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Arnold Schwarzenegger (65)
Diana Vickers (21)
Yvonne Strahovski (30)
Misty May-Treanor (35)
Jaime Pressley (35)
Sandra Diaz-Twine from Survivor (38)
Hilary Swank (38)
Elvis Crespo (41)
Tom Green (41)
Christine Taylor (41)
Christopher Nolan (42)
Simon Baker (43)
Terry Crews (44)
Vivica A. Fox (48)
Lisa Kudrow (49)
Alton Brown (50)
Laurence Fishburne (51)
Richard Linklater (52)
Kate Bush (54)
Delta Burke (56)
Ken Olin (58)
Frank Stallone (62)
Jean Reno (64)
Paul Anka (71)
Peter Bogdanovich (73)

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Birthday Sluts

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 12:37pm.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAYYY !!!!! To all 07/30 birthday sluts. That's my day too, damn its a long list of sluts I actually know!!!!!

Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Tue, 07/31/2012 - 1:22am.

Hot pose and I like the naughty facial expression. . . but I don't see much of a bulge :-(

Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:40pm.

Happy BDay to my fave, Kate Bush!

Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 2:39pm.

Christopher Nolan is two weeks older than me? How weird.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:23pm.

@PapaSmurf, but his wienner was shrunk by the juice he was on!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:21pm.

"Submitted by ambienAnnie on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:06pm.
OMG. Yes, a thousand times. I would hop on that shit so fast. Maria was one lucky lady back in the day. He'd probably rip me in half though since I'm about the size of his left leg."

lmao! He was a fox back then. "Pumping Iron" still remains one of my favorite documentaries. He was so hot in it. RAWR!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by winniwins on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:19pm.

I went to HS with Hilary. Uber boring until she'd get a drink in her- which wasn't very often- but when she did- she was slorey. She never lived in a "trailer park" it was a modular home on a lake. Median homes in that park are $250,000.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:02pm.

HB Simon, Kate, Jean and the b-day other sluts today!

Ahnohld looks very relaxed in that pic... Lol

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Submitted by Pigsley on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:27pm.

Happy B-day to Ahnold. He might have fucked up the state of California and his marriage, but I still like the guy.

Today is also my sister's birthday. She sure shares it with a great group.

Out of the list, she probably likes Simon Baker's hot Australian ass the most.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:08pm.

that picture of arnold...isn't this how a fisting porn starts? _____________________________________________
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Submitted by marcusbacus on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:47am.

Thanks for letting me know that I have a bigger dick than Ahnold's.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:56am.

Gah I just can't with that picture.

HAPPEH BIRTHDAY SIMON BAKER!!!! Hwat.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:53am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:56am.

Whamo, and I'm a chick!
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Oh I KNOW that baby!:P

Submitted by ambienAnnie on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:36am.

OMG. Yes, a thousand times. I would hop on that shit so fast. Maria was one lucky lady back in the day. He'd probably rip me in half though since I'm about the size of his left leg.

Submitted by gdubs on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:32am.

Hope Solo is 31 today!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:29am.

ahahhaha MK that's why I love you! SANDRA "I CAN GET LOUD TOO" Diaz-Twine! LOVE HER!!!!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:26am.

Whamo, and I'm a chick!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:21am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:48am.

@ Whamo, WHAT THE HELL???
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LOL...*hangs head in shame*

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:18am.

@ Whamo, WHAT THE HELL??? No matter how old I get or how many brain cells I have killed or chased off, I can NEVER get that image of Kate's hot warrior maiden/goddess outfit with the tiny beaded bad dangling off the side of her hip!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:18am.

HB to merengue sensation Elvis Crespo. He's in the solo mile high club.
HB to Ms. Vivica. She should have been as big as Halle Berry.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:15am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:13am.

HB the the GLORIOUS Kate Bush! I used to freak moms out By playing her records (yes, vinyl!). Moms thought it was Chinese opera!

BABOOOOOSHKA Babooksha Babooshka Babooshka ya ya!
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I forgot about that tune, I'm just playing it now, I also forgot just how smokin her little body was:P

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:07am.

AH-NULD EEZ SEW MAHH-CHO. HE EEZ HE-YUH TO PUHMP. EWE. UHP.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:06am.

Arnold is still sporting his original "Hapsburg jaw" in this picture.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:05am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:31am.

