Monday, July 30th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Kat Dennings' Suffocating Chichis

Here's Kat Dennings at the Television Critics Association in Beverly Hills, showing Christina Hendricks that she isn't the only one who can hike up chichis until they're practically dry humping her collarbones. It is definitely a good look when your titty balls look like two baby beluga whales head butting each other. If you Photoshopped an exquisitely crafted sausage leg to the side of each one of Kat's chichis, this picture would look exactly like CoCo flexing her international treasure ass on Thong Thursday. When you push your titties up so much that they look like CoCo's ass, you know you're doing EVERYTHING right.

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Yeah, she is pretty and has awesome boobs. But she was alredy cute in "the 40-year old virgin", there was no need to f%ck up her upper lip like that:

Kat Dennings before and after

...and, and, and two broke girls is really bad

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The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743's picture

Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.

Personally I think she's hot as Hell for a fat chick. But the whole "looks like my tits are about to fall out of my top" has been done better. Next time try Jolie-ing.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Haahaha, jack, I told him and he said:

The world is cruel
The world is wicked
It's I alone
Whom you can trust in this whole city
I am your only frieeeeeeeeeeeend

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:56am.

Good to know!! lol at "air head"... I seriously doubt that. Oh, and tell the archdeacon to fuck off and ring his own bell.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 9:45am.
Sagittarius... is that a bad thing? I can tell you this damn much, the description of a Sag fits me to a freakin TEE.

Good thing! I LOVE Sagittarius and Leo men!

Must be because I'm an Air(head) sign, so Air + Fire = big flames.

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Submitted by bookworm on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 10:51am.

not sure what a fire sign is but you said "gal" so HELLO.

Eebil! Hiya. Thanks for clearing that up...
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bookworm's picture

Hi fellow fire signs...Aries gal here!

bambam tht sucks :(

Maybe he can switch to another character like from Transformers? *loves BumbleBee*

Yes, I cry every damn time they capture and torture BumbleBee in the first movie.

lol Jack, there isn't a thing wrong with being a Sag! Fire signs are awesome! Sag/Leo/Aries

M.E. - make sure you use the card once in a while. When I did that with one of my cards they closed my account for non-use. :( At least I didn't close it, that hurts your credit to close it yourself.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:41am.

LOL at your curiosity! Meh, I don't sleep on them, if my face gets that close to them then I'm playin with em, not smooshin em with my fat head. But, I can tell you this much... they are sure nice to hold on to while sleeping... :)

DD - yes, Sagittarius... is that a bad thing? I can tell you this damn much, the description of a Sag fits me to a freakin TEE.
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Mernin ere body.

Here's the latest story showing how shitty our world is getting.

A guy in our area has for years been dressing up as Batman and going to visit sick children in hospitals. It's his way of giving back and apparently it's on his own dime.

You may have seen him a while back on YouTube getting pulled over in his black Lamborghini by the cops for having no tags. When he stepped outta the car in full Batman gear the cops cut him a break and took pictures with him.

The guy just recently bought a customized replica of the original Batmobile for 200k, apparently on his own dime. Might be a little weird but you gotta admire his commitment.

Now comes word that because of that Colorado asshole, hospitals are canceling his appearances in children's wards for the time being. It's understandable but ain't that some shit?

Hopefully it's only temporary and here's to you, fake Batman.

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bookworm's picture

I can't stand this bitch! And that heap of shit show she is in. Gen Y hipster wannabe's make me see red!

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:41am.

as a ghey man i will never get to experience this, but my straight guy friends told me, they like to sleep on big boobies cuz its like a huge fluffy pillow.

is that true?
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Implants can be (not that they always are) hard as fucking concrete blocks.

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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:58am.
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A very common misconception bambam... You could give that approach a try though. LOL Purely for research. And report back. ahahaha But show any hint of groping/fondling and it's back to working for the feel!

... unless your subject enjoys it, that is. lmao

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Lol, I'm all for fine boob bondage but isn't it odd to see them pushed together so high and tight? They already look a pillowy delight nestled in a normal way, Kat!

Chick needs a private consultation with the Empress Queen, Salma! ☺

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Jesus Christ. All I have to do in the early hours is ask if my Persian boy wants melons. He plows his head in there. I imagine something like Jack with four legs. But with better balance. As my boy never slides off the bed. ;)
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@ loopyG,

What are you, nuts? As a ghey man you practically got carte blanche to touch women's boobs. All you gotta do is make friends with one with a nice rack, go all swishy ghey on her and tell her if you were a woman these are the kinds of boobs you'd want, marvel at how bouncy and spongy they are. Pretty soon you'll be feelin her up and she won't even mind because you're ghey! Lucky fucker.

