Katy Perry And John Mayer Might Be Doing It
One of Katy Perry's goals in life, next to shooting everything found in a grocer's fridge section out of her tits, must be to hump on every mega man skank on the CDC's most wanted list. Because Katy has gone from riding on Russell Brand to taking a ride on John Mayer's David Duke dick. Katy and John left Chateau Marmont together last night, and UsWeekly says that before every paps' lens got covered in herp sores by taking these pictures, they were kissing each other inside the hotel:
Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, had a leisurely dinner together at Chateau Marmont, an observer tells Us Weekly. And the date, the witness adds, was definitely romantic, with the "Teenage Dream" singer and Mayer "holding hands across the table," sneaking kisses, and laughing.
Katy and John have apparently been bumping nipples for almost two months now. So, Katy's douchedar is still broken and she's obviously still into the kind of dude who looks like he's got 3 out of 5 basic food groups stuck to the bottom of his peen. Hopefully, Katy grabbed that plastic bag floating through the wind and wrapped it around John's peen several times before she got on that shit.
And if the Anne Shirley of hussies Taylor Swift has hit it and wrote a song about it, you should stay away from it.
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She has the worst taste in men.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
the hair makes him look a little like Rosie O'Donnell during her "femme" days
oh Katy Katy Katy... I don't know how her friends sit idly by while she dates one skank douche after another. And now John Mayer?! Ugh. NO.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
It's like she needs to date the asshole guy who would have never given her the time of day in high school.
Oh, FFS.
What exactly is it about Mayer? Surely he's gained a reputation as a dick by now? Wouldn't that put women off?
I don't know how this fucking guy pulls the kind of trim that he does.... Of course, I don't find her all that great (still would). Your tits are a wunderlaaaaaaaand.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
OH COME ON! Forget KP...this chick just refuses to make good decisions. Ick.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:13am.
OOOh, she's just getting into douchier and douchier territory. She'll be dating Dane Cook next.
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or Jeremy Piven.
What's her thing with douchebags?
OOOh, she's just getting into douchier and douchier territory. She'll be dating Dane Cook next.
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The all white version of Kim and kanye
They are both equally annoying, douches, overrated and have an over inflated sense of self. They are made for each other.
Figures. She's been trending downward into the No Longer Hot zone for some time. She can't sing or dance and her face is goofy, so what else has she got?