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The Mighty Oprah shows off her real hair for the first time. So in this picture, Oprah's hair is made from nature and Oprah's face is made from Photoshop - ICYDK
Prince Hot Ginge is a plushie and that is the luckiest stuffed toy kangaroo in the world - Lainey Gossip
My new favorite game: gay porn or Olympics? - Buzzfeed
Drunktina is the new Sally Struthers - The Superficial
In the picture on the left, Mila Kunis sort of looks like she's trying to suckle on Ashton Kutcher's nipple - Popsugar
Gore Vidal has passed away and I hope that Hollywood honors him forever by never ever making a remake of the masterpiece that is Myra Breckinridge - Towleroad
The tacky 30,000 square foot Hampton's mansion that Beyonce and Jay-Z are renting might seem a little much until I tell you that she's bringing her entire stock of vacation wigs with her - The Berry
Aunt Janet Jackson wants you all to know that she never slapped Paris Jackson - Celebitchy
Well, at least we now know that Miley Cyrus bathes sometimes - Hollywood Tuna
This pretty much what I do all day too - OMG Blog
And now Jodie Foster is making a cameo in Cheatlight: Breaking Robsten - Hollywood Rag
My guess is Robert DeNiro and Justin Bieber - Cityrag
Katy Perry's Elle cover reminds me of that She-Ra episode where Glimmer wore a purple wig - Just Jared
I know I'm not smiling at the fact that Posh's Glamour cover gave me shades of Audrey Hepburn. Shame on me. - I'm Not Obsessed
So this is what Arrested Development has been up to - Crunk + Disorderly
Bar Refaeli in a lace catsuit on a grass court, because why not? - Popoholic
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Happy bday Bored!!!! I promise not to slag on Paris with you anymore as a Bday gift :D
Ermahgerd! Did they power wash Xtina's face???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bar Rafaeli usually looks like a young teenager in the face. I that pic, I thought she was Sharon Stone. I'm hoping it's just a bad pic.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:26pm.
Hey, boredasfuckyo, HAPPY BDAY!
FWIW, I felt exactly like you when I turned 25. Fucking depressed, wouldn't get dressed, etc. Seems soooo weird now...25 yrs later. :)
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Thank you betsey! I felt that way at 25, then 26, and now 27 isn't any different.I keep looking for a button to stop the rollercoaster. I was on the bus one day, and this elderly lady got on the bus, and as she sat, she made that grunt noise people make when they get older, and sit down or have to get up, and she looks at me and goes, "don't ever get old." And that is EXACTLY what I thought about when I woke up this morning! *sigh* *sips margerita*
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Looks like a Lauryn Hill and Oprah photoshop mash-up.
*side eye at Oprah* Your natural hair texture really? Your hair is relaxed and that is a straw set to get the curly texture. This bish really... smh.
Beyonce and Jay Z's tacky house is one of those poorly built monstrosities in the middle of the potato fields in Bridgehampton. It's 20 minutes from the beach and is 5 minutes from the K-Mart/KingKullen shopping complex. Prestigious!
It must suck to have to live up to that kind of over-the-top lifestyle for show. I swear to GOD, I would rather have a little cottage with my husband and baby near the beach than a huge house like that, where all the freeloading relatives will swarm.
Oprah's serving Paula Deen levels of realness.
Jodie Foster sure has a knack for backing the... underdog.
Hekki, you made me look closer and what did I see? The eyebrow situation! IN THIS ECONOMY I guess the once-mighty Oprah can't afford good Photoshop anymore.
All right, but did you guys who hate her now, always hate Oprah? I can honestly say that I did...I was a page for Donahue! We were all like, "Phil, she's stealing your show!" Yes, I even still have my cheesy satin baseball jacket with "Donahue" embroidered across the back and my first name on the left chest. Never got much wear, that one...
One eye is looking at the camera, and one is looking slightly upward. They couldn't fix that?
Also, it looks like *I* did her makeup.
Sheesh. Get it together, girl!
Hey doggie dog dogger, I hope you're having a great holiday:). Did you see my admition for having a soft spot natural redheads earlier? We were talking about Nicky Kidman ( who I'm sure you probably hate too)
Other celebs who've come forward to help with or just comment on the sorry Stewart-Pattison breakup include Katherine Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Joe Jackson (the crossdresser--sorry, the British one), Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil, Lana Del Rey, Sally Kellerman, the surviving Corey from the 80s (Haim? Feldman? Who knows anymore?), and one or more interchangeable Housewives.
I've always loved Jodie Foster but the idea of her giving Kstew advice about men is pretty GD funny!
The picture of Jodie on the poster for Maverick was a splitting image of my old GF. We would look at it and marvel, I swear if she wore the same outfit 99% of people wouldn't have a clue it wasn't Jodie. Right down to body type as well, when she did the movie NeLle (sp) and we saw her tities I remember sliding my hands up her shirt and saying see you even have the same tits.
KStew and JFos= LEZ-BIANS! *said in Kristin Wiig/Bridesmaids voice.
kristen was such a cute little boy in "panic room"
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watching hardcore ufos
Gay Porn or Olympics? Can't tell the diff from those pics, do I have choose, because I like BOTH! LOL
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I think it's entirely possible to be the candy queen forever....what's a candy queen?
RIP, Gore Vidal
miley. dream catcher tattoo. gonna be the belle of the trailer park one day.
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I just watched a short YouTube the other day of The Dick Cavett Show where Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer are on with Lillian Hellman and those two guys are arguing like two bitches (Mailer is drunk) and very angry meemaw Lillian who must be a hundred years old and smoking a pack a day thunders "How dare you! Frankly I'm bored!!" and the audience cheers like crazy. From the early 70s I think? I mean these people were all Manhattan cocktail party royalty.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:34pm.
So she puts herself on the cover of all her magazines.
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I know. As if people wouldn't know it's her fuckin' magazine with just her name on the cover.
I loathe this woman. Really, I do.
if you made that hair red, and you painted clown makeup on her, all those over exaggerated features would fit the crazy perfectly.
even the eyebrows are arched correctly for it.
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Betsey...I hear ya.
I get stabby when I see her or hear her voice. :(
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So she puts herself on the cover of all her magazines.
Love gay porn or Olympics! Those water polo dudes are hot otters.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
That picture is as fake as Okra's empathy for the little people.
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Yes, Happy Birthday boredas! :)
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Posh's Glamour shots are awful, all except the one in the bathtub.
Oprah has officially run out of topics...who the hell cares about her hair!
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I cannot fucking STAND this fake as shit woman. ORCA!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:25pm.
I hate Oprah with a passion.
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As do I.
When I think of the losers she's foisted upon us....
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Hey, boredasfuckyo, HAPPY BDAY!
FWIW, I felt exactly like you when I turned 25. Fucking depressed, wouldn't get dressed, etc. Seems soooo weird now...25 yrs later. :)
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Katy Perry needs to stop it with the colored wigs already.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart.
I hate Oprah with a passion.
Awww to the kittehs video. <3
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That picture is horrifying! Now I know who Olmec from Legends of the hidden temple mated to create giant ass creepy baby at the Olympics!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"