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this trick lolololololol i had a good laugh over this one

im a double scorpio bitches.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:41am.

as a ghey man i will never get to experience this, but my straight guy friends told me, they like to sleep on big boobies cuz its like a huge fluffy pillow.

is that true?
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thats what my husband says.

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as a ghey man i will never get to experience this, but my straight guy friends told me, they like to sleep on big boobies cuz its like a huge fluffy pillow.

is that true?

Omg Mary Kate looks like a memaw sans fard! Even I look better than that make up free..although I look about 12 without it.

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Submitted by CarrieOn on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:07am.

Her cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

You know something is wrong when there is no difference between your downblouse and upskirt.

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Submitted by CarrieOn on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:07am.

Her cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.
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Damn, I was waiting for something to look like a vagine!

CarrieOn's picture

Her cleavage looks like someone's buttocks.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:34pm.

At least Christina Hendricks is gorgeous; this thing is homely as fuck and I hear her show sucks.
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I agree!

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Like a second skeleton
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LaChaylo's picture

*peeks in*

*sets down goodie basket of alcohol, candy, and dirty movies at the door*

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:11pm.
GG - yes he was... one of my all time favorite bands... along with Metallica, Judas Priest and the Chili Peppers.... Who I'm going to see in concert this Oct (Chili Peppers)... 14th row center stage!!!
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That's one of my favorite band's too! *jealous*

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Haha Team Aries road rage !!

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Wtf mike. That pic is beyond disturbing . Talk about creepy . Side eye to weezy for looking at crotches.

skabazzle's picture

I'm an Aries as well, since that seems to be the trend here - I'll occasionally look up supposed personality traits of my sign and it says that we're hotheaded and bad with money - the latter is especially troubling since I'm a CPA lol - I think it means more about spending than saving which can be true on occasion about me. And I'm only a hothead when stoopid people are in my way when I'm driving, which is all the time lol.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

louise_brooks's picture

Mike that is disturbing. And why does the crotch of his Mark Ronson suit look very, very long?

mike's picture

Mary Kate as she appeared in Suri's Burn Book recently:

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/25451987114/im-still-trying-to-conv...

louise_brooks's picture

I thought Mary-Kate kind of looked like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

@ Lousie. Mary Kate looks 12! A rough looking 12 year old with meth teeth.

@ UBF & Mike: Nice! My sister and nephew are both Aries peeps. Strong and fiery.
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I'm an Aries (not that I believe that's indicative of anything other than that I was born during a particular time of the year).

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Aries here. Mooh-riah and I share a birthday. And the Olsen girl looks like shit.

louise_brooks's picture

Radar has pictures of Mary Kate Olsen without make up. Eh...this is why I never leave the house without at least a little makeup.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/07/mary-kate-olsen-makeup-fre...

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I don't think he's a medical doctor. I think his first name is Doctor and that's the only reason people call him that.

@GG Yep, and with a disco ball, strobe lights and "Stayin' Alive" playing in the background
Make sure to watch your drink!

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I'm a moody Cancer babe! The way you wrote that made me think you should be wearing a big gold medallion necklace and an open polyester shirt!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

So GG, what's your sign? heheheheheh

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:59pm.
So Dr. Oz had this show about burning fat on certain parts of your body today, so I tuned in.

His method for burning your belly fat in a week? Take GLA at every meal and eat a cup of beans at every meal.

For butt fat, take chitosan and eat sweet potatoes at every meal.

For arm fat, drink parsley tea at every meal and I forget what bullshit food you're supposed to eat at every meal.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It was like every fad diet you ever tried in high school. SO BOGUS. He calls himself a doctor. Pfffft.

He's nuts. He's always recommending some odd supplement. The problem is that supplements can interact with one another (and with legit. medicines). I'm sure he says something like "check with your family doctor before..." but how many people do that?

PrettyHateMachine's picture

Thanks, UBF!

Jack is a Sagittarius!
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LOL GG! ok, I'm out... gotta try and figure out how to set-up this Uverse shit... see you guys.
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Gardening Girl's picture

I got that Jack! *goes off to check lube supply*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

PHM I remember, you are a cutie!!!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

GG - 12/01/12... write that shit down... approx 3 weeks before d-day... I'll be game for some freaky shit!

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