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Please tell me Olivia Munn is using her plucked lashes to make a merkin. Lashes must not go to waste! - The Superficial
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Judging by this picture of Miley Cyrus' nipple, I'm guessing the air conditioning was mostly blowing on the left side of the room - Hollywood Tuna
Just looking at this picture will make you test positive for cocaine - Drunken Stepfather
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly keeps it real while Elle keeps it fake by Photoshopping the hell out of her pictures - The Berry
Knowing White Oprah, she really sent Ali Lohan to NORTH Korea and sold her off to Kim Jong-un at a discount - Celebitchy
I will never forgive Elizabeth Berkley for not naming her new kid Cristal Nomi - Just Jared
Brandi AnalGlanville needed attention the other day - ICYDK
Jessica Biel finally finds a piece with as much personality as her - Popoholic
There will be three Hobbit movies and I hope the Trollsens make a cameo in at least one - Buzz Sugar
"I know you want a grandkid, mom, but to give you one I'd have to stick my boy part in her girl part and EWW!" - I'm not Obsessed
Somewhere over the Busey - Videogum
Jason Biggs is NO Kevin Nash - OMG Blog
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Are we sure this isn't just E.T. in drag again? - Cityrag
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Nicole looks insane in that photo. He looks like an asshole. Cut that fucking Bieber hair already. You are a grown ass man.
Christina looks so much younger without all that awful makeup. I wonder why she packs so much of it on. She's pretty enough naturally where she doesn't so much.
Probably a confidence thing.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
When Nicole lines up his earholes she can look right through Keith's empty head and carry on a conversation with one of her friends.
Kidman used to be stunning, now she doesn't even look real.
Aren't we still in the 2000s? Or have I somehow been asleep for a century or so?
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:10pm.
i can't hate on nicole. she makes solid film choices, mostly, and delivers in them.
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really? when was the last movie she was good in?
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Rabbit Hole, and I LOVED Margot at the Wedding.
She needs to go back to red. It looks better on her then blonde. Why do all actresses go blonde? What is wrong with brunette, red, and black?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
i thought it rosie was the new face of that dior addict ad.
then i found out it was another blonde chick.
anyway it was a cute flirty ad and totally makes me want to be a girl and buy a cute short summer frilly dress and twirl around. im jealous when i see girls do that.
Xtina's legs do not look bad, considering she had her shins blown off by the Japanese in WW2.
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Yes PSL when Xtina was SKINNY! Genie in a bottle skinny.
I recognize that Keith Urban is talented, but I can't fucking stand his music and I think he is a short squatty little fuck.
And poor XTina. Hamhocks for legs.
Those Trollsens are some homely ass motherfuckers.
Hi Mani!!!
Xtina did the same thing in her early 20's. It was like she was screaming, "LOOKATMEIAMSEXYANDALLGROWNUP!!! CAN'T YOU SEE????!!!"
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That's where the pain comes in
Like a second skeleton
Trying to fit beneath the skin
I can't fit the feelings in
Yes...Miley has tits, and you know what? She's had them for a while now...no really!
The Korean men are not going to give Ali a days rest...way to go White Oprah.
Snooktina should NEVER go sans fards!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hekki, I warn you know the hot wild sex scene made me feel like I had just walked in on my grandparents trying to have a go at 69! Awkward and strange...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Nicole, is Keith's shinetastic hair really THAT fascinating? olol *awk*
That's probably the best I've seen Mary-Kate look in a long time! Ditto Xtina :O
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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When my SIL got Botox the doctor said he would do his best to avoid "The Nicole Kidman frozen-face look."
NK is a freak and her gay husband is the opposite of attractive.
Submitted by Gardening Girl: "Did any of you see her HBO (?) film Hemingway and Gellhorn? God her face DID NOT MOVE!!!
And Clive Owens ass was fat! :( "
Oh crap. Now I have to watch it.
That is a wax figure. Right?
The full name of Elizabeth Berkley's kid should've been
Cristal Nomi Ver-sayce.
Sacrilege!
How did MK fail to mention that Berkley is "over the moon"!??
As for Mary-Kate: It's sad that so much money can't buy you any taste.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:04pm.
The book is like 200-300 pages long; so a 3-hour movie of every 100 pages? Jesus. However, I heard that he is adding stuff from Tolkien's other Middle-earth stories, so that may account for 9 hours of film footage.
I remember the excitement every Christmas between 2001 and 2003 over LOTR coming out. I was a teenager then, and I cannot see myself caring that much this time around although I loved The Hobbit.
Ah, that would be pretty cool if they included some of the Silmarillion; I got into some of Tolkien's other Middle Earth books for a while during the LOTR craze.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:21pm.
Ok it's been a while since I read The Hobbit, but THREE movies out of it? And they're all by Peter Jackson, so you know they'll all be 3.5 hours long. Hell, they were able to cut down all the LOTR books to one movie each!
The book is like 200-300 pages long; so a 3-hour movie of every 100 pages? Jesus. However, I heard that he is adding stuff from Tolkien's other Middle-earth stories, so that may account for 9 hours of film footage.
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Oh, is that so? He's going to include the Silmarillion, and stuff? That might be acceptable, then. I really can't see Peter Jackson, though he's a genius, successfully stretching out the Hobbit into 3 films.
