You’re not the only one who read that as Boss Nut. Boss Nut sounds like something John Travola would be the face of. Anyway, every now and again we’re reminded that GOOPY Paltrow is just like us and sometimes she has to do things to keep a $5,000 bottle of vintage Italian wine and a crystal bowl full of caviar-stuffed truffles on her custom made table that costs more than all of your student loans combined. Case in point: Here’s GOOPY peddling to the poors in a new commercial for Boss Nuit.
She really is the greatest actress of our time, because notice how she doesn’t immediately scream at her assistant to hose her off with the distilled amniotic fluid of a beluga whale after she sprayed herself with that low-budget stank water. And I heard that throughout the entire shoot, she somehow kept herself from breaking down and crying over the fact that she’s actually starring in a commercial for a perfume that’s sold at Macy’s! She is so brave. If GOOPY can do this, we can do anything!
But I am side-eyeing Hugo Boss. I mean, “pour femme.” Kick a GOOP while she’s down, why don’t you? Couldn’t they have changed it from “pour femme” to “riche femme“? Cold bitches.