Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which openly gay TV personality ONLY hires good-looking 20-something assistants that look exactly like Zac Efron? The hunky guy is in a serious relationship, but he loves eye candy and will dismiss applicants for being female, in their 30s, or – God forbid – chubby! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Andy Cohen? The Silver Fox would never! But just in case he would, maybe it's time for me to take a foundation shower, put a rubber Disney princess mask over my face and spray strawberry-scented hummingbird juice all over my body before waltzing over to Anderson Cooper's office to ask if he's hiring.
What superstar fashion mogul put a piece of cardboard under her shirt on the set of her show to give her the appearance of a flat tummy? Says an insider:”She was really struggling with her weight, so she was looking for any help she could get!” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Jess (typo and it stays) when I think I've read it all, I read this dreadful tale of a trick who is so desperate that she's looking for a fupa-blocker in cardboard-only recycling bins. Only Jessica Simpson, only Jessica Simpson... IN THIS ECONOMY, I hope it doesn't give hos who are looking to cut their Spanx budget ideas, because we really don't need to see a bunch of ULINE torsos walking around.
What Bravo “Housewife” was nibbling on a salad in a dark booth at Dan Tana’s in Hollywood with a mystery man when she was caught with the gentleman’s hand up her dress? The leggy single mom played dumb and just ignored the other patrons when they complained about her inappropriate table manners! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Brandi Glanville, duh, and she needs to hook up with those nasty cucumber-fuckers.
This actress would love for you to all believe that she is without fault. Her sudden rise to A listedness has made all her dreams come true but she spends half her time trying to juggle all the skeletons in her closet. Nobody really ever paid attention to her until recently so she has been trying to cover all the really controversial things she has done and now pretends they don't exist. The threesomes she used to have very weekend? Those women have been paid off. Swapping? Our actress has done it and those people have been hired by her as consultants. All that coke she used to snort like candy with her boyfriend at their parties? Now they do it quietly at home. The drug deals she used to make? Oh yeah. One of the world's A list actresses is a big time drug dealer. That is one thing that has not changed. She has just passed off some of the work to those who worked under her before. She is no stranger to the drug business. It makes sense if you think about it. She is still there, behind the scenes and making the decisions. (CDAN)
Sofia Vergara? I'm not sure if I buy Sofia Vergara as a high-powered Hollywood drug queen, but if it is her, I hope she borrows Salma Hayek's Savages wig to play herself in a Lifetime movie version of this.
Which male musician isn’t telling his high-profile girlfriend that he previously had a gay affair with a well-known male fashion designer? (Page Six)
Gay Fish and Riccardo Tisci?
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Submitted by Whamo: "Never buy a Zac Efron from a store, those ones come from Efron mills, you want to go right to a reputable Efron breeder to make sure you don't get a sick one."
HAHAHAHAHHA!
I *HATE* Andy Cohen. Hate that smug little troublemaking shit-stirrer. With a passion. Monkey-faced asshole. He needs a swift kick in the nads.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:12pm.
#1 - Neil Patrick Harris
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Please, God, not NPH!! I need to believe he's a happily married man with children. It's only OK if he brings the Assistants home for a threesome.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
that last one has to be Sofia, I dont know how she blew up here in the states..po' thing couldn't even make it in Mexico not even when she was fucking Luis Miguel
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And yuck to Andy Cohen. Can't stand him.
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#2...rotfllllmao!
ha ha someone on Blind Gossip said Harvey Levin for number 1, LOL
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:05pm.
I need an assistant that looks like Zac Efron too. Is there a Zac Efron puppy mill somewhere
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Never buy a Zac Efron from a store, those ones come from Efron mills, you want to go right to a reputable Efron breeder to make sure you don't get a sick one.
LOL @ ZE puppy mill
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
#1 - Neil Patrick Harris
(Andy Cohen is single, isn't he?)
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Come on!! Who on THIS planet is buying the Gayfish/KK thing???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
#2 has GOT to be Simpleton. I read on Radar Online that her whole family is doing WW now to help "encourage" her.
Bitch, if you didn't gain 90lbs during your pregnancy and put the fucking fork down you might be slimming down by now!
Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 08/01/2012 - 4:08pm.
I imagine something that looks like a corrugated bulletproof vest.
You know Ive never noticed it before, but in this pic his face is kinda old school handsome.
Some old timer needs to teach him how to man up and not be so douchey though, cause that's all Ive ever noticed. His girly douchey ways.
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Cardboard under your shirt to make it look like your stomach is flat???? Really???? This works?
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I'll co-sign on Andy Cohen for #1. He comes off as a dick in his essay in the It Gets Better book. It doesn't matter if they make fun of you for being gay because you'll be rich and fabulous and they'll be bald and fat! Fuck you, bald and fat gays.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I need an assistant that looks like Zac Efron too. Is there a Zac Efron puppy mill somewhere?