Which openly gay TV personality ONLY hires good-looking 20-something assistants that look exactly like Zac Efron? The hunky guy is in a serious relationship, but he loves eye candy and will dismiss applicants for being female, in their 30s, or – God forbid – chubby! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Andy Cohen? The Silver Fox would never! But just in case he would, maybe it’s time for me to take a foundation shower, put a rubber Disney princess mask over my face and spray strawberry-scented hummingbird juice all over my body before waltzing over to Anderson Cooper’s office to ask if he’s hiring.
What superstar fashion mogul put a piece of cardboard under her shirt on the set of her show to give her the appearance of a flat tummy? Says an insider:”She was really struggling with her weight, so she was looking for any help she could get!” (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Jess (typo and it stays) when I think I’ve read it all, I read this dreadful tale of a trick who is so desperate that she’s looking for a fupa-blocker in cardboard-only recycling bins. Only Jessica Simpson, only Jessica Simpson… IN THIS ECONOMY, I hope it doesn’t give hos who are looking to cut their Spanx budget ideas, because we really don’t need to see a bunch of ULINE torsos walking around.
What Bravo “Housewife” was nibbling on a salad in a dark booth at Dan Tana’s in Hollywood with a mystery man when she was caught with the gentleman’s hand up her dress? The leggy single mom played dumb and just ignored the other patrons when they complained about her inappropriate table manners! (The National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Brandi Glanville, duh, and she needs to hook up with those nasty cucumber-fuckers.
This actress would love for you to all believe that she is without fault. Her sudden rise to A listedness has made all her dreams come true but she spends half her time trying to juggle all the skeletons in her closet. Nobody really ever paid attention to her until recently so she has been trying to cover all the really controversial things she has done and now pretends they don’t exist. The threesomes she used to have very weekend? Those women have been paid off. Swapping? Our actress has done it and those people have been hired by her as consultants. All that coke she used to snort like candy with her boyfriend at their parties? Now they do it quietly at home. The drug deals she used to make? Oh yeah. One of the world’s A list actresses is a big time drug dealer. That is one thing that has not changed. She has just passed off some of the work to those who worked under her before. She is no stranger to the drug business. It makes sense if you think about it. She is still there, behind the scenes and making the decisions. (CDAN)
Sofia Vergara? I’m not sure if I buy Sofia Vergara as a high-powered Hollywood drug queen, but if it is her, I hope she borrows Salma Hayek’s Savages wig to play herself in a Lifetime movie version of this.
Which male musician isn’t telling his high-profile girlfriend that he previously had a gay affair with a well-known male fashion designer? (Page Six)
Gay Fish and Riccardo Tisci?