Can't She Just Get 150 OctoLoans?
OctoMom got off welfare the old-fashioned way (aka shriveling retinas by sucking off a huge baby bottle during her strip show debut) and now she's trying to get money the other old-fashioned way: by begging for it.
TMZ says that Octo will be kicked out of her house of baby screeches and overstuffed Pampers any day now and she needs money for a down payment on another house to raise her child army in. So Octo's holding up her empty change cup by posting a donation page on GoFundMe.com (more like GoBlowMe.com) and asking her "fans" for $150,000.
As of this morning, Octo is so close to meeting her goal and by that I mean she's 1% there after two days! I know, don't everybody throw your dollars at Octo's donation page at the same time or the Internet might break from the sheer weight of money in her PayPal account. Karen the Bus Monitor, who? In all seriousness, why aren't whores dumping all of their lube fund money into Octo's online begging purse for making Tumblr a sexier place thanks to GIF after GIF of her twisting her eyes while twisting her octoclit. (Warning: Do not search for those GIFs unless you want to make your keyboard a barfier place).
TMZ also says that Octo is still going to do her side jobs in case she doesn't get that $150k for free and that brings up another question. Octo has at least 150 kids and each one of those 150 kids probably has good credit and their own social security number, so why hasn't she taken a loan in all of their names?
What is the point of having ten million children if you don't commit identity theft against them by taking out loans in their names?!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:10pm.
Fuck this bitch. Get a fucking JOB! Actually, die, just fucking DIE, let your 14 disabled kids that you ignore be adopted out to loving families that will HELP and LOVE them and D I E.
The damage to the older kids is done and possible the octuplets are screwed already.
James Holmes was adopted and look at how that turned out.
this pissy cow has a JOB...twirling on the pole..she better learn to make do with her "make it rain" money...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:27pm.
Um, how does she intend to repay these OctoLoans?
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like every other American... she won't.
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Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:50pm.
Notice how the 150,000 is only for a down payment on a house. Bitch, how the hell you gonna pay the rest of it?
Yes. Let's say it's a crappy house that sells for $300k--and in LA County, that's a crappy house. Even with 50% down, who's going to lend her the other half? *answering own rhetorical question* No one.
Um, there's like, this really high-dolla chronic I wanna get, but I can't afford it. Since I know y'all love and care about a bitch's high, Imma thank y'all ahead of time for your donations.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:16pm.
She is raising those kids like rabid dogs. They piss and shit outside, draw all over the walls, ruin the interior of the house.
The house was up for auction since its in foreclosure. But it didn't sell.
Who the fuck would buy the Octowhore's house! It would have to be gutted.
Fucking hate this bitch.
Um, how does she intend to repay these OctoLoans?
Is she using each kid as collateral?
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And she'll blow a lot of that money on lip injections and an armpit lift. SMH
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:16pm.
She is raising those kids like rabid dogs. They piss and shit outside, draw all over the walls, ruin the interior of the house
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Yeaaah, OK soooo what seems to be the problem with that ME? lol!!
Can you imagine her brood in 10 years time??? THe crime and teen pregnancy rate will shoot up in La Habra!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:40pm.
right so use the kids to beg for money but when you get the money, use it for YOUR OWN cosmetic surgery, new tits, new lips, new clothes.
I mean if that ain't the description of a welfare queen, I don't know what is. so what's the hold up, bitch, get on section 8!
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:13pm.
Nope. smells like shit covered with a rose petal potpourri spray.
GG - that has nothing to do with it... her face is the inspiration behind Ben Franklin discovering electricity... please don't get shit twisted... LIGHTS OFF! :P
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She is raising those kids like rabid dogs. They piss and shit outside, draw all over the walls, ruin the interior of the house.
Whoever is dumb enough to donate to this selfish cunt deserves to be smacked upside the head.
She will not use any of the donations towards the kids. She's proven that in the past.
*takes hit out on thisbitch*
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:13pm.
yes thats what she did with the money she got the first time round, second time round, third time round.
its the whore who cried wolf and we are not stupid villagers with a bottomless pit of cash.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:00pm.
Possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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You've obviously never received our office Christmas photo... and the scratch and sniff paper really adds a touch of flare.
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how creative of your work colleagues lol
Shaddup Jack. We ALL know you would!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
loopygorilla -- you know she's going to piss the money away on more surgery, more clothes, more makeup and possibly getting knocked up again with more brats. Whoever donates money to her should be feathered & tarred.
Bo -- that's so sweet of you. That's where money should be going, to sweet animals like that. Bless you.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:00pm.
Possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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You've obviously never received our office Christmas photo... and the scratch and sniff paper really adds a touch of flare.
hee hee hee hee...let me guess, smells like old coffee and White Diamonds/Jean Nate?
All together now: THIS BITCH.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:05pm.
YES!!! two very fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine choices!
On topic: I hate her face.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Seriously, those 14 kids would be so much better off in normal homes. What a fucking nightmare it must be to live in that house. Not fair at all for those kids.
Bitch would be relieved if she didn't have that responsibility to care for those poor kids. She would act sooooo distraught and try to show any kind of sadness in her fucked up mug.
Then she'd be off pursuing whatever that bitch needs to alleviate her narcissism.
She is one of the worst kinds of people out there.
Fuck this bitch. Get a fucking JOB! Actually, die, just fucking DIE, let your 14 disabled kids that you ignore be adopted out to loving families that will HELP and LOVE them and D I E.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:58pm.