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It's PHELPS time!
is everyone really watching the olympics? good grief. turds.
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:10pm.
i can't hate on nicole. she makes solid film choices, mostly, and delivers in them.
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really? when was the last movie she was good in?
Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:10pm.
i can't hate on nicole. she makes solid film choices, mostly, and delivers in them.
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I've always kinda liked her too....I can't see having a problem with someone just cause they get restylane injections too often. I love her as an actress, she continues to do quite a few smallish films for barely any pay cause she enjoys acting and of course, she has my sympathy for what she had to go through with those Sciento nuts...they really tried to ruin her in the media. She has also been first handedly involved in charity but does not feel the need to publish it.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:50pm.
LOL! Nope, and what makes her worse is that she steals lines from MK all the time. She has not one original thought in her head.
I'm out, have a good one!
Meet The Stepfords! why are we still talking about hohan? will this crackhead never fucking go the fuck away? talentless twat cunt
Looking forward to these Hobbit films. Whoot!!!
I think Keith looks alright....his head may be too small to go bald.
Blohan looks at least 36 years old....and not an attractive or cute 36 year old....one who drinks heavily, chain smokes and has all of the above incurable diseases.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:48pm.
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My bad. I take it you don't care for her EC? ;)
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:44pm.
You do know that all of her Scientology stuff is taken from the Village Voice, right? She just paraphrases EVERYTHING from Tony Ortega's brilliant articles.
A woman that calls men's dicks "dongs" and women's lady bits "biscuits" is not doing major research on Scientology. If she were, she wouldn't be working at Celebitchy.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:21pm.
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Damn. I haven't visited that site enough to witness her lunacy, although that would be interesting , not gonna lie, I start the rubberneck, but like DiamondDogs, I've enjoyed what she's written about Scientology because she's very thorough. As for titling every post with a question, I believe she does this to avoid litigation. But the comments just don't interest me at all. Those whores at Superficial are pretty spot on.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:53pm.
Well, I just read EC's comment. I didn't know Kaiser was such a control freak.
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There was a day when Kaiser literally flew off the handle because someone corrected some misinformation that she posted.
She even gets snippy with Celebitchy at times. Other good writers that worked at Celebitchy have left because of Kaiser.
Did any of you see her HBO (?) film Hemingway and Gellhorn? God her face DID NOT MOVE!!!
And Clive Owens ass was fat! :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hay Dog, how you been? Havent seen you in a while.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't go to other sites. Our radio station used to have Pig Hilton on in the am, and that DJ hated me because I emailed him every time he put that slag on. I showed him how PH copied Michael over and over again and he eventually stopped calling PH.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:47pm.
haha that's right, you found out Dlistedisms aren't universal!
*high five*
Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:21pm.
Ok it's been a while since I read The Hobbit, but THREE movies out of it? And they're all by Peter Jackson, so you know they'll all be 3.5 hours long. Hell, they were able to cut down all the LOTR books to one movie each!
The book is like 200-300 pages long; so a 3-hour movie of every 100 pages? Jesus. However, I heard that he is adding stuff from Tolkien's other Middle-earth stories, so that may account for 9 hours of film footage.
I remember the excitement every Christmas between 2001 and 2003 over LOTR coming out. I was a teenager then, and I cannot see myself caring that much this time around although I loved The Hobbit.
Is Mary Kate the one dating the Sarkozy? HAHAHHAHAHA!
Bitch, if it's warm enough for a straw hat, it's too hot for a leather jacket. It's summer in France, too.
@ EC
They worship at the altar of Jolie over there too. The thing that bothers me is that every title entry is in form of a question. They don't even try to be clever with the headlines.
However, they did have some good info during on the Scientology crap a few weeks ago.
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Well, I just read EC's comment. I didn't know Kaiser was such a control freak.
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:41pm.
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Lol, how do you get banned from the land of Kumbayba? I've been banned or put into perpetual moderation at Just Jared because I'm a total ass. The peeps at Celebitchy seem too nice.
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:41pm.
Consider it a blessing! I was banned practically right after my first comment, which wasn't even hateful. Kaiser is such an insecure bitch, that anytime someone DARES to say anything contrary to HER opinion, you are banned.
That site used to be interesting to read until Celebitchy promoted her to a writer. Do they still have that dumb ass "Hot Dong Friday" thread? It was a thread of pictures of actors that Kaiser, in her delusional state, thinks she could get IRL. She is a miserable witch!
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:41pm.
Hot damn! I got banned at Celebitchy!
It's weird. If anyone even notices my comments here at all, I'm generally too bland and polite. I don't even remember what I did over there to get the deep freeze. It was probably something snarkey about Anjelina Jolie, but it was in good taste and on-topic. I'll be damned!
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Congrats!!! *high fives* Its really easy to get banned at CB. I was told that I was a disgusting weirdo on there just last week! But I doubt you were banned. It may have went into their spam folder. Just email them if you're perplexed about the situation.
I think Keith Urban's hair is awful. Just awful. I am surprised no one tells him. Is he hiding the bald? His hair curtains are...I have no words.
Cowjam: Wow! You are a polite commenter. Maybe they messed up. That happened to me once on another site, and I swear I hadn't said anything the least bit controversial.
Get your ass over to Just Jared and get banned there, too!