Katy Perry And John Mayer Might Be Doing It
One of Katy Perry's goals in life, next to shooting everything found in a grocer's fridge section out of her tits, must be to hump on every mega man skank on the CDC's most wanted list. Because Katy has gone from riding on Russell Brand to taking a ride on John Mayer's David Duke dick. Katy and John left Chateau Marmont together last night, and UsWeekly says that before every paps' lens got covered in herp sores by taking these pictures, they were kissing each other inside the hotel:
Perry, 27, and Mayer, 34, had a leisurely dinner together at Chateau Marmont, an observer tells Us Weekly. And the date, the witness adds, was definitely romantic, with the "Teenage Dream" singer and Mayer "holding hands across the table," sneaking kisses, and laughing.
Katy and John have apparently been bumping nipples for almost two months now. So, Katy's douchedar is still broken and she's obviously still into the kind of dude who looks like he's got 3 out of 5 basic food groups stuck to the bottom of his peen. Hopefully, Katy grabbed that plastic bag floating through the wind and wrapped it around John's peen several times before she got on that shit.
And if the Anne Shirley of hussies Taylor Swift has hit it and wrote a song about it, you should stay away from it.
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Seriously people he is so GAY and she is just another high profile FAKE ass girlfriend. Face it, if you believe this then you fell for it.
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I love this guy.... insane i know. I find him very funny! He actually is very intelligent in a weird sort of way. He plays a mean guitar. Yet, all signs point to him being a narcissisitic misogynist that just loves to hear himself talk. I've seen him in an interview admit that he has trouble keeping him mouth shut. He's a little Touretty. Worst guitar faces ever!! Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eWrQzNJgC8 at 14:20. I mean dude! WTF is that/?!?!? He says he doesn't realize he is doing it. When his hair is shorter, face is shaven, post-shower (unlike the picture above) I think the guy is amazingly hot! I'd do him in a heartbeat.. I say that with my head hanging in shame. He's got great hair. I just like the bad boys. Katy Perry? seriously? girl has some serious issues!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:39am.
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Sorry, but I'm not convinced that he's "very" intelligent. If he were, he wouldn't have married Katy Perry as she's not very intelligent or grown up which is a huge factor. He would've known that marrying a good fuck isn't going to last. He wouldn't have taken and published a picture of his high profile wife while she wasn't wearing any make up as this could've had serious consequences for her career. He wouldn't have called the grandfather of an ex girlfriend to tell him what a good fuck she is. He wouldn't have stood in front of the parliament and claimed that making drugs legal would solve all problems, because he would've thought it through, which he obviously hasn't.
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Ditto. I never found Brandt all that intelligent either. What pion who, allededly, wants kids and to stay sober marries a woman who openly states she drinks like a fish and no dreams of motherhood anytime soon?
I think Brandt's an idiot.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:18am.
It's like she needs to date the asshole guy who would have never given her the time of day in high school.
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WHY do women- myself included - like the pretty bad boys? Everyone knows John Douche-Mayer is a treat em mean, keep em keen kind of guy. Why do so many women get involved with him? His track record with relationships isn't good.
The guy is an obvious narcissist. He probably only sleeps with these famous women to feed his ego & brag about his sexual exploits.
I HATE guys like this smug prick.
I didn't think you could get worse than Russell Brandt, but she found a way.
I see two horrible CDs and the spread of herpes in their near future.
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Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:18am.
It's like she needs to date the asshole guy who would have never given her the time of day in high school.
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OMG--Yessss! I think you are 100% correct on this...that's the only thing that makes sense to me...!
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:13pm.
LOL @ younger, thinner version of Paula Deen. Never saw it before, but that is absolutely correct :-D
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:19am.
oh Katy Katy Katy... I don't know how her friends sit idly by while she dates one skank douche after another. And now John Mayer?! Ugh. NO.
Isn't she besties with Rihanna? We all know what good taste in men SHE has...
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Ever since I heard rumors that Mayer likes scat play I pretty much side-eye everyone he hooks up with.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:54am.
Um, there's no doubt that she has a hot BODY. I don't really have anything against Katy (I think she's rather gimmicky, but I liked "Teenage Dream" and the one about the alien) but I don't think her face is a 10, mainly due to her sharp, pointy nose and thin lips. She does have big, pretty eyes and boobs though.
WTH kind of dress is that for Katy Perry? Whip out the neon plastic and bright blue hair girl! Be you, then we will see. :)
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John douche Mayer always seems to be the go to guy for lonely hearts...I give this another week.
Charles Manson must be bummed to be in prison. Otherwise, he would have a shot with Katy Perry. He's less offensive that Mayer or Brand...
Katy Perry ain't all that - I think they're a perfect match!
At least Russell Brand is genuine and sorta funny.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:43am.
snowpiece -- anyone who thinks she's a pretty girl needs to get their eyes checked. She's a nasty-looking, acne-ridden, ugly twat. Sorry, she's just a nasty piece of work. People just think she's hot because she has a big rack. And yeah, Russell Brand always struck me as a nice guy, too; he deserves much better than this cow.
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Whoa. I thought it was pretty much accepted that their marriage failed because Russell couldn't keep it in his pants. I'm not sure how Katy is a "nasty piece of work" (because she's got a few zits?) but if she is, we should all be such nasty, ugly cows (smh). She is goofy sometimes, but the woman is hot, no doubt about it.
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I thought it was because party girl Katy was undermining Russell's sobriety efforts, or some BS. I don't think she's that attractive...she's really artificial looking, and her singing voice irks the hell out of me. It's like nails on a chalkboard.
