Thursday, August 2nd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!
Picnic table in the back yard? Check. Sparklers? Check. Shitty hairdo? Check. Solo cups for the Andre Cold Duck and Kool Aid? Check. Big ass fruit bong? Check. Ok, looks like Miley's wedding reception is good to go! - turnelbup
Runners-up:
Trying to get her friendship back with Charlize Theron, K-stew makes a most impressive fruit bong that will trump all the apple pipes in the world. - strawberry_feather
You know you have a pretty cool home ec teacher when she teaches you how to bake fruit. - OurMissC
Edible Arrangements best selling "Get Well Soon" arrangement. - MelissaMuse
via I Heart Chaos
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Fruit lover ..check
Shower retardant.. check
Future wife.. Check
Join guest Taylor Swift on the new Woody Harrelson Cooking hour, The Bong Show.
Edible Arrangements best selling "Get Well Soon" arrangement.
Keep your pants on, Charlize; you'll get your turn.
Oh, it's just another Wednesday....
Be Good to Each Other
The most decorated athlete of the 2016 Summer Olympics credits her great abilities to a strict diet of organic herbs and fruits.
The Russian gymnasts finally got the "gold" they really wanted.
Forgoing the traditional Thanksgiving tur-duck-en, Kristin prefers the all-occasion water-pine-pple.
Not a caption, but I thought this was Dara Dubinet, raw food guru--I thought I was on the wrong site for a minute.
Now we know why 'going raw' is so popular.
After the Rupert Sanders fiasco, Kristen Stewart had to break out the big guns to win back Charlize's friendship.
The Apwaterpineple pipe. The stoner equivalent of the Turducken.
Michael Phelps knows what he's doing after the Olympics.
This isnt what the UK government meant when it recomended people get their "5 a day" (although, admittedly, this is how the whole of parliment and the royal family get theirs.)
@AmandaBynes -
Hey @BarackObama.... I don't smoke fruit bongs. Arrest the person that took this picture. I also don't puff, puff, give. The end.
Introducing the organic goop-bong.
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Anything Charlize can do, My Little Pony Parker can do better...
Charlize eat your heart out
Anne Geddes' Babies: The Teen Years -TheAustinMark
Stoner ingenuity never fails to amaze me....you can figure out how to make bubble hash....you can figure out how to make a 4 fruit bong....but you can't figure out that you need to bathe once a day....
That said, I would totally hit that....the bong and the dirty chick.
Sorry Taylor, once you have that taste of Kennedy dick in your mouth, nothing will make it go away...
Danny Boyle's other idea for illuminating the Olympic Rings.
Sarah Smile
This is not what I meant when I said let's go to West Village and smoke a few fruits out of their holes......
You know they make flavored hooka, right?...Alright, just checking.
About time the real Olympics started.....
How Sweetas gets her '5 a day'.
(Is that ok Sweetas? Based on your avi! :) )
Charlize found a better use for that apple from Snow White & the Huntsman.
Snoop Lion surprises Snookie with a Cheech and Chong Edible Arrangement for her baby shower.
Kids these days... Why in my day, we would inject a watermelon with everclear, and we did just fine.
Bambi-in-the-headlights
so I light here and suck here and then I become an Avatar. Ok, Sigourney Weaver let's do this, we can still save them!
The ball is in your court, Ms. Theron.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
How was that reefer?
So so... it had a lot of seeds.
Picnic table in the back yard? Check. Sparklers? Check. Shitty hairdo? Check. Solo cups for the Andre Cold Duck and Kool Aid? Check. Big ass fruit bong? Check. Ok, looks like Miley's wedding reception is good to go!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I was wondering how STICK IT gymnastic mom produced such a strong, healthy child.
Apple bottom bong, roots with da fur
Here, we see the shaman that convinced Snoop to trasition from Dogg to Lyin.
JESSICA SIMPSON is doing everything to shed those extra kilos off....
Bristol knows to have fun now; later she can blame it all on misunderstanding Veggietales.
All that hard work to make this fruit bong, and she doesn't even realize she left her plastic water bottle bong on the balcony railing just 5 feet away. Damn short term memory loss!
I went to college and all I got was high
~*~A Pirates Life For Me~*~
Little does Kristen Stewart realize it, but the apple prop from that Snow White movie was, in fact, poisoned - not by Ravenna, but by Queen Eleanor herself.
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(¸¸.•´ ..•´ but what do I know?-:¦:-
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NICKI MINAJ still tries to make herself relevant....
Taste the rainbow! Smoke the rainbow!
"Order your dehydrator now and we'll include a Theron Super Fruit Smoker at no extra charge!"
Fruit Salad Bong.
On a break from filming "THE CANYONS", LiLo is trying to communicate with sister ALI, now living in South Korea....
Meanwhile, at Sweetas's family reunion...
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
How else would you smoke banana peels?
You know you have a pretty cool home ec teacher when she teaches you how to bake fruit.
The not so famous outcast of the famed fruit family, Miss Chiquita Bongnita!!