Open Post: Hosted By GOOPY's Boss Nuit Commercial
You're not the only one who read that as Boss Nut. Boss Nut sounds like something John Travola would be the face of. Anyway, every now and again we're reminded that GOOPY Paltrow is just like us and sometimes she has to do things to keep a $5,000 bottle of vintage Italian wine and a crystal bowl full of caviar-stuffed truffles on her custom made table that costs more than all of your student loans combined. Case in point: Here's GOOPY peddling to the poors in a new commercial for Boss Nuit.
She really is the greatest actress of our time, because notice how she doesn't immediately scream at her assistant to hose her off with the distilled amniotic fluid of a beluga whale after she sprayed herself with that low-budget stank water. And I heard that throughout the entire shoot, she somehow kept herself from breaking down and crying over the fact that she's actually starring in a commercial for a perfume that's sold at Macy's! She is so brave. If GOOPY can do this, we can do anything!
But I am side-eyeing Hugo Boss. I mean, "pour femme." Kick a GOOP while she's down, why don't you? Couldn't they have changed it from "pour femme" to "riche femme"? Cold bitches.
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Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:01pm.
They were/are actually billionaires (his side of the family) and living in Grosvenor Square of all places. Sorry but no sympathy from me. I hope he goes to prison for a long time.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:45pm.
I'd just leave the wart there try to grow 20 more and tell her I was wearing a french tickler
This is the grosses thing I think I've heard in awhile. Laughed out loud Whammo.
@ Jake......just catching the tail end of your GF saga, I hope she's ok bud! You might want to let her "tell" you when the grand reopening is to be on the safe (and score brownie points) side
M.E. - That weather sounds awesome! Ugh, I envy you.
I found out going to the box doc on Halloween is fun. My doc was in costume last year. I got a pap smear from a clown.
Oh christ on a cracker...I just saw blue waffle on bestgore. Did u guys see the infected vagina above that????? It looks like a brain is attached to it. *vomit icon*
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OMG. I just read a story about a rich lady, Eva Rausing, who overdosed months ago in her manse and her husband (Swedish heir to a fortune) just piled stuff up on her and did more drugs and went about his business. Trainspotting and Drugstore Cowboy immediately flashed in my mind. But these people had kids and were part of "society"!
ewewewewewewe.
Yuck.
i need a mind cleanser please.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:17pm.
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Knew sooner or later you'd drop in to defend her hahaha
OK, one positive is she did not open her mouth, right off I already like it. And she does look amazing, Charlize does it better, but she's pretty good!
"Riche femme" LOL MK
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ubmitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:52pm.
What's a blue waffle?? If it's disgusting I need to know. And don't bother telling me not to look at it because I will anyway! Lol
I'm hoping someone can actually say what it is, without saying what it is. I gross out very easily, so I won't google. As a general rule I don't follow links here unless it's obvious what is being linked to, like Youtube etc.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:36pm.
Glad to hear she's OK Jack. I can tell you care for her--you just don't want to hear wedding bells:) I bet you are a great dad. For some reason, you bring out that mushy in me:)
I'll try to say something mean to you another time:) no promises though. I'm only mean
when pushed. Then, well, I'm really a shit and many other names. Though now that I'm older,
it doesn't take as much for those push buttons.
Rambling.... too much coffee. To early for wine:)
@ Mel...just google blue waffle and when the first word BW pops up hit that word's link
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:32pm.
We're making soft pretzels from scratch this rainy afternoon!
Jinx! sorta! we made those this last weekend! delish and really so much better tasting cause they are homemade.
I don't know how fancy yours are going to be, but we used Altons recipe and so good soooo easy!!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/homemade-soft-pretzels-re...
we have so many ideas for changing them up next time
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Omg Jack...u need to stop being such a man! Lol
Hope gf is ok. :)
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Box doc - shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. That reminds me. I need to call a reschedule the appointment they cancelled after the previous rescheuled appointment was rescheduled.
What's a blue waffle?? If it's disgusting I need to know. And don't bother telling me not to look at it because I will anyway! Lol
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:38pm.
East End Girl - did you finish The Passage yet???
