Open Post: Hosted By GOOPY's Boss Nuit Commercial
You're not the only one who read that as Boss Nut. Boss Nut sounds like something John Travola would be the face of. Anyway, every now and again we're reminded that GOOPY Paltrow is just like us and sometimes she has to do things to keep a $5,000 bottle of vintage Italian wine and a crystal bowl full of caviar-stuffed truffles on her custom made table that costs more than all of your student loans combined. Case in point: Here's GOOPY peddling to the poors in a new commercial for Boss Nuit.
She really is the greatest actress of our time, because notice how she doesn't immediately scream at her assistant to hose her off with the distilled amniotic fluid of a beluga whale after she sprayed herself with that low-budget stank water. And I heard that throughout the entire shoot, she somehow kept herself from breaking down and crying over the fact that she's actually starring in a commercial for a perfume that's sold at Macy's! She is so brave. If GOOPY can do this, we can do anything!
But I am side-eyeing Hugo Boss. I mean, "pour femme." Kick a GOOP while she's down, why don't you? Couldn't they have changed it from "pour femme" to "riche femme"? Cold bitches.
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You're welcome, beb! *wink*
Hey, I can't remember my bank account number or some of my passwords but I'll be damned, after my car accident and head injury I retained the most important information in my life! lol
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:16pm.
None of those Evil, it was some dude pulling a screwdriver from his dick! It can never been UNSEEN *runs screaming*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:16pm.
What was it?
The period nugget that guy dug out of some chick when he was finger fucking her and threw under his bed then blogged about it?
Dreamboat Pete's ear wax photo?
Katie Price when she shoved a cell phone up her cooch?
Teddy Bear Placenta?
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Thanks, Shoey. You made my dinner decision that much easier.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
That Gotye song came out over a year ago.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:17pm.
What? Those are past stories from here! I wasn't alone in that fuckery!!
*points around room at older whores*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:23pm.
I prefer "someone that i used to know" ..."
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I like that song too.
*ducks and hides in shame*
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:39pm.
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M.E. - we raised two boys, and believe me, when they get to that certain age, you don't WANT to go into their rooms!
And don't do it when they ask you to smell clothing "to see if it's clean."
EvilShoe - WTF>>>>>
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Certified Slore
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:12pm.
her room is an exact of that except we were smart enough to not wallpaper, and opted for a soft autumn color. I love it, but as a teen she of course is bored with it already
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:52pm.
The last time I googled something gross that a dlister talked about, I about passed out from the sheer horror of what I saw. It was before I even registered to comment, and I still cannot get the image out of my brain! *shudders*
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What was it?
The period nugget that guy dug out of some chick when he was finger fucking her and threw under his bed then blogged about it?
Dreamboat Pete's ear wax photo?
Katie Price when she shoved a cell phone up her cooch?
Teddy Bear Placenta?
There's SO much to choose from!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:09pm.
Thank you love. Need to exude patience.
And, even Helen Keller could see that you started the discussion on Gotye, making M.E. stabby and GG fleeing (not before grabbing my ass, of course).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:05pm.
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That room looks very nice! ≈❀≈❀
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Sure bebeh, throw me under the bus. LOL!
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OMG, bebeh, do you think we would like ANYTHING that had a cute boy in it? Are we played that easily?
*shameface* lmao
Good luck at work though!
*starts our too-early-for-retirement fund with $5* hahahaha
Don't go away M.E.!
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Within, yes!!! Satan's panties indeed!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:00pm.
Sorry M.E., WR started it. :-) Have a good night.
*Garbledy gook removed*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:10pm.
Totally understand your liking her Whamo. I still like her too. Superficially. She's gorgeous, rich and I liked her in Seven.
I'm not too thrilled with the touting crap we can't afford even in a good economy, but she's a spoiled little rich girl and doesn't know the reality some of us have to live with; and the snobbish way she comes off in the press...but we really don't know the real person, so I'll give her a pass until she does something she can't hide.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:39pm.
!!!
Thankfully my boys are older and cooler and they like a more subdued room now, but my teen daughter wanted a library feel in her room (she's the one that wants to be an English professor) so we built 576857464 bookcases and shelves that go ALL THE WAY around her room,
http://freechroma.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vintagebedroombooks.jpg
and NOWWWWW she has decided she no longer wants the walls behind them in the soft cinnamony autumnal color we chose, but now wants them WHITE!!!
so we now have to remove the 576857464 shelves and bookcases and millions of books then paint then PUT BACK the 576857464 bookcases shelves and books.
in other words, yours is just paint so shush!
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LaChaylo, you mean as hot as Satan's panties right? olololol
I know. Keep inside if you can but don't stay away too long.
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:P
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bebeh, sounds very similar. Tiesto, would be among the top remixes. I just remember shakin' it in da car like NO ONE was watching! HA ღღ
GG, lmao, What happens is that you people out West got this sh*t way earlier than the rest and NOW YOU HAVE TO PUT UP! OK?!
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Lucifer, I meant Gotye or what ever the hell he spells his name. They played the shit out of that one song of his and now I just get into a homicidal rage when I hear it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Fuck you all, just the mention of Goyte and that fuckng song is looping in my head. HAte you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
g'NITE
Spider - try 6 and 9. OYE VEY!
