Here's Those Half-Nekkid iPhone Pics Of Danell Leyva You've Been Waiting For
If you've still got the sads from the U.S. men's gymnastics team fucking up and coming in fifth at the Olympic finals last night, then wipe your tears off with your hand and use those tears as lube, because here's some pictures of pocket hottie Danell Leyva in his chonies! SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
A lady gave these stubbly pictures of 20-year-old U.S. gymnast Danell Leyva to Deadspin (via Queerty) yesterday afternoon, because she says he sorta played her wrong. The scorned lady and Danell actually never met in person (I think), but she says he screwed her over during a sexy pic exchange session and he's done it to other girls too. You know, they got into one of those "I'll text you my left nipple, if you text me your left nipple. I'll text you my smiling peen, if you text me your smiling snatch" things. Although, I don't know how he screwed her over, because the girl tells Deadspin that Danell gave up the goods by texting her a couple of nude pics. She's still holding on to them, but she's thinking of releasing them to Deadspin.
The lesson to be learned here is that don't mess with a lady who just sexted you a picture of her close-up bits and didn't get what she wanted in return, because she might share your crotch platano with the entire Internet. The other lesson to be learned here is that if you're going to take a picture of your baby cucumber hibernating in your chonies, make sure there's no visible piss drips on your underwear. Unless, you're sexting that picture to Kim Kartrashian, because that's definitely a selling point for her.
And duh, I'd hit it even though he sort of looks like a Cuban Wheelchair Jimmy.
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thought he gave me a Vince(will & grace) look cute face nice body.but pssh!not much else,plus this pics are boring.Its like them thigh guys and bradley coop.Im more of a dick person :) why lie. We got a size queen over here.
Submitted by gines on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 5:53pm.
Also I see here we're all partial to gymnasts and swimmers.
Google Aldo Montado for some hot FENCING man meat.
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Que lindo! I would!
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Ripped and doable, with pretty lips. Those AREN'T pee drops MK, they're water from the sink LOL
SANTO DIOS! PRAISE 'HAY-SOO' CREASE-TOE! - that's how you say it MK! lmao!
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He's cute but he is totally not hung. What a waste of a cute man.
He's sexy, but the wee wee is too wittle...
Guy's got a serious case of Drake-Face. No, I wouldn't hit it.
I know he's a yimnast but damn, chest-hair stubble causes way too much friction.
Also I see here we're all partial to gymnasts and swimmers.
Google Aldo Montado for some hot FENCING man meat.
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These are rather boring.
But he's way cuter than Drake.
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Maybe if they had spent more time practicing than being douches and sexting, they wouldn't be in 5th.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wait??!! Danell Leyva is straight??? He's always so bitchy and standoffish with his teammates, I would've FOR SURE thought he was gay. Then again, he shaves his chest and is oblivious to the stubble. No self respecting gay man would let the world see his chest hair stubble. Gross.
People who release naked/sexy pictures of other people are annoying. Keep it to yourself and count yourself lucky. Yes the person to first send pictures is silly and not thinking but to pimp them out when all they did was trust you and try to turn you on sucks.
Looks like he's been circ'd. How disappointing. Intact cocks with foreskin are sexy natural and beautiful.
He's cute! I love fit men with big brown eyes and pouty lips.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:12pm.
Sans Fards, I'm ll about the swimmers. Nice long torsos and great endurance works for me. The male gymnasts are flexible but a little on the short side for me. I used to swim competitively and let's just say male swimmers are very athletic.
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As did I. I did the sport competitively for 12 years, and being in the water 3 hours a day usually produces insanely fit men!
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Dummy here was the beginning of the end wasn't he. He first fell off that horse thing and it was downhill for the team after. Commentator: "Poor guy. He couldn't wait to cover his head under that towel, could he?"
UBF IKR, where the hell is Montenegro!?!??!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Damn, snowpiece. I am all over Switzerland , water polo USA and Montenegro . Seriously I am drooling
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:13pm.
Loopy, I know. There is so much shrinkage due to cold water. Haha
Thanks for the link, I let you have the Germans and take Sam Mikulak, USA. He has a cute smile in that pic.
http://wheelr.tumblr.com/post/27937753079/hotlympics-the-hunks-of-london...
this is the link I was drooling over this weekend
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:33am.
