Birthday Sluts

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 8:36am.
It's why this guy and Phelps collect two dozen golds while Gabby got one. They don't go "oh you get a medal for that thing. And another for those bars. And one for that dance..."

This annoys me too.

Little Gabby bounced her way into my heart yesterday.

Ryan Lochte is a great athlete, but he is not as cool as he thinks he is. In fact he is "UNCOOL"

HB Martha Stewart!!! I cant wait til your Halloween issue!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Last week I was blissfully oblivious to this asshole's existence and now he is glued to my last nerve.

MK I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

Every interview I've heard with Ryan Lochte is a train wreck. Does this idiot have 3 brain cells left in his head? Way to represent UF.

But, yes I still would. Hell yes would I.

Everyone always gets on Phelps for being big and goofy and smoking a bong, but I like him the more I see him. There was a great video on TV the other day showing him and one of the young female swimmers in their daily practice and how he constantly goofed on her and made her laugh to stay loose. Lochte on the other hand - undeniably handsome, but the more I see him, the more he annoys me, for some reason. He also seems like a big man whore.

I really want to slap Ryan Lochte upside the head with a sock full of D batteries. After, of course. ;-)

Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 08/03/2012 - 9:26am.

Martin Sheen a good egg? I guess, if you consider a one time alkie who cheated on his wife with zero shame, and was reported to have been a terrible father and sometimes physically aggressive with both his children and wife a good egg, then he's a good egg.

HAPPY BDAY PAQUITA!

what is going on? is this Let's Show Everyone How Ghetto Fabulous Ryan Lochte Is Week?

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HB to the birthday sluts today! Lochte = would.

Feliz cumpleaños to Paquita! Hope it's a good one! ;p

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Happy Birfday, Paquita! Hope you get good presents and the hot nookie of your choice.

Happy Birfday to my girls Marfa Stewart and Spinderella.

AND MY BOY ANTONIO BENEDETTO!

HBD Hot Ass Paquita :)

Winnyfranfran - He is an American Olympic Swimmer. He has been all over the news cause he is busy winning medals and stuff.

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

Ohhhh, and it's dlisted's hot ass Paquita's birthday today, also.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!♥
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Why is this douche bag Ryan Whatshisname all over the internet? I have never heard of him before last week.

HOW NORTH KOREA SHOWS ITS APPRECIATION FOR SPORTSPEOPLE....

http://news.yahoo.com/north-koreas-key-olympic-medals-refrigerators-winn...

Lots of good sluts today. Happy birthday to all (too lazy to list the ones I like).

HBD to the gorgeous Evangeline Lilly! Bitch got Sawyer and Jack!

HBD John C McGinley and Spinderella!

Spinderella cut it up one time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

Happy birthday to Martin Sheen... I got nothin for anyone else.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

HBday to stewart, lochte, lilly ans sheen!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Ryan Loche's a Leo? We are not all that dumb.

Poor Marin Sheen, he seems like such a good egg, but has Charlie for a son.

Tom Brady should retire. He is well past his sell-by-date in football.

Didnt realize Martha was that old. HB to her.

UGH!

Lochte, Tom Brady, and Martha Stewart. Wow, what a D-bag birthday list.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

He is SO fuckable. Is it wrong that it turns me on how very, very stupid he is?
The very definition of young, dumb and full of cum!

Just saw an interview with Lochte on Today. Lmao.

"Ping Pong and Badminton."

"What is 'Things I Played at Summer Camp that Should not be Olympic events,' Alex?"

Next they will make Marco Polo an Olympic swimming event.

Happy BD to Martha Stewart, Martin Sheen, and Tony Bennett!!

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HB Ryan. Now grow up. Thank you.

G'Mornin Dlisters! HB Ryan, Martin the horror, John you animal, Jay "Dennis!!!"-Mr.Wilson), Spinderella let's talk about whatta man
and job well done USA Men's swim team (giving Micheal that huge lead and really putting him over the top =)

HB to all birthday babes! :)

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On my front porch all year long"- Redneck Woman

thanks for some classics, landis!

what ever became of jay north? dennis the menace was so annoying.

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Happy bday Ryan! He is so UNF but totally dumb. Like I would space out just by listening to him forming a sentence.

I'm all about Nathan Adrian for now...woot!

How many swim events can they have? Isn't it plausible that the guy who swims 200 meters the fastest can do the same for 300 meters? It's why this guy and Phelps collect two dozen golds while Gabby got one. They don't go
"oh you get a medal for that thing. And another for those bars. And one for that dance..."

Happy birthday Tom and Ryan...

Spinderella cut it up one time... Ooh ooh ooh

Happy Birthday, slow talker Spicolli/Lochte