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August 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Now that Times Square is all cleaned up and family-friendly, this is the only kind of big organ you’ll find in a dark alley. – turnelbup


“That bitch left my heart in the gutter” –Robert Pattinson to UsWeekly – LaPerlaDelSur

Dateline tracks down Kunty K.’s long abandoned heart. Heart was mildly successful working at Donatella’s virgin blood bank, but the Zantax habit caught up with him. – Cuntina

Emoticons even brighten up the most grimy graffiti messages. – RHONYC

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