Snowy - I have just been to the library and have been told that I am NINTH in the queue for The Twelve - those mutha fuckas better be speed readers or they might find a green glowing thing waiting for them in the trees when they get home - ME!!!!!
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AAAHHH - after seeing you guys talking about it, I just started reading it !
Happy Birthday to Louise and Bored !
SDR - Yes, it's pleasant here today. Work is close to the coast so it's only like 63°. Home up on my hill it's 82 (or so BH says).
AC has been blowing hot air since last Sept. Even though it's not hot here, my charcol car with black leather interior gets HOT AS FUCK sitting in the sun all day and my ride home is very, sticky *sticks head out window*
agirl and everyone else, thanks!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Happy Birthday Louise and bafy!! Today is Papa Tangs (my Dad) bday too!!
Enjoy!!
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EC - not that my mom is bitchy, just selfish, I too cringe when my phone or the back line of the office phone rings and I see her caller ID pop up.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:40pm.
And no blue waffle sneaky links whores! I saw that for the first time yesterday MY GAWD
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LMFAO!! EC I was a BW virgin till yesterday too!! Some things you just can't un see!!!
*starts rocking....again*
My MIL doesn't play those stupid mind games. She tells me straight, which I like and she doesn't hold shit back.
Brutal honesty, the way I like it. It may sting for a second, but it's not all sugar coated with fakery.
@Jack I hope your girlfriend is fine (and she probably is).
Cuppy!
It's because our mothers cannot live without drama.
They eat it up like ice cream.
Mine likes to pick fights before surgery and it doesn't even matter who is the patient.
When I move out of state in a few years, it's gonna be a big ol party!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:33pm.
*slaps Jack*
Dude, imagine having a wart sliced of the tip of your dick and then the GF offering you a dry hand job.
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I'd just leave the wart there try to grow 20 more and tell her I was wearing a french tickler
OMG Marcel on the bars I CANNOT
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Evil, damn, you told your mom the work name and number? I typically hide that for as long as possible from drama queens!
My dearest M.E.,
I looked at weather in your neck of the woods. It's 60 degrees with a feels like temp of 60 degrees.
IT'S 97 DEGREES HERE with a feels like of 102.
One hundred two!
I would have my head out the window like my dog if it was 60 here. I hate you (I don't really mean that). ;-P
*slaps M.E. with my sweaty bra*
And no blue waffle sneaky links whores! I saw that for the first time yesterday MY GAWD
Jack, it's very common. My box doc says half the planet or more has HPV and he included himself in that too. LOL
I am trying to figure out why my mother feels the need to be a bitch to me today.
I love the woman dearly, but Jesus H Christ! I am at work, I have had a few days of fuckery to deal with, it is hot as fuck and I have to look at Payless. Why can't she just NOT be a Drama Queen and mellow the fuck out!? Now every time my phone or the office phone rings I cringe!
East End Girl - did you finish The Passage yet???
Snowy - I have just been to the library and have been told that I am NINTH in the queue for The Twelve - those mutha fuckas better be speed readers or they might find a green glowing thing waiting for them in the trees when they get home - ME!!!!!
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Thanks everyone! It's boredasfuckyou's birthday, too!
Hekki- no plans yet. Mr. Brooks has a final exam tonight, so I'm flying solo until he gets home from class. We'll probably go out on Friday. He gave me a Zappos gift card this morning though. :-)
FunFilled- God I hope not. When she goes, I'm going to douse he coffin with holy water and garlic just to make sure she stays down (that was so not right LOL).
Oh lord. I truly hate this woman.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEZY!
Louise - OMFG your MIL sounds like a piece of work!
Kinda reminds me of 1st MIL.
My mother calls to ask about doing work without coming outright and asking. I've told her if she needs help, give me some notice (more than 1 day!) and ask.
She said she's too proud.
We don't have time for mind games around here.
Shit or get off the pot.
pushy chick - yes, she is fine... and I waited until AFTER she told me what all happened AND she said she was not in pain or having cramps like the doc told her she would.... THEN I asked about the grand re-opening... said she had mild dysplasia(sp) and took small biopsy.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Jack, no worries. She's fine, a small pinch, a little bleeding maybe. Not a big deal, really.
