Night Crumbs

July 30, 2012 / Posted by:

I could go on and on about how Nicole Kidman hasn’t blinked since the 2000s, but instead I’m going to once again go on about how Keith Urban’s Alfala part is not doing good things for him – Lainey Gossip

Please tell me Olivia Munn is using her plucked lashes to make a merkin. Lashes must not go to waste! – The Superficial 

Ricky Martin will crotch thrust on your TV sometime in the near future – Towleroad

Judging by this picture of Miley Cyrus’ nipple, I’m guessing the air conditioning was mostly blowing on the left side of the room – Hollywood Tuna 

Just looking at this picture will make you test positive for cocaine – Drunken Stepfather

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly keeps it real while Elle keeps it fake by Photoshopping the hell out of her pictures – The Berry 

Knowing White Oprah, she really sent Ali Lohan to NORTH Korea and sold her off to Kim Jong-un at a discount – Celebitchy

I will never forgive Elizabeth Berkley for not naming her new kid Cristal Nomi Just Jared

Brandi AnalGlanville needed attention the other day – ICYDK

Jessica Biel finally finds a piece with as much personality as her – Popoholic

There will be three Hobbit movies and I hope the Trollsens make a cameo in at least one – Buzz Sugar

“I know you want a grandkid, mom, but to give you one I’d have to stick my boy part in her girl part and EWW!”I’m not Obsessed

Somewhere over the BuseyVideogum

Jason Biggs is NO Kevin Nash – OMG Blog

The reason why every MAC employee is weeping tears of mascara into their tissues today – SOW

The Swedish Shauna Sand is giving the children of St. Tropez their first dose of pure potent elegance – Hollywood Rag 

Are we sure this isn’t just E.T. in drag again? – Cityrag

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