I don't like the "waxed lobster look" on men, and I'm not really into his face; but I'd hit it, and pretend I didn't.
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*whispers* Me too.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:12pm.
and also, don't let the speedos fool you cuz those things grow.
Sans Fards, I'm ll about the swimmers. Nice long torsos and great endurance works for me. The male gymnasts are flexible but a little on the short side for me. I used to swim competitively and let's just say male swimmers are very athletic.
SANS, thank you for the awesome link!! Feliciano Lopez (Spain - tennis) OMNOMNOMNOM
Not to be a downer, but tired of these kind of pics. The guy is hot no doubt. But I can't help think of the mind frame of people when they take these and send them: Theyre all basically craigslist posts no matter the forum, ie facebook, twitter, whatever. They all say to me: I'm shallow, insecure and probably a douche.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:05pm.
there are too many... i havent looked at all of them yet.
More boy pics please!!! *gets "massager" out*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Janey:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=louis+smith&qpvt=louis+smith&FORM=IG...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
OMG loopyperverty could you please comment on you favorites at the Olympics??? I'm a little confused as to where you stand. Thanks, in advance.
*superglues hand to Lu32Cy*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Meh.
Not really digging any of the other guys posted here either. Too douchey and too pretty.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
philipp boy + marcel nyugen together
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcwpax99s1r4mfvzo1_500.jpg
and here is philipp licking air
http://i.imgur.com/IDgkd.gif
NO!!
That Magnussen dude is horrible from the neck up -it must be a swimmer thing.
If his eyes were any closer together, he'd be a cyclops.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:57am.
My gymnastics BF is Louis Smith, at least he's taller than I am!
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yeah Louis Smith is pretty hot too.
submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:51am.
can somebody else please post, im having way too many posts here by myself, its making me look like a pervert.
lolol
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:54am.
I just Googled this person, and, fucking hell, he is BEAUTIFUL.
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right!? mixed-race gorgeousness.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:43am.
Why no women posts like volleyball bikini stuff or something?!!
Jack, take my hand and be quiet - EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT
This tuesday is turning out to be awesome... I haven't been able to look at this pics cause I actually have work to do.
My inner goddess clenches in anticipation. hahaha sorry I had to. I promise never ever to make a reference of 50 shades of shit.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
http://lif3d3sign.tumblr.com/
My gymnastics BF is Louis Smith, at least he's taller than I am!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'd rather see the pictures this "lady" sent.
Also, either wax your chest on a regular basis or don't fucking bother at all. I'm not tryna get a full body peel during sexy times.
Ass.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:43am.
Why no women posts like volleyball bikini stuff or something?!!! FAIR AND BALANCED REPORTING PLEASE, MK!
*formal protest*
*informal protest*
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i do feel sorry for jack though... i think MK should post some brazilian women's volleyball team or something, just for the straight guys and lesbians here lol
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:30am.
Followed closely by gymnast Marcel Nguyen (Germany).
I just Googled this person, and, fucking hell, he is BEAUTIFUL.
ETA: I disagree about Magnussen: freakishly proportioned, head the same width as his neck, handsome in a bland, faceless vanilla way.
*moves to Oz*
can somebody else please post, im having way too many posts here by myself, its making me look like a pervert.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:44am.
not all mixed race guys turn out hot, but this guy did :)
im not into tattoos either but in this case, ill ignore it lol
I bet he can do some things in the bedroom. Just imagine your vagina is that big balance beam with the two handles on it and he's twirling about going 360 degrees in the pussy, lawd!I get bisexual vibes from him though.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:45am.
*googles spit roast*
LMAO loopers!
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rofl i actually learnt that team from straight people :P
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:43am.
OH yeah we produce some fine quality Australian beef here.
Prime A-GRADE.
i mean Exhibit 1: USA guys
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/08/phelps_loch...
Exhibit 2: Australian guys
http://www.homorazzi.com/article/australian-olympic-swimming-team-men-lo...
your honour i rest my case
*googles spit roast*
LMAO loopers!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 11:41am.
oh myyy Marcel Nguyen (Germany) + Philipp Boy.
how can they contain that much hotness in the german gymnastics team?!
marcel is definately the poster guy for mixed race guys, half vietnamese/german.
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ah ok, I was trying to figure out what country his last name comes from. Perfection! I can't with that tattoo (and I usually like tats), but I'd be willing to overlook that fo sho.
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