The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 2nd!
Now that Times Square is all cleaned up and family-friendly, this is the only kind of big organ you'll find in a dark alley. - turnelbup
"That bitch left my heart in the gutter" --Robert Pattinson to UsWeekly - LaPerlaDelSur
Dateline tracks down Kunty K.'s long abandoned heart. Heart was mildly successful working at Donatella's virgin blood bank, but the Zantax habit caught up with him. - Cuntina
Emoticons even brighten up the most grimy graffiti messages. - RHONYC