Thursday, August 2nd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 1st!

Picnic table in the back yard? Check. Sparklers? Check. Shitty hairdo? Check. Solo cups for the Andre Cold Duck and Kool Aid? Check. Big ass fruit bong? Check. Ok, looks like Miley's wedding reception is good to go! - turnelbup

Runners-up:

Trying to get her friendship back with Charlize Theron, K-stew makes a most impressive fruit bong that will trump all the apple pipes in the world. - strawberry_feather

You know you have a pretty cool home ec teacher when she teaches you how to bake fruit. - OurMissC

Edible Arrangements best selling "Get Well Soon" arrangement. - MelissaMuse

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Submitted by CocoLocoInThePoco on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:18pm.

In Soviet Russia, fruit bakes YOU!

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:15pm.

Congrats winners! Very funneh...

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:57pm.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:38am.

LOL @ Turnel and Melissa. Only stoners would find it wildly hilaria to build such a bong.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:35am.

Congratulations strawberry_feathers, OurMissC and MelissaMuse!!! Lurve...

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:13am.

Congrats, winners!!!

And at first glance I thought that was SweetASS♥!! :P
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Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 9:07am.

Congrats winners and thanks MK!

"I don't know her." - Mimi

Submitted by DottyTwitch on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 8:22am.

Basement Baby Knowles gets creative with something other than paperclips and lint balls and playing with beyonces old wigs.

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Submitted by ryuk-ryuk on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 7:06am.

She did not only do the commercial; pictured above is GOOPY helping with the development stages of the Boss Nuit fragrance.

Submitted by btbadnews on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 6:48am.

Ever since she found out Kristen Stewart took a bite of the forbidden apple, Charlize hasn't been able to look at her apple bong the same way. It was time for a change....behold, the tropical fruit bong. That should wipe out any bad memories in no time!

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Submitted by grunge_hippy on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 4:46am.

Explains what Kristen Bell sees in Dax Sheppard...

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Submitted by grunge_hippy on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 4:45am.

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 2:34am.

Nourished by lunch at Chick-fil-A, homophobes march on the Fruit-of-the-Month-Club, alarmed by their obviously gay agenda.

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Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:36am.

Bad News: Jack Lalane Died

Good News: His daughter Catnip re-invented his juicer.

Submitted by Idotherobot on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 1:07am.

Eat your heart out, Michael Phelps.

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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:44am.

Chiefin' like an OG (organic gardener)

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Submitted by Waveomatic on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:30am.

"Ok, I think I got this......but now where does the banana go?

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:02am.

@Empiregirl
LMAO.. Perfect!....

issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:20pm.

Smoke the green by going green with fruit bongs! When you get the munchies, your snack food is right in front of you!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:17pm.

Now THAT's how you build a food pyramid.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Previously unreleased photos of Charlize Theron's South African childhood prove that she exercises great restraint by only using ONE apple for her bongs these days.

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Sparkles has already found his new girlfriend, and she showers even less than the previous one.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Submitted by Waveomatic on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:00pm.

"Ok, I think I got it, now where does the banana go?"

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Submitted by empiregirl on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:33pm.

mom said as long as it's all organic, a fruit bowel is the perfect party dessert.

Wow, what a great audience.

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This is what really got Eve kicked out of the Garden of Eden.

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Submitted by Vern on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:07pm.

Noah Cyrus shows monumental restraint by not eating the apple.....

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Charlize Theron: model, actress, multi-fruit bong-building champion!

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Submitted by giaknight on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:57pm.

Gwyneth, showing the world that your "just one of us" by demonstrating how your "organic and pesticide free bong" works does not make you any less of a pretentious bitch (Nice try with the hair though!)

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Submitted by happyface on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 8:41pm.

Lana Del Ray will suck on anything to get those tonsils a-warbling just right.

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Taylor Swift proves that giving even a handjob to a Kennedy can curse you.

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Susie realized that the Girl Scouts weren't a waste of time after all when she lost her pipe at a Jason Mraz concert.

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Submitted by vwdavy on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:40pm.

Blo-han told White Oprah that this is how to make the best smoothie ever.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:30pm.

Smoking fruit pole: you're doing it wrong.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:28pm.

Kristen learned a lot from Charlize, except how to brush her hair occasionally.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:21pm.

Does it have corn?

Yes, eeeeeeeeeeeer......

Submitted by SleepingBootyJR on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:19pm.

Here comes Hippy Longstocking, smokin the hay n a weed fruit cup,
Here comes Hippy Longstocking, watch her hit that bong.

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Submitted by MooseMama on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 7:07pm.

my doctor said I needed to go "all natural" I love following my doctors orders!

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It is really good shit but it is FULL of seeds....

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Miley demonstrates how to get 4 servings of fruit in one hit.

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Cheech: "Hey man, have you tried the new fruit cocktail punch I made?"

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Submitted by Baroness of Ing... on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:36pm.

Fruit pot-tail.

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The Hip-hop community anxiously awaits what weird tranformation shit will happen next, after Snoop Dogg takes his third bong hit.

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Submitted by beb on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 6:14pm.

Now we know how Ke$ha got her big break.

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