Courtney Love Wants Lana Del Rey And Everyone Else To Know That “Heart-Shaped Box” Is About Her Vagina
If you only focused on the lyrics “tar pit trap,” “meat-eating orchids,” and “umbilical noose” in Nirvana’s Heart-Shaped Box, you’d totally know that Kurt Cobain wrote that song about Courtney Love’s pussy. Well, just in case Lana Del Rey doesn’t know that Courtney’s punane was the inspiration for “Heart-Shaped Box,” Courtney let her know over and over and over and over again on Twitter. Llama Del Taco yawned out HSB during a show in Sydney and the cover somehow made its way into Courtney’s ears. Courtney immediately poked at Lana on Twitter (via ONTD) and kept going on about how her dumpster-shaped death hole is a muse. Every time Courtney openly talks about her vagina, a peen gets cancer, turns black and falls off before it can be eaten.
While performing that song, Lana sounds like she’s dying a slow, painful death, so she was definitely thinking of Courtney Love’s vagina while singing it.
But really, while singing HSB, Lana sounds like a dozen tortured souls screaming for mercy from a bottomless pit in the afterworld and that’s exactly the same sound that comes out of Courtney’s cooch when she queefs. So Lana’s cover was a beautiful and fitting tribute to Courtney’s tar pit trap pussy.