Monday, August 6th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 3rd!
Cambodians placed Angelina dolls in busy intersections as a warning to its citizens: If you see this woman, hide your children. - donha
Runners-up:
It took two of Reese's kindest and most patient neighbors to finally talk KStew off the tree outside the main gate. - City Barbie
My tush tickles the thick bark as Doug tightly ties me to the tree. Tittilating the tourists, our therapy has begun. - Stoney
This Scare-Cruise should keep him away... - turnelbup
via TDW
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Skanky sex wear mannequin - $10.99
Municipal fine for burning a tree - $500
Burning a ho in effigy - priceless.
Kultida Wood's shows what it takes to love a tiger!
Audition to be Tom Cruise's next "wife".
He wore a condom but ended up getting Lyme's disease.
Me love you thong time.
I wanted to say something about the pajamas too, but I couldn't think of anything.
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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 10:16pm.
I wouldn't waste time tying up that cheesy red lingerie, I'd be putting those magnificent pajamas in the safe deposit box.
Tie a yellow realdoll round the ginko tree...
My tush tickles the thick bark as Doug tightly ties me to the tree. Tittilating the tourists, our therapy has begun.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I wouldn't waste time tying up that cheesy red lingerie, I'd be putting those magnificent pajamas in the safe deposit box.
Ali Lohan's first modelling assignment in Korea - to ward off evil spirits at an intersection known for its high accident rate.
Andrew McCarthy's kung-fu bodyguards made sure that the life-sized Kim Cattrall doll would not attend the Mannequin 6 premiere.
The Joy F*ck Club
Kristen Stewart finally gives up that awful acting and fulfills her true calling as a road side sex doll. Her frozen face and stick figure limbs finally make sense.
only wanting the best, Japan up their attempt to catch Ryan Lochte for the next olympics.
Mr. Yagahashi, you are under arrest for soliticing sex from a manequin that is tied to a tree.......
50 Shades of Wrong
Oh Lana Del Rey, if you had just down some interviews management would not have to step in to make you promote your concert tour.
Forced to use a body double for Lohan in the Canyons, producers decided "it's just easier" to continue the film without her.
What's hot in Taipei TV: "Excellent work, most honorable Cagneysun!"
Looks like Ali's put on weight in Korea.
Behind the scenes: workers setting up Kim Jong-Il's funeral procession.
You say we need Scare Khloe, this a Scare Khloe
Kris Jenner knows her youngest daughter won't make money any other way
My have times changed in China, they used to just bind the feet.
In 10 years Kim Kardashian will be working street corners holding up homemade signs for Saturday yard sales.
Strapped for cash, Octomom is now doing live sex shows on Taiwan street corners....and still no audience.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Dyslexic Pinata...stuff's supposed to come OUT of it when tapped.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
The low-budget version of SAW only lasted 8 seconds.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
as Kristen Stewart gets tied up by two old lesbians, her emotions get the best of her again...
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
i am on fire today. * say that in Ben Stein's "dry eye" tone
But wouldnt it be something if i won the whole trifecta?
I would put that on my resume...and my tombstone.
SARS and the Real Girl
TommyGurl's attempt to remember Katie the way she used to be was not well recieved by the neighbors.
Looks like Angelina put some meat on her chicken bones.
Wooden, Fake, Inflatable - The Curious Case of Ali according to Koreans
The budget crisis in Singapore is so bad, not only do they have blow-up dolls working as crossing guards, but they have replaced tax auditors with actual anal probes.
@Mani6 thanks, Doll! :)))
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 6:05pm.
This Scare-Cruise should keep him away...
Nice!
Asian massage parlors everywhere try to save themselves from hungry, desperate anus attacks by hanging a " Scare Travolta" in front.
This Scare-Cruise should keep him away...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Fifty Shades of Gray: Filipino Nights
"You can't miss it: The temple is just 30 meters past a mannequin in a cheap negligee tied to a tree."
Keeping gypsy moth caterpillars away is so easy now with naturally-repellant Kim-A-Tree!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Ali Lohans new modeling career in Korea is off to a great start.
Hello and tie a person round the old oak tree it's been three chain links do you still love me..
In a show of support for Kristen Stewart, fans around the world have been tying whores around trees.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Cambodians placed Angelina dolls in busy intersections as a warning to its citizens: If you see this woman, hide your children.
And he'll be back an hour later hungry again.
The ho stroll starts early in Taiwan, they serve coffee and a doughnut with each service.
Chick Fil A-sian.....
You know it's August when the SURIs are in bloom.
"After hearing enough people insist he was a jailer to his wives, Tommy Girl pretty much just stopped trying."