Tan Mom Is Done With Tanning
Every tanning bed is dimming their UV lights and have stopped humming for a moment of silence, because they have temporarily lost their most loyal fan of all time. Gone are the days of 44-year-old Tan Mom (government name: Patricia Krentcil) tanning until she gets the complexion of a barbecued raising dipped in hoisin sauce. For now, anyway. InTouch Weekly (via Jezebel) threw down a challenge to Tan Mom: stay away from tanning of any kind for a full 30 days. Tan Mom took InTouch's challenge (and probably a check) and this what she looked like at the end of it. You can take the tan off of Tan Mom, but you can't take that crazy, maniacal twinkle out of her eye. Bitch kind of looks like a 65-year-old Cindy Brady on picture day at the mental hospital.
Tan Mom says that she didn't cheat at all during the 30 days, but she did use a little self-tanner. Even though she misses getting into the tanning bed cocoon and coming out as a charbroiled butterfly, she's pretty much done with tanning. Although, she says she will sneak in a tan here and there, because she likes looking like she just came back from vacation. Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY?
Whatever. Tan Mom didn't quit tanning. Bitch's skin finally just melted and shed off, and now that she's got a new layer she's going to do it all over again. You haven't seen the last of Tan Mom looking like a dingle dangling off the sun's ass.
Go to Jezebel if you want to read the entire interview.
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Pasty= gorgeous
She has chimp teeth.
Submitted by zey on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:53am.
Still looks like Meg Ryan after a few minutes on "high" in the microwave.
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bwahahahahahah perfection
I don't know if it's Jersey or tanning or what, but this cow looks WAAAAAAAAAAAAY older than me, and I'm fucking fifty! She nasty. And tanning don't bring out the pretty, sweetheart.
HaHa at Zey's comment.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
www.petfinder.com
www.animalrescuesite.com
I know that the young girls who tan like crazy never think they'll be 45 one day, but this picture should give warning that it catches up with you. Take a look at pictures of Cindy Crawford or anyone in their 40s who actually took good care of their skin, night and day difference.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Still seriously fug either way, just a little less scary now
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
leathery skin touched up by photoshop. bitch has ruined her skin.
You look so much better less tanNED, Tan mom, not 'less Tan'. Learn how to use the English language for your next feat.
Yall made this woman famous - take some ownership.
Submitted by zey on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:53am.
Still looks like Meg Ryan after a few minutes on "high" in the microwave.
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LOL omg I can see it.
Still looks like Meg Ryan after a few minutes on "high" in the microwave.
Well, she does look better (better being relative).
At least she doesn't look like a 5 mos old prune from underneath the fridge anymore.
Reading this whole article made me laugh out loud.
I commented a few days ago that Octomom - or someone - was the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. I take that shit back. Love the beautiful American teeth, btw.
You know how when you leave a dog shit around for a long time undisturbed it goes white? Well..
ESE,
"oh, how i despise the human species."
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And a good evening to you Sir! ☺
(Forgot all about the kid! grrrr...)
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Submitted by snowball on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:38am.
Someone told her she wasn't supposed to put the self-tanner on her teeth, right?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa *choking*
I glanced at the article. She thinks she looks 40. Delusional.
fuckin' unreal... so, this chick's getting some kind of fifteen minutes of fame for stopping tanning?
this is the slag that put her five year old into a tanning bed, correct?
child abuse... it's the new fame.
oh, how i despise the human species.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:45am.
She looks good actually. Don't be mean. She looks cute. Happy and cute. 20 years younger.
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I totally agree. What an improvement!
She looks good actually. Don't be mean. She looks cute. Happy and cute. 20 years younger.
They photoshopped her from ho -sun raisin to a Meridith Baxter Bernie sp. knock off...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Back from vacation from where? Mercury??
LOL!! Take a spaceship and head towards the sun to just short of melting your face off!
Bitch kind of looks like a 65-year-old Cindy Brady on picture day at the mental hospital.
And this is the reason I fucking love you MichaelK.
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~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
As Within said, she's under a few layers of photoshop and foundation. Her skin color is too uniform to be believable.
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She's like a living public service announcement.
Nice leathery cleavage. She looks to be in her 50s.
Cripes, that picture with the pink bow in her hair. Now we know what happened to Baby Jane!
Someone told her she wasn't supposed to put the self-tanner on her teeth, right?
Submitted by Alien on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:35am.
Didn't read the comments thread yet, but she now looks like the poor man's Meg Ryan.
Uh. No.
Is this woman serially retarded by proxy?
Honest to fuck.
Honey, you're ugly with or without a tan. Face nature. It ain't done you no good.
Sorry, chile.
Didn't read the comments thread yet so I don't know if anyone stated this already, but she now looks like the poor man's Meg Ryan.
Now instead of looking like a over cooked chicken, she looks like a meth head from the Midwest.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Now about the meth teeth...
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
That reminds me: My chaps need stitching.
She looks so much better. Not saying great but way better. For you younguns out there. Don't let that sun touch your face after 28. It makes a difference!
Forty-four??? She doesn't look a day under 65 years old. This loser should not be getting anymore press for her stupid behaviour - Off with her head!
I wish I could have seen her around town, if I ever do, I will let you all know...I believe she has shoe polish on in the one pic...didn't a commenter say that the first time around?
I'm almost the same age as tanchildabuser, and as a person of the pale persuasion, I know spf 50 is a dear friend.
As is a supportive bra.
No woman her age should have Mississippi-delta-map- as-seen-from-space cleavage. So sad.
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Wow...that lower left corner pic looks like the beggin' strips I feed my dogs. :(
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Lol!!! This is the funniest comment by far!!!
Wowlie, who knows if it's self-tanner. Maybe she used both but I find it very funny how she feels "weird and pale" now. olol YEAH, FOR A LOBSTER!
The skin on her chest shows all the damage... sigh
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She might be done with the tanning, but is she done smoking meth?
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But that's gotta be that bronze stuff that weightlifters use, in the pic on the lower left. There's no way she could have reached that color just by using a tanning bed.
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She looks...better? But seriously, she thought she looked good before! o > O
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No matter what shade she comes in, she's still TRASH!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
there was a girl in high school i thought was black. then i saw a picture of her from middle school where she was white and i was deeply confused. turns out she just went tanning several times a week. but for 3 years i thought she was black. whoops.
Back from vacation? Vacation from where? The Willy Wonka factory? The Al Jolson Resort? MERCURY?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THANKS MK - that line is hilarious and oh so true.
Did she have to go to tanning rehab or what? I'm sure she must have to attend meetings and call her sponsor every time that she passes a strip mall tanning joint. Whooooo would tan until they looked like a cow pie that's been sitting in the hot sun for a week? She couldn't have possible looked at that busted charbroiled mug in the mirror and thought she looked good.