SDR - OMG! I forgot, my AC is out too and the recharger shit I bought didn't do CRAP! SHIT! *adds to punch list for mechanic*
We used to have a Ford Excursion (the big fucker)but sold if for my car after we moved and filling the beast up at that time was $150.00 a week. NO FANKS!
Louise and Boredas, in case you missed my bday slut thread wishes, HAPPY BDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Shoe - it was a big discussion yesterday. Long story but I knew she was going in for a procedure. I was a little worried and asked her to call me when she left and let me know how she was doing... I really was JOKING when I asked her LOL
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:26pm.
Jack, why did she tell you? I'm all for being open but damn, just say you had a box doc appt. Men don't need details, they are simple beings!
BF: what are you doing?
Me: Box doc appt
BF: Why?
Me: Routine stuff. How was your day?
Men don't want or need gory details! *waits for whores to disagree*
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I say EvilShoe is right.
Jack, what were ya thinkin'?
*slaps Jack*
Dude, imagine having a wart sliced of the tip of your dick and then the GF offering you a dry hand job.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:25pm.
He wants a heavy duty truck, I told him only if it's electric.
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What? Filling up with diesel at $150 a tank doesn't sound appealing.
*side eyes 11 year old civic*.
My husband doesn't fit in the civic too good but he drives it cause that bitch is cheap!
Had to replace the entire a/c system in my car last month. 2 years old. 45K miles. $1800.
I was not amused.
She looks great. No doubt about that! But why do most dlisters hate her? What started it all??
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:25pm.
So my MIL (who hates me) leaves this message: "Hi, Louise. It's your mother in-law. I'm just calling to say happy birthday. Oh, and I almost forgot, if you could both pray for me. I've got (medical condition d'jour) and I haven't been feeling good. I am so tired and I am supposed to go on vacation soon. I just don't know how I am going to do it. So, please pray I find the energy to go on vacation. (heavy sigh) Well, I guess I'll just have to deal with it when I get back.(heavy sigh again) Happy birthday anyway."
Oh yes, how could I possibly have a happy birthday when my MIL, who has a history of exaggerating medical conditions for attention, needs us to pray that she has energy FOR VACATION?!?!?! My eyes are rolling so much I don't know how they stay fixed in my head.
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D-listers, Imma "axe" you all to pray for me that I have the STRENGTH and ENERGY to give my boyfriend a beej later this evening. Oh and I could use some help finding my knee pads too.
*heavy sigh* Thanks so much.
P.S. Happy Birthday (for realz) to louise_brooks!!
We're making soft pretzels from scratch this rainy afternoon!
Also, we buried Fluffy the Gerbil under a bush at the park today and had a very touching funeral for him. And then we went and got a new one. It's fat and Middle Hekkiling named it Chunk. Apparently it's a big deal to introduce a new gerbil, so we have to go through all these steps so they get used to each other and don't kill each other. *sigh*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:21pm.
THE AVENGERS WAS NOT CRAP!!!!
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I enjoyed it. It was entertaining. It wasn't Fellini, but not every movie has to be some thought provoking, life changing experience.
What do I know?! I am white trash anyway. LOL!
*takes sip of Arnold Palmer (the drink not the man) with pinky in air*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 5:26pm.
Jack, why did she tell you? I'm all for being open but damn, just say you had a box doc appt. Men don't need details, they are simple beings
I agree with you for the most part Evil. Only if it's something that could be potentially serious then a gal has to tell her mate if she has one or BF even if he's a guy. serious medical stuff--scares the shit out of everyone.
I'm sure Jack's GF is fine. Let us know Jack.
Weezy - my ex mil was just like that... my wife used to get pissed at me because whenever she would call she would start rambling on about her bercitis(sp), arthritis and all these other ailments... after she did this 4 or 5 times I said fuck it, the next time she did it I simply hung up... she called back WHY DEED EWE HANG UP OWN ME, JAAAAAAAAAAACK? My response: because when you call it's only to complain about something, and there is only one woman I listen to complain about shit and that's your daughter... *click*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
LMFAO at "box doc!"
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!