went with a "It's a whore" blow up instead.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Ali Lohan gets "roped in" to her first modeling gig in Korea.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Oh, the good old days, when Pimp Mama Kris had to tie her whore daughters to their street corners.
Vera Wang cleverly realizes the best way to torture Kunty Karl was to tie Pippa Middleton to the tree outside his house, facing FORWARD of course.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
"I Love Yew Long Time !"
Wow! The Japanese really know how to "tie one on".
Mitt Romney must love the signs of support Jenna Jameson is putting up around town.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't know about red, Kim... I fancy her more of an Autumn.
Tommy Girl's new wife was made in Taiwan.
And they called it puppy love...
"Move That Cone, I'm Lindsay Lohan!"