Open Post: Hosted By GOOPY's Boss Nuit Commercial
You're not the only one who read that as Boss Nut. Boss Nut sounds like something John Travola would be the face of. Anyway, every now and again we're reminded that GOOPY Paltrow is just like us and sometimes she has to do things to keep a $5,000 bottle of vintage Italian wine and a crystal bowl full of caviar-stuffed truffles on her custom made table that costs more than all of your student loans combined. Case in point: Here's GOOPY peddling to the poors in a new commercial for Boss Nuit.
She really is the greatest actress of our time, because notice how she doesn't immediately scream at her assistant to hose her off with the distilled amniotic fluid of a beluga whale after she sprayed herself with that low-budget stank water. And I heard that throughout the entire shoot, she somehow kept herself from breaking down and crying over the fact that she's actually starring in a commercial for a perfume that's sold at Macy's! She is so brave. If GOOPY can do this, we can do anything!
But I am side-eyeing Hugo Boss. I mean, "pour femme." Kick a GOOP while she's down, why don't you? Couldn't they have changed it from "pour femme" to "riche femme"? Cold bitches.
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Submitted by PerverTITo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:39pm.
omg lmao! Thank you for that! hahahhaha!
Today in regards to work, somebody sarcastic remarked on my lack of knowledge..I called them a period nugget and felt proud. Thanks Dlisted,the family for the voice in my head.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:46am.
I think everyone with our quirky sense of humor belongs here regardless of age or any of that. While the site can be divided by politics, this site boils down to people with the same love of humor and that's a starting point.
I'm glad to hear MK et al was able to get you up and running here, MK is an amazing person who genuinely cares for this site.
Please keep posting, it's nice to see new people and a bigger range of postings too. :)
Oh and I like Keanu too. Can't act his way out of a box, but he was always great to look at. Loved Point Break!
www.poopreport.com :)
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I'm 41...soon to be 42 and I love being a cougar. Raawwr. :) I'm a fat basketball mom (no soccer here) and love u guys. I feel like u are all family. :) I want a d-list party too!! Lol
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:10am.
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lmao Whamo and CIJ!
Oh yeah, Whamo is very well-versed in threesomes, right? olol ;P
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Olol Spider3, no need to feel pervy around here, MK sets the tone and it always remains in good clean pg-13 territory, don't you find? AHAHAHAHAHAH
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:59am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:56am.
Something tells me Wham would be all about a rowdy threesome! :P
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Lol...well.. I mean...you know...that would be...you know..SO AWESOME! Bawahaaaa!
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:59am.
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The funny thing is Lowe almost lost his career for that but nowadays that same stunt would get you a three movie deal with one of the studios. I think the girls were underage though weren't they, I think that might still be a deal breaker now that I think about it lol!
Within, I don't mind Keanu either, I was a huge Point Break, Matrix fan back in the day.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:57am.
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For sure, in a stadium! Ya there's lots of cool people on here. We talked about a field trip a while back. Mickey was organizing it, and that sounded like there would be major perversion involved, the good kind. HAHAHA
@CIJ, lol no doubt!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:56am.
CIJ, Weeeeeeee the rowdy threesome, right?! lollol
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Something tells me Wham would be all about a rowdy threesome! :P
@ Whamo
All those actors are fine with me...well Rob Lowe once he settled down and stopped video taping his fun times in hotel rooms anyway. Cusak is a great actor.
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Whamo, you forgot Keanu, he ain't bad at all!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:48am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:38am.
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Sounds awesome, Whamo better start sharpening his cougar chick-magnet tool set! hahaha
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I always thought a huge Dlist party weekend would be a blast, could you imagine that! Lol:P
CIJ, Weeeeeeee the rowdy threesome, right?! lollol
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:38am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:23am.
Thanks for the offer that's very nice, ya Memphis would be a bit of a clip for me for sure. Lol! I would like to see Graceland one day though....hmmm:)
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:38am.
Happy to hear you're in your late 40s btw, so I don't feel quite so pervy funning with you, lol.
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You don't have to feel pervy with me, I'm the same age as let's see Lenny Kravitz, John Cusak, Rob Lowe...see I'm trying to cover the board so you'll think geez those guys aren't so bad lol!!!
