Afternoon Crumbs

True love always prevails: Holly Madison and Hef reunite! – Hollywood Tuna

I can’t wait to see The Queen’s “nottryingtogiveafuck” faces while watching Posh pose pose pose during the Spice Girls performance at the Closing Ceremony – Lainey Gossip

Just like all of us, Bryan Cranston lost his v-card to an $8 Dutch hooker – The Superficial 

Australian Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham and Bette Midler should join ukelele-playing forces and go on tour together – Towleroad

Kate Upton doesn’t look like Kate Upton when you erase her brows – Drunken Stepfather

If beauty was the beast – The Berry 

RPattz is SLYCIC! – Celebitchy

A Beyonce documentary about Beyonce by Beyonce starring Beyonce for Beyonce’s ego – Just Jared

Ick or Nast? – Cityrag

CORRECTION: Is Pimp Mama Kris pushing Kanye West to make a sex tape with her prized pig? ANSWER: Duh. – I’m Not Obsessed

And they totally color coordinated before leaving the yacht  – ICYDK

This is the look: Vanessa Hudgens looking like a primetime shift pussy puddler circa 1978 – Popoholic

Nothing like a titty slip during the XXX Olympics to push two boys passed puberty – SOW

England’s finest rose blooms in the sun – Hollywood Rag

Thank you to everyone who helped invent the camera and made these pictures of Thom Evans’ uncut peen possible – (NSFW) OMG Blog

What natural and not-at-all staged pictures of Tommy Girl and Suri – Popsugar