If you’ve still got the sads from the U.S. men’s gymnastics team fucking up and coming in fifth at the Olympic finals last night, then wipe your tears off with your hand and use those tears as lube, because here’s some pictures of pocket hottie Danell Leyva in his chonies! SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
A lady gave these stubbly pictures of 20-year-old U.S. gymnast Danell Leyva to Deadspin (via Queerty) yesterday afternoon, because she says he sorta played her wrong. The scorned lady and Danell actually never met in person (I think), but she says he screwed her over during a sexy pic exchange session and he’s done it to other girls too. You know, they got into one of those “I’ll text you my left nipple, if you text me your left nipple. I’ll text you my smiling peen, if you text me your smiling snatch” things. Although, I don’t know how he screwed her over, because the girl tells Deadspin that Danell gave up the goods by texting her a couple of nude pics. She’s still holding on to them, but she’s thinking of releasing them to Deadspin.
The lesson to be learned here is that don’t mess with a lady who just sexted you a picture of her close-up bits and didn’t get what she wanted in return, because she might share your crotch platano with the entire Internet. The other lesson to be learned here is that if you’re going to take a picture of your baby cucumber hibernating in your chonies, make sure there’s no visible piss drips on your underwear. Unless, you’re sexting that picture to Kim Kartrashian, because that’s definitely a selling point for her.
And duh, I’d hit it even though he sort of looks like a Cuban Wheelchair Jimmy.