Within: You're invited, too, girl. The more the merrier!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:38am.
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Sounds awesome, Whamo better start sharpening his cougar chick-magnet tool set! hahaha
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Congrats on your ipad Mike! That's cool. My kids love theirs, too. They also watch videos on it..mostly funny you-tube stuff. My daughter says it's great for skyping also. Enjoy!
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:22am.
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Hey pushy, everything that Whamo said! hehehe
And I think you'll be quite surprised at how wide MK's net falls. There's lots of know-how around these parts and people from all over! See you around! ≈❀≈❀
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:34am.
So you where talking about an actual bass player on that Jlo discussion hmm? Nice.
Happy to hear you're in your late 40s btw, so I don't feel quite so pervy funning with you, lol.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:23am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:07am.
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Crazy, geez looking at that song list reminds you they really did write some great pop songs didn't they! Hmmm I think I would go see them, if anything to at least hit on some older gals that want to feel 20 again:P
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Yup, it would be a good place to cruise the cougar/milf set. I'm going so I can feel 12 again because that's when I first discovered them. You wanna go? I know Memphis would be a long trip, but there's a lot to see there if you are interested in the roots of rock n roll. I'll even take you to Graceland because it will be dead Elvis week!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:32am.
Whamo & Spider3, Sir Wham A Lot, knows you're foolin' and that I was complimenting his Whaming,
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Lol, oh I know you're only foolin Spider it's all good! ;)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:30am.
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Thanks Whamo, without your comment I'd have missed pushy's!
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@ WR
Rofl - I know, I was just picturing his er... lance in lace...trying to get away from the icky image of zee bloody. Anywho, it got lost in there someplace. =P
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Whamo & Spider3, Sir Wham A Lot, knows you're foolin' and that I was complimenting his Whaming, I mean lacing... err lancing skills. Right Whamo? lol
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:22am.
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Lol I'm a not sure about the fan base thingy I think we all have our little group of buds we talk a bit more with and while I appreciate your kind words and I may feel young I'm in my 40s and late ones at that;)
Edit...and I love music, I sang in a cover band for almost 10 years and I write a bit of music as well so it's a great hobby of mine:)
CIJ, I know what you mean, if you really like them, and they still sound amazing, it doesn't matter. They've been touring for a while, so they should be in pretty good shape. I was just kidding ya because JOHN had THE biggest fan base didn't he, probably as big as Simon. ☺
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:07am.
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Crazy, geez looking at that song list reminds you they really did write some great pop songs didn't they! Hmmm I think I would go see them, if anything to at least hit on some older gals that want to feel 20 again:P
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:18am.
Whamo - you must have been on your BB and didn't quite see it. I wasn't making fun of the name itself...but when Within replied to you see typoed "Sir LACE a lot =P
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:12am.
Thanks Whamo. I appreciate it. I sure can see why you have such a fan base here--maybe not so much on your JJ:) but I don't go on that site, though it's tempting just to see what you say:)
On a side note, considering your age, I am very impressed with your knowledge of music, especially older rock. You remind me a bit of my husband with that, though, I gotta tell you, he knows his old rock better than anyone I've ever met. BUt still, I'm impressed---and Whamo, I'm not easily impressed with anything.
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My god, I just saw an old video with David Bowie and Mick Jagger singing Dancing in the Street.
And to think I once said there was not a gayer video than Eddie Murphy and Micheal Jackson.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:27am.
No, I was poking at Whamo :-) All in fun of course. I thought it was a hilarious typo and rushed to copy/paste just in case you caught it with an edit. Lol.
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Silly... I'm just goofin girls, it's all good I know that:)
@ Mustang Sally - great video! Thanks for sharing ;-)
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((Mustang Sally)) wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! Did you DO a drive by?! Hi there, how are you? Hope well. Been a while Mustang... ♥♥
That video was lmao, thanks for that. Where do you find those? lol "I feel so RUFFFF"
I totally missed that it sent some fleeing because I was fooling around in and out of the thread! Then bebeh told me that, oh so funny hahha
Hope you stop for a bit sometime! ☺
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:46am.