Within, I'm in proper AC now. It's hot as Satan's sauna! No vacation, just dreams of one, so I'll be around :-)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:55pm.
Goyte, noooooooooooooooooooo! *runs from thread*
I feel a bit smug that I have no clue what that means.
*comfortably numb and blissfully ignorant*
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:46pm.
Haha, nibble away!
@ M.E. - That gave me the awwws; but I can imagine the nightmare!
LaChaylo, hope you keep cool though because it can get awfully warm out there. If you're going on vacation, enjoy a well deserved break. I'll be on the lookout for you! ;)
*hope Mickey the moo is having an amazing time en Bretagne* soooo jelly
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Goyte, noooooooooooooooooooo! *runs from thread*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:39pm.
I heard this really good Gotye remix on the radio but never found it on YT.
*figures*
There are so many. Perhaps this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxAnLYhM6Cg
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
OH MY GOD ME!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Paquita, I think of Fernando too! If you are going down south, *giggle *, there's a taqueria chain down there at Valero gas stations that is delicious! I can't remember the name, because it's been a long time since I've been.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:39pm.
Lol. Sounds like teens/pre-teens?
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Mefunigirl, "this old lady" AHAHA so says you! I saw that online too, then heard it on the radio, then on the news. I think Gotye is enjoying the attention but come on, these hoaxes are dumb.
Actually MK or someone on here usually mentions something and then I'll see it on the news a few days later. These behind-the-times-hos must be reading the same things! MK keeps it fresh. OLOL
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:04pm.
"Oh my God, that is horrible. I'd be living in constant fear! AND I like spiders!"
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*nibble*
*waves hi*
*goes back to reading comments*
/smirk
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
I don't want to go home. The boys have been "redecorating". GAH! THOSE COLORS DO NOT GO WITH MY HOUSE!!!!!! Little P's headboard for his bed, was once white, is now black and orange with stenciled "SF" on it. Big D wants to paint his closet doors yellow and black.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no idea if BH allowed the closet doors to be painted.
Oh, and they added "No Trespassing" signs to their bedroom doors. :/
Bebeh, that boy in the original vid is CUTE, ITA! Take her out though. ahahah I heard this really good Gotye remix on the radio but never found it on YT. *figures*
About work, it's almost like you have to show them you can manage. Don't wait and be too passive, that's not what they are looking for. I was lucky enough to have a great mentor, and it really opened my eyes to how things are done. Not that I know anything, of course. *would rather travel* lol :)
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I wish someone had reminded me Evil. I've lost both my parents. Mom was only 64. She was almost too perfect for this world. If that makes any kind of sense. I'm sure your Mom is so very proud of you. She, probably like my parents did, brags all the time about you:) Your "evil"
is not convincing:)
Within!
I ask the teen daughter, "hey its really something about that Goyte guy how he's missing, then family confirmed dead but he's really not and he wants a sex change right??"
teen daughter:*blink* really??
HAHAHAH this old lady knew something the teen daughter didnt!!
God I love the D
*takes hit off pineapple*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:25pm.
Document. Document. DOCUMENT!!! :-)
*pours glass of vino for WR in hopes of further nuggets of wisdom*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:23pm.
I prefer "someone that i used to know" to "call me maybe" btw.
As a song, I do too. However, I love the hot guy in CRJ's video, as well as the Harvard baseball team's "interpretation":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWVwgDnuzE
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Right on Bebeh, you have to take it, they're not gonna serve it on a silver platter, you know?
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Bebeh, did you see when mustang sally posted the parody and then the parody of the parody of Gotye HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH both were awesome.
*plinky sound* lol
I prefer "someone that i used to know" to "call me maybe" btw.
*sends a shout-out to Mustang Sally* (who has been MIA ;P)
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:13pm.
Paquita, I'm in Dallas! Which part are you headed to?
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Waaaay south! Gonna be in the border starting tomorrow. Every time I cross the border I sing that ABBA song...
Can you hear the drums Fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the Rio Grande?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:19pm.
I have. I'm hoping that things like this will push us a *little* bit closer to restructuring our group, with me taking on a management role.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Oh no bebeh, hate when that! On the one hand you can bill overtime but on the other, you can't plan properly. At our office we're a bit of a rudderless ship too. Can you take more responsibility on any projects? That could be good for you, promotion-wise!
Learned that when my boss took a year off and I was directly under the big boss at our co. He said, be a leader now! ya right... :)
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Paquita, I'm in Dallas! Which part are you headed to?
Within, thank you! I need a giant ice cubes to throw myself on!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:08pm.
WTF, is up with this guy? :D
IDK, but I'd wish they would hurry up and release another song from him, just so we don't have to hear "Somebody That I Used To Know" over and over and over again. At least fun. got the hint...
"Call Me Maybe" has now matched that song's run at #1 in the U.S. (8 weeks).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:08pm.
WITH cream please, mon amour doux ♥
I have no idea what a Gotye is.
Yayayayayayay!
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.