Didn't PETA make her house payments for a year or something for having a Spay/Neuter sign up in her yard? And if she was on welfare getting help with her bills and food, then she shouldn't be in this spot again. But obviously she has a mental disorder and doesn't know how to properly manage money or take care of her kids. She needs someone else to manage her money & make sure her bills get paid & make sure the kids needs come first, instead of Octo just fucking up her face more.
too bad she's not "pretty" like Britney so she can't get some obsessed creepazoid to manage her life...
I hate hearing her talk. It's always "my kids my kids my kids" as if she didn't A. have them all the get famous an B. Continuously attempt to gain sympathy and money without having to work. Those kids would be better off raised by coyotes.
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Yes, put her in section 8. She in not capable of financially caring for those kids. They are basically fucked. But as long as she can primp and pose for a camera and get some MAC makeup she's cool with them living in squalor.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:59pm
All of my avies are of Brigitte Bardot, my favorite blonde. Pamela Anderson is my second favorite ;)
Submitted by guest on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:01pm.
Thought she was making 6 figures on her stripping gig!
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The other 6 figures beside her made all the money!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:00pm.
Possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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You've obviously never received our office Christmas photo... and the scratch and sniff paper really adds a touch of flare.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Bitch, just get on section 8 like a normal person. 8-P
I think she should hook up with Germ mane Jack$on, move her kids into the family compound and Katherine can raised them for her.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:53pm.
she could buy an old home of good size for her brood. A farmhouse with a small patch of land were she can grow their own food and raise chickens for meat and eggs.
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LOL, are you kidding me GG, this chick is so stupid she'd be planting chickens head first into the ground and scratching her head wondering why she not growing any potatoes!
Thought she was making 6 figures on her stripping gig!
Possibly the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:58pm.
Didn't PETA make her house payments for a year or something for having a Spay/Neuter sign up in her yard?
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LOLOLLLLLLLLL I would freakin DIE!
*whispers* who is the hottie in your avie? *squirts Binaca*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Darknight on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:50pm.
Notice how the 150,000 is only for a down payment on a house. Bitch, how the hell you gonna pay the rest of it
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Come on now DK, that's nothing another website can't fix. lol!!
Didn't PETA make her house payments for a year or something for having a Spay/Neuter sign up in her yard? And if she was on welfare getting help with her bills and food, then she shouldn't be in this spot again. But obviously she has a mental disorder and doesn't know how to properly manage money or take care of her kids. She needs someone else to manage her money & make sure her bills get paid & make sure the kids needs come first, instead of Octo just fucking up her face more.
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Whut? No more brazilian blowout money? So sad.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Jack, I'm sure that precious mite was the one that tagged their home and pooped in the back yard!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Go after the quack who agreed to implant all those fetuses in you, jackass! He's liable, in my opinion.
Also, I can't stand this fake pride of hers. She's too proud to take public assistance but she will let cameras into the graffiti'd shithole she lived in.
And I know I'm in the minority but she should be on public assistance. This dingdong is why we have a safety net.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:22pm.
I'll give her $5 if she smacks herself in the face with an iron skillet. $10 if the skillet's hot. Make her work for the money.
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Nanners - Look at her. I think someone already suggested that and paid their ten bucks!!!
Im sure if she mo ved to some out of the way place she could buy an old home of good size for her brood. A farmhouse with a small patch of land were she can grow their own food and raise chickens for meat and eggs. But that would be IF she actually gave a shit about those kids and just didnt want to go on shopping sprees or Disneyland runs.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't hate this woman, I just pity her.
I surmise anyone who donates money is donating for her children.
GG - she tweeted this adorable picture of son Maliki the other day...
http://www.youjustmademylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fart.jpg
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Notice how the 150,000 is only for a down payment on a house. Bitch, how the hell you gonna pay the rest of it? In a couple of years she'll have that house foreclosed on and be asking for more money. Not to mention the house will be trashed by then.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
This grifter WISHES that her own home was as well appointed and clean as this back drop for the commercial. You know it has crayons, snot and shit smeared on the walls and her bed linen is torn and unwashed, with baskets of dirty clothes on the floor.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This woman is so sick and so selfish and so disgusting on so many levels.
I hope all her kids get taken away from her permanently. It would be much better for them and it would be a fitting punishment for her. Well not 100% what she deserves, but a first step in the right direction.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:32pm.
And the rest of you Horz for putting me straight.
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Thanks guys, I was trying to figure out how she was begging for money of that commercial and I see they are two different things now! :)
Stefystef, YOU WENT TO HIGH POINT WIF OUT ME!!! *cries*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OMG!!!!
Thank you for putting up that video of that commercial. I thought I was losing my mind. I saw this fuckin' cunt on TV in High Point, North Carolina when me and my family went down there last week for furniture shopping (an interior designer's Mecca) and visiting family.
I had the TV on and who flashed on the screen- OCTOMOM, hawking some fucking payday loan website so more broke Americans can get into MORE fuckin' debt with the payday loans (good Lord, stay away from them- trust me. I know the horrible trap they are first-hand). She didn't even take the time to memorize it, you can see her beady little eyes darting back and forth as she read the cue-cards.
I really REALLY hate this bitch. Now I heard she broke up with her alleged boyfriend... you know they weren't fuckin'. There is nothing sexual about this woman at all. She is repulsive.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
She's beyond disgusting.