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Pushy I'm really happy you find the site as fun as it is and I think you'll find the folks here a great group of people with such a diversity of experiences that it makes us wonderfully empathetic to ones problems and concerns. There are a lot of broad shoulders to lean on at times to be sure. Ya we can squabble and bitch at each other at times (ahem) but at the end of the day we seem to be a wonderfully dysfunctional functional group. It's nice to have you here and feel free to share whatever you feel comfortable to share, there will always be someone here to listen to you when it's needed most:)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:27am.
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Whamo sweetness, I think Spider3 was laughing at me. I was most impressed that you finished. I thought Sir Lance A Lot was most observant, is all, not to mention tenacious! hahhahah
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No, I was poking at Whamo :-) All in fun of course. I thought it was a hilarious typo and rushed to copy/paste just in case you caught it with an edit. Lol.
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Within:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/duran-duran-bassist-john-taylor-talks-on-...
Yeah, he's gotten older (happens to the best of us), but I was interested in his take on the songs. I thought it was great that "Rio" is his favorite because it's mine, too, and has been since I was a youngster. Back then I liked that they were attractive, but the greatest part about them was their songs, I thought.
Congrats Mike! Wining anything is so neat. I wouldn't know how to use an Ipod but man, I sure wish I did. The music I could load!
I once won a set of electric curlers and thought I won the lotto:)
Hi CIJ, good score, that should be fun! I hear they give a great show. Used to like John Taylor. If he's not as he was before, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME olololol
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One time I sent an email to Michael K, suggesting that he do a "Dear Michael" kind of advice column. He wrote back and said that he wouldn't be good at it, since if a person was asking if they should be with a guy, he would ask how big his dick is and how much money he makes. LOL! And I thought, that's bad advice???? haha, jk
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:27am.
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Whamo sweetness, I think Spider3 was laughing at me. I was most impressed that you finished. I thought Sir Lance A Lot was most observant, is all, not to mention tenacious! hahhahah
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Wham, I just love their songs, from "Rio" to "Ordinary World." I think they were excellent pop songwriters. Let's hope they sound good live! This is an excellent small venue to see a show.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:35am.
Hey, y'all! I just got my tickets to see Duran Duran
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It't funny I was never a fan back in the 80s but now when I hear a couple of their tunes I at least don't dive on my radio to change the channel and I actually like Girls on Film (two minutes Laaaater) girls on film.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:46pm.
Shit, I wrote you back but our fuxking wireless quit working so I'm going to try again.
You are a sweetheart Evil. Truly. And thank you for your kinds words. I have been missing and thinking about my Dad alot. When I get down about not having him any more, I think about how he died. Painless, in his sleep, in his lazyboy and it makes me feel better. Mom, not so much.
I hope no one on here has watches someone they love so much on a ventilator for 3 months. Then, the last few days, she's off and you get to hear her voice.
A true blessing.
THank you for listening to me. I'm way older than most people on this site, maybe even the oldest that posts but you know maybe that brings a bit of diversity to MK's site. When I wanted to post, I didn't know how to put a picture up (I think it's called an Avatar) and asked MK's IT people for help. They helped me put my babies on the picture. Anyhow, I told MK that I was older, conservative, opinionated etc... and he or his people still helped me, so I'm thinking maybe he wants diversity. Regardless, he makes me laugh
all the time and I think this is the best blog out there and I searched for weeks before I decided on his.
Anyhow, it's cute your Mom was done yakking:)
You are so very fortunate to have her and the best part---you realize it.
ps: I do have have a raunchy diry old woman side too:) or my inner 12 year old boy:)
Night.
Hey, y'all! I just got my tickets to see Duran Duran at the botanical garden. And, coincidentally, they were featured on VH1's Behind the Music tonight. I'm so excited; I've wanted to see them in concert since I was a kid.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 9:35pm.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:59pm.
ROFL. Oh, this explains soooo much. ;-P
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And yes I did finish thank you very much:D
@WithinReason -
I'm here, Withy, just lurking.♥
This one's for you but no one else has to listen to it, since the G word (afraid to say his name☺) is singing. Okay, spider3tattoo might want to.
These guys are funny. Trust me, you will laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY4xE9rAY8k
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