Can't She Just Get 150 OctoLoans?
OctoMom got off welfare the old-fashioned way (aka shriveling retinas by sucking off a huge baby bottle during her strip show debut) and now she's trying to get money the other old-fashioned way: by begging for it.
TMZ says that Octo will be kicked out of her house of baby screeches and overstuffed Pampers any day now and she needs money for a down payment on another house to raise her child army in. So Octo's holding up her empty change cup by posting a donation page on GoFundMe.com (more like GoBlowMe.com) and asking her "fans" for $150,000.
As of this morning, Octo is so close to meeting her goal and by that I mean she's 1% there after two days! I know, don't everybody throw your dollars at Octo's donation page at the same time or the Internet might break from the sheer weight of money in her PayPal account. Karen the Bus Monitor, who? In all seriousness, why aren't whores dumping all of their lube fund money into Octo's online begging purse for making Tumblr a sexier place thanks to GIF after GIF of her twisting her eyes while twisting her octoclit. (Warning: Do not search for those GIFs unless you want to make your keyboard a barfier place).
TMZ also says that Octo is still going to do her side jobs in case she doesn't get that $150k for free and that brings up another question. Octo has at least 150 kids and each one of those 150 kids probably has good credit and their own social security number, so why hasn't she taken a loan in all of their names?
What is the point of having ten million children if you don't commit identity theft against them by taking out loans in their names?!
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right so use the kids to beg for money but when you get the money, use it for YOUR OWN cosmetic surgery, new tits, new lips, new clothes.
and when charities offer her free food hampers, and nannies she knocks them back cuz she wants $$$$ NOT real help.
so when the $150,000 runs out, ask for more again??
take her kids off her, they dont deserve this.
GoFundMe.com should be GoFuckOff.com
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Did she get more work done on her mug? If so, how's she paying for that shit? She just looks fug.
Hey, did anyone notice that on her home page where she is begging for money for a home for her poor chirruns, is one of her porn glamor shots? Its just the head close up but she's one were she's wearing that skanky black 90's bikini.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, my bad. Hadn't clicked on that mess about the loans. I think that's separate. She wouldn't qualify for any of those anyway. Looks like she's just a spokesperson for a service that gets people in touch with a bunch of lenders. The irony.
Why anyone would take financial advice from this train wreck...
BornagainChristian (lol to the name. I've seen your avie a bunch times but your name never registered for some reason) - she's too narcissistic to do right by those poor kids. It's the reason why she had 14 of them - so she could validate herself. She's a terrible fucking person and her kids are paying the price.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Karen the bus monitor got over $703k in a month - and this bitch thinks she's going to be able to raise the same amount of moneys, forgetting that most people hate her.
How long before she sets up a webcam?
Whamo, I think that OctoLoan site is just another little something she's endorsing for laundry money, and has nothing to do with her current begging endeavor.
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LOL @ Nanners & Weezy :D You two make me feel not so bad that I told my sister while watching Contagion "I liked it when Gwyneth died." I rec'd a disapproving look. In her defense, she doesn't know how arrogant that limp haired toad is.
I went with my brother to see that and I said that was the best part :)
She is nuts, and the sooner she becomes homeless the closer the state is in being able to take those kids away from her. The kids are still salvageable, but she is a waste of time.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Octo-Loan????? Jesus!
*smdh*
Someone donated $50.00 to this wacko!!!
I wouldn't even donate my belly button lint to her.
I doubt any of this money will go to paying bills or keeping her house.She'll blow it on botox and eyebrow pencils.
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You are all infidels and heathens.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:18pm.
I don't understand, do people donate to this and then she doles that money back out to whomever needs a lone? I must be stupid because I have no idea how WTF is going on here.
OK, so I re-watched it and she gets a percentage of the loans she directs people to?
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The donate page is to donate money to her.
The Octoloan.com is some shit she set up with some investor/bank or something (not sure how it's done in the Americas), so random people ccan take out a loan and I guess she gets a percentage of the fees they pay.
I think...
I was just going to write what BornagainChristian did. She can't keep this absurdness up for what 16 more years?
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Submitted by Bo :
My extra funds go to the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee. I have donated to the Sanctuary for several years to maintain old, diseased and abused female elephants from zoos and circuses, that spend the remainder of their lives in absolute splendor, roaming free.
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Aww, I only give to animal charities (esp. local), thanks for the info Bo. You just got them another donator :D
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:22pm.
I'll give her $5 if she smacks herself in the face with an iron skillet. $10 if the skillet's hot. Make her work for the money.
Hmm....I will throw in another $5 if the skillet is slathered with hot bacon grease that was reheated after being left in the sun for 2 days and has flies and other debris in it.
ahahahaha!
She needs to form a child band or maybe sell a couple of kids (the cute, hard-working ones) into slavery.
I'll give her $5 if she smacks herself in the face with an iron skillet. $10 if the skillet's hot. Make her work for the money.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:18pm.
Whamo, all the money is for her to to buy a house because she got kicked out of
here last one.
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Thanks..but still, what's this about putting you on to 100 short term lenders giving out money to people, what people?
She has to make a choice if she REALLY cares about those kids.
.......and since her crazy ass will never have a job that can provide for the ever increasing needs of that many children, she must suck it up and allow them to be adopted by families that can provide a normal and real home, proper food and clothes, education and good medical care (not the least of which will be therapy and learning disorder treatment).
otherwise, it is libelous for CPS not to do this on their own.
Whamo, all the money is for her to to buy a house because she got kicked out of her last one.
Pan handlers need to get on this. No more standing out in the streets, just set up a website. Get a nice head shot and go for it.
FML. This is ridiculous.
I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for her ass... the fools donating to her need to have their assets frozen into a bombpop and shoved up their ass.
and my con-artist, stranger-only-dick-loving whore ex wife did that very thing, MK... she used her kids names/ss#'s to get shady credit cards with $1,000 limits and 35% interest... *prays she finds Jesus (at the fucking pearly gates)*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
My extra funds go to the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee. I have donated to the Sanctuary for several years to maintain old, diseased and abused female elephants from zoos and circuses, that spend the remainder of their lives in absolute splendor, roaming free.
Why the fuck would I contribute to this fucking nutcase? She had a choice. The female elephants who were tortured and beaten for years had no choice.
If you care, just go into elephants.com Thank you.
Now those 4 crazies on TMZ who always stick up for her can bail her out! Here is their chance to save their hero!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Her FUNDME page is now one of the links I click for a larf. Five bux here, 10 bux there... buaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa
I think she got all of $60 right now. Imma die!
Her face scares me.
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She's ALWAYS allegedly losing her house. She thrives on drama and chaos.
She has been given many, many opportunities for charity from various groups and has turned them down or sent them away. So any sort of sympathy I may have had for her is gone.
She's so wierd!!!!!!!!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
So, fuck up by failing to pay the mortgage on one place, while you & your 45 children trash it, then raise $150k by begging to start fucking up a new house all over again?
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I don't understand, do people donate to this and then she doles that money back out to whomever needs a lone? I must be stupid because I have no idea how WTF is going on here.
OK, so I re-watched it and she gets a percentage of the loans she directs people to?
So let me get this straight, this woman can pop out 10+ kids and simply gets to ask for "donations" to pay her bills, yet my broke ass is getting phone call after phone call everyday from Wells Fargo because I'm behind on student loans. Studen loans I acrued while trying to do something with my life by attending college for 4 years and obtaining a degree;not sitting back and letting some doctor inject random sperm in my vagina so I could overpopulate the world and then live off of the governement. It all makes so much sense! *sarcasm*
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
She has fans?
Who knew?!?
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