Here's A Half-Naked Zac Efron Dancing With A Skanky Nicole Kidman In The Rain
The trailer for The Paperboy (aka the movie I'm hoping is 2012's biggest piece of trash) is finally here, and in case you already forgot what The Paperboy is about, let me remind you that's it's that mess of a movie where Nicole Kidman washes off of a layer of bronzer from Zac Efron's chest by pissing on him. That's all you need to know. There's also a plot in there somewhere, but who gives even one shit about that when you've got Nicole's coochie raining on Zac's face and Zac getting rained on again while swishing his hips in his chonies.
A little warning before you press play. Most of the butchered accents will make you wish Nicole Kidman would piss in your ears so you don't have to hear that crap, but let's focus on the positive like Nicole's white trash skank look. I know I've said this before, but this is the hottest the Australian ice cube has ever looked. She looks like a hybrid of my two favorite True Blood characters: Randi Sue the alley skank and Ginger. Nicole's hot look almost made me forget that her face is completely non-biodegradable. Watch the trailer below if you care:
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Twatty- I've heard he's a huge pompous jerk, but I never heard about the pit sniffing. LOL I honestly thought some of the stories about him were sour grapes or embellished, but then I read about how he freaked out at the director of Better Off Dead saying, "You make me look like a joke!" at the screening and his refusal to even acknowledge that movie. My opinion of him changed after that.
The Chinese have no ass. Not even a little bit, just flat from the shoulders down to the cheeks. Ewww.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Mmmmmm it looks like IF has a case of the Kathy Bates in Misery...you bettah watch yo ass!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ok....I thought Nicole was perfection when she had red, curly hair and more meat on her. Never was really a fan of her acting, but she was nice to look at.
I can't decide if this movie looks good or like crap. I will be watching it for Zac and John. Love them both.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Whamo -- that was me!!! Like I said in my last post, he can't talk to people and has to talk to people through an assistant. If that's not a dick move, I don't know what is. And they think he's the shit here in Chicago; I don't know why. Same with Piven. At least Joe Mantegna is a sweetie-pie; I've met him.
Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:44pm.
Geez IF, hope you're joking... No state is immune to trashy stereotypes, and I've heard of plenty of racism up north. NYC cops come to mind...
OMG, it was a joke! Like I rant on Irish people!
Peeps need to turn up their AC, it's too hot to fight - what's all the correctness here for? I made a stereotyped joke - um, it's what a lot of folk do here.
Anyway, I'm moving on because I did NOTHING wrong.
Have a happy day, ya'll!~
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Louise -- oh, yes, Cusack is a well-known pit-sniffer. I'm surprised a Chicago girl like yourself doesn't know that. In addition to his other obnoxious behavior like talking to people through an assistant, shit like that. They treat him like a god here in Chicago. Never saw the appeal of that dude; I think he's funny-looking.
Lucifer_Sam -- I totally agree; no wonder romance is dead. There's just some things you do not do in front of your significant other.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:33pm.
Yes, Whamo, but look at Jack's all "serious" reply. I like when he gets randomly P.C.
"There's good and bad everywhere."
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Aww, that's not nice! I have problems with no-one on Dlisted because it's ....DListed! Actually, I don't think I have problems with anyone in my life at all -go me!
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Whamo, NK is my husband's dream girl. He thinks she is the cat's pajamas! :)
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Real world craziness; have y'all heard about this guy who threatened to shoot up his boss and workplace over being fired? This was last week, about a week after the Colorado shootings.
This dude threatened his boss twice, calling himself a joker. The boss called the cops and they sent a swat team to dude's apt. where they found him wearing a t shirt that said "Guns don't kill people, I do." He had about 25 guns (11 rifles, the rest pistols of all kinds) and 40 boxes of ammo.
They put him into pyschiatric evaluation and people who know him say he's always saying inapropriate things, he delights in doing so, making people uncomfortable.
I just heard the news that the most they can charge him with is misuse of the telephone, a misdemeanor. Are you fucking kidding me?
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
F*ck.
Geez IF, hope you're joking... No state is immune to trashy stereotypes, and I've heard of plenty of racism up north. NYC cops come to mind...
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:41pm.
She was also nominated for several awards for Rabbit Hole.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:31pm.
Whamo- What in the what what??? Cusak is a pit sniffer???
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I mentioned I've always liked him here before and I forget who it was but they were from Chicago and said he treated people poorly and was a reputed armpit sniffer lol!!!
I've never really heard bad thing about him before(just the opposite) and as far as the pit things goes I mean I'm not really sure how anyone would really know the truth to that one. lol!!
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Wasn't there a big stink ( pardon the pun) when the tabloids published photos of him with his nose all up in Neve Campbell's pits a few years back?
I never really cared for Cusack. He did well in a couple of movies lately but after Hot Tub Time Machine, any chance of liking him went straight to Hell.
No fighting kids, here is some info on arm pit sniffing:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=114314&page=1#.UBl_Lq4TArc
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:30pm.
Has she even been in a movie since she turned 40.
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She's 45, and in the past five years, she's been in 13 films, including the 3 she has completed and coming out this year.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_kidman#Filmography
They may not be of the highest calibre, but she gets hired.