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What a nasty hobo smell that must be emanating from the car. A shame for Katy, I thought she was really hot a couple of years ago. Migraneuse would slay me for my anti-womanness but...Katy needs to work out and lose a little weight to get her hotness back. Her face isn't pretty enough to carry her whole look. It only works when she's curvy and tittylicious yet very slender.
Well, Katy liked Russell and dirty Meyer does remind me of him, SO... No, Anne Swift Shirley did not hit it. He may have tried but when she 2 seconds after she grimaced and said Ewwww... WHAT is THAT John? He dropped her. I think Perry will not be having 3 degrees of Taylor gravy rubbing on her coochie. Now all we need is for Brand to approach the Swifter to complete the circle of NOT! HA
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Submitted by lislop on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:18pm.
Katy is only 27 so she it's great that she's out having fun.
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I'm not disagreeing with this but for fuck's sake have some discretion when you're fucking sleazeballs.
Oh God that is just nasty. I just hear his name and feel like I have to shower for days. Blech.
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It's really sad and pathetic that people eat at the Chateau specifically to be talked about.
Ever since I realized Katy Perry looked like a younger, thinner version of Paula Deen, her hotness has never been the same. She really does have bad taste in men, John Mayer is the celeb equivelent of the college douchebag that plays guitar to get laid.
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Submitted by britmachine on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:47pm.
He looks like he keeps a box of cereal by the bed so that he doesn't have to make the walk to the kitchen in the morning.
omg lol how random :D
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:32pm.
there's a "vinegar, meet water" joke to be made here but i just can't quite pull it together
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Um, yeah. Katy is going to need some vinegar and water after hooking up with this trick.
God, John Mayer is so gross. They are perfect for one another.
Ick. Aniston, Simpson and Swift leftover pirate douche. Nast.
and whats with his beard growing only on his upper lip and his neck? LOL it missed his face completely.
Katy, dear, get thee to a gyn toot sweet, and BEG them to have mercy on you and willingly spend the next 36 hours chiseling the skank off yo' box.
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What the F is the appeal with this guy? He's got a flabby skinny-fat body type with a turkey neck, patchy beard, and he looks like he smells. He looks like he keeps a box of cereal by the bed so that he doesn't have to make the walk to the kitchen in the morning.
ugh.
how does this guy keep doing it?
he's so swarmy and gross.
Russell isn't easy on the eyes either, but at least he has a smart wit, this guys a bumbling idiot.
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Katy is only 27 so she it's great that she's out having fun. That's one reason to not date much older men, who think they've already sowed their wild oats.
KatyKatyKaty...... WTF is wrong with your vision, dear????? Have you a death wish??? Go back to girls honey, cuz this shit is the shits!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:02pm.
Twatty: I thought it was hysterical and not offensive at all for Dlisted at least
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Twatty: I thought it was hysterical and not offensive at all for Dlisted at least
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Taylor Swift, Katy Perry - that braindead douche really likes to bump uglies. And by uglies i mean uggos.
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Says John, "I got a problem with pussy."
I can see him saying all the lines of the black guy who teaches nomi to dance in showgirls.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:29am.
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I don't know I kinda thought it was funny
*runs and hides*
You know you've hit rock bottom when you are dating John Mayer.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:05pm.
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It's all good! lol
So the trifecta of douchebaggery is what you're saying:)
UGH. How shitty is your taste in men when the guy from Gym Class Heroes looks like the winner here?!
That said, I have a guy friend who adores Katy Perry for some reason. He even dragged his gf to go see that dumbass movie, so I guess some dudes find something about her attractive? Is it just the boobs?
"Where I come from, that's called a vacation from a vacation." --MK
I also think Russell Brand is a generally nice guy and very intelligent and humble. He sowed his wild oat and got the drugs and womanizing out of his system. He told everyone over and over he was in it (marriage) for life and was very much looking forward to babies. It was Katy who wasn't ready for marriage or children. She was the one who wanted out of the marriage. While Russell was recluse for several months, Katy was out partying and smiling, so I feel bad for Russell and not bad at all for Katy.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:07pm.
Russell Brand was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and high as fuck. Dude was speedin his balls off.
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Are you sure? I didn't see it, but Russell is naturally rather 'manic'. He has so many thoughts in his head and that he just can't get them all out so he speaks quicker and quicker and jumps from topic to topic. You don't have to be high to do that.
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there's a "vinegar, meet water" joke to be made here but i just can't quite pull it together
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh cool, two irrelevant assholes need some attention! That's so amazing. Since John Mayer's absence from the spotlight, I have fretted DAILY over wondering what he's doing, who he's dating, and what types of farts have been coming out of his anus (wet 'n wild, SBD, etc.). I've cried over this, folks. Thank the lord he's back and dating yet another extremely talented woman. This is so grand. Yes, GRAND!
Like you guys say around here, he's fighting the hot lately, for what ever reason. Although I happened to like the hippy-on-the-road look, but take a gander at this -
http://www.google.com/imgres?start=109&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=677&...
And that whole David duke dick thing, I hoped and pictured him sitting around with some black guys and one of them said "I've got a Louis Farrakhan dick, I can only have sex with black girls" or something like that. Maybe he just stole a bit, like most comedians do. If not then he really was off in whackadoodle land.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:05pm.
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Sorry, that may have come out harsher than I intened it to, i'm just always reading that he's sooo intelligent in the comment sections on any article about him, and I just don't see it.
But I guess I mind him, because he blabbers too much bullshit, Katy Perry does that as well and John Mayer would take gold in that profession.
Yup, that's definitely the downward look of 'I know you can all tell we're fucking'. lol
I know that look well and yes,yes it is.
don't like her. can barely look at him. who the fuck cares. that is all.