Hot Slut Of The Day!
August 1, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Fabio Scozzoli, the Italian Olympic swimmer who can turn himself into a human stingray with nipple eyes just by lifting his arms!
Debbie Phelps might be having a Chico’s kind of day week month year life since she can accessorize her business casual floral blazer with her son’s record-breaking 19th Olympic medal, but Fabio Scozzoli has something Michael Phelps will never have: built-in water wings. Yesterday, I bowed down to the mutant rotisserie chickens trapped in Robert Förstemann’s thighs and today I’m bowing down to the aquadynamic cutlets trapped under Fabio’s arms. I mean, the definition of blessed is being able to pay tribute to Phoebe Price’s chicken cutlet cheeks just by making the Y in YMCA.
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