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:38pm.
Great. More Southern misrepresentation by a bunch of crummy Yankees and assorted assholes.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by sinjin on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:38pm.
Great. More Southern misrepresentation by a bunch of crummy Yankees and assorted assholes. >:/
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Oooh! Somebody is from the Souf...!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:33pm.
Yes, Whamo, but look at Jack's all "serious" reply. I like when he gets randomly P.C.
"There's good and bad everywhere."
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Do you have a fucking problem with me?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Great. More Southern misrepresentation by a bunch of crummy Yankees and assorted assholes. >:/
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:29pm.
We're the same age and I've grown up with all his movies, and yes I know some of you ladies think he's an armpit sniffing freak but...WTH he ain't sniffin my pits so I don't care.
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*ears perk up*
What? Wait, what?
I do not look at the inside of my husbands boxers. No. There will be no pantie sniffing of dirty undies!
I just watched the trailer.
*reapplies deoderant*
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:25pm.
I think she looks especially pretty all tarted up here --
As far as Kate Hudson....
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When she has her head tilted down and does that sexy "eyes looking up" thinyg yeeeeeeeooowwwzzzaaa
And I KNEW someone was going to goof on Kate being smelly .lol!!
Omg Jack, that sign! We need that here in Texas!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:29pm.
LOL! I have really not heard of him sniffing arm pits, but he flies low on my radar. I don't hate him.
I do resent him for being in that horrible mess of a movie, 2012. The most BORING and looooooooog dooomsday movie EVER! If the real 2012 is anything like the movie, I will be hugely disappointed, just like I was with Y2K!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:19pm.
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I'm all over this one.
I like John Cusack as well.
We're the same age and I've grown up with all his movies, and yes I know some of you ladies think he's an armpit sniffing freak but...WTH he ain't sniffin my pits so I don't care.
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http://youtu.be/KpLMnk2qi8o
Hey! This looks all sorts of pervy, Nicole looks great!
Yes, Whamo, but look at Jack's all "serious" reply. I like when he gets randomly P.C.
"There's good and bad everywhere."
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Always loved this woman. Just wish she had more hips but those eyes, OHHH!
I remember seeing her on some awards show presenting alongside Clooney. He said something a little flirty that she laughed at.
The look she gave him, man, I would've told her let's blow this place right now. Soooo sexy.
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Skid marks? Jesus. Shit like that is the reason romance is dead. Couples pissing shitting and farting in front of each other. Disgusting.
Um ladies, these are tighty whities in the RAIN. I like!
Whamo- What in the what what??? Cusak is a pit sniffer???
*off to google*
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:24pm.
She looks great... love me a little trashiness every now and then...
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What do you mean "now and again", Jackaroo? You live in Arkansas! Isn't it all "now"?!
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BAM baby, look at you servin em out there today!
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:27pm.
only a handful of the population live up to the stereotypical toothless redneck... and those type people are in every city, not just AR.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by yoboo on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:28pm.
Nicole isn't 30 something she's 40 something
In all her movies that I've seen she was 30something. Has she even been in a movie since she turned 40.
Always thought she was an exceptional actress too. And she was hot in "Hemingway and Gellhorn," except for her fake titties, which were pointless because they were small anyway.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:19pm.
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I'm all over this one.
I like John Cusack as well.
We're the same age and I've grown up with all his movies, and yes I know some of you ladies think he's an armpit sniffing freak but...WTH he ain't sniffin my pits so I don't care.
Jacko - I read today that one of the Duggar kids have voiced his backing of Chik a whatever.
Figures a fucking DUGGAR would back homaphobes.
UBF - I totally would! He won me over in 17 Again and Hairspray. So cute. We would just have to make sure those tighty whiteys weren't involved.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
The movie looks pretty good, hopefully there won't be a whole bunch of that "Motown" singing throughout the film -- movies have too much music in them these days.
Nicole isn't 30 something she's 40 something. I couldn't even get through this trailer. It looks awful. I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't think Nicole is some "great beauty.". I don't even think she's that pretty and her frozen face is grosss.
I do not like tighty whiteys. My ex-husband used to wear them and he always had skid marks. ME, my son doesn't wear them either.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:24pm.
She looks great... love me a little trashiness every now and then...
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What do you mean "now and again", Jackaroo? You live in Arkansas! Isn't it all "now"?!
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What is the other Efron movie that came out recently? I want to see that.
ALL of Nicole Kidman's film roles to date could have been played by ANY other 30-something actress out there. That is the mark of someone without much talent.
Whamo -- I totally approve of your hots for Nicole; I've always thought she was beautiful and I think she looks especially pretty all tarted up here -- I love that look on her. Bravo, Whams, bravo!
As far as Kate Hudson saying T-Rex stinks due to the lack of deodorant, which I know is true, I wouldn't think she should be the one criticizing him. She looks like a Stinky McStinkpants herself, especially since her mother is a well-known stinker in Hollywood. I don't like T-Rex with that ultra greasey hair -- blrrrrghh.
Ok now John Cusak as a skeevy murderer - I can buy that!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 3:20pm.
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Reported.
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LOL, yipes...spins around
*shakily picks up his coffee mug*