She refuses to fly; she must have taken a ship or walked over the bridge.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:02am.

Maybe Arnie had a secret taste for the weinner back then???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 10:01am.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:28am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:17am.

Damn. You two are *like this*.

The only thing I know about her--other than she's runnin' up that hill--is she refuses to fly, which puts a minor damper in her international touring
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Really? I didn't know that about her fear of flying. I saw her in Melbourne, Australia. She must have really enjoyed that 18 hour flight from the UK - or perhaps that's what caused the problem? :)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:58am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:17am.

Damn. You two are *like this*.

The only thing I know about her--other than she's runnin' up that hill--is she refuses to fly, which puts a minor damper in her international touring.

Submitted by MaryAnne29 on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:56am.

I can't UNSEE that Arnold photo.

Add a Happy Birthday to Project Runway's Tim Gunn who is 58 today!

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:51am.

Looks like gay porn to me.

Kate Bush is a unique singer/songwriter and that's what I love about her. Jaime Pressley is beautiful white trash, and Hilary Swank is one hell of an actress. Tom Green is a weird dork, and Simon Baker is hotstuff. Christopher Nolan is probably having an ambivalent birthday. Delta Burke is the ultimate Southern lady and was incredibly beautiful in her youth. Paul Anka did lovely elevator music, and Peter Bogdanovich is a weirdo genius. Fun fact, he married Dorothy Stratten's (who was in Star 80, the movie about the playboy bunny who got murdered)sister.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:50am.

*bows to joe shmoe*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 11:13am.
HB the the GLORIOUS Kate Bush! I used to freak moms out By playing her records (yes, vinyl!). Moms thought it was Chinese opera!

BABOOOOOSHKA Babooksha Babooshka Babooshka ya ya!
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Well it's that time of year that I must dust off my Kate Bush story (such as it is)

Here goes...*drum roll*..I was IN AN ELEVATOR WITH HER one time, around the Babooshka years. She was really tiny and gorgeous. That's it. Dat's all I got.

Oh and HB Kate.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:43am.

HB the the GLORIOUS Kate Bush! I used to freak moms out By playing her records (yes, vinyl!). Moms thought it was Chinese opera!

BABOOOOOSHKA Babooksha Babooshka Babooshka ya ya!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:36am.

Kate Bush totally wins this list. An unbelievably phenomenal talent with originality to burn. HB dear Kate!

HB also to the brillarious Lisa Kudrow.

Paul Anka should never be forgiven for "Having My Baby." And the only cover version ever allowed should be the one the Circle Jerks included in their medley "Golden Shower of Hits."

Then again, Anka did write the immortal "It Doesn't Matter Anymore," so I forgive him a little. (Until I remember that he also wrote "My Way." Gah!)

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:26am.

hahaha. What a great pic. (Was anyone else doing their accents as soon as you saw that?)

Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:15am.

Happy birthday Ken Olin. He is even yummier as he gets older. I watch the crapfest that is Brothers and Sisters just to look at him.

I remember Tom Green from Celebrity Apprentice. I can't believe that Drew Barrymore could have married such a tool. She must have been off the wagon.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 9:06am.

Arnold lying in bed with Franco Columbu! Happy B-Day, Terminator - my idol when I was much younger and wanted to look like a freak.

TRIVIA: Franco was one of terminators who busted into the rebel hideout.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:48am.

HB Frank Stallone. Hottie

HB Lisa Kudrow. Funny.

HB. Kate Bush. Genius.

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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 8:16am.

I can't look away from the dude on the left's thighs and shoulder areas. SCARY!

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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 7:50am.

tom green youre a mega douche & you aint funny.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 7:41am.

Didn't Paul Anka write that masterpiece, "Having My Baby"?

So many names here: Alton Brown AND Terry Crews AND Lisa Kudrow (genius) AND Viveca A. Fox?

Have a good day, folks, good energy to all!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 7:39am.

ahhh thats an early annie leibovitz photo

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 7:36am.

happy bd to schwarz and reno!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 7:54am.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.....say what you will Arnie in his Pumping Iron days takes a lot of dedication..to look like a freak..but still you know what I mean.

Hilary Swank.....I can't help but like Hillary and think she's a fine actor.

Tom Green....poor Tom he had it all till.."daddy do you want some sausage" I must have been the only one but there were scenes in that movies that had me crying laughing. Hey he banged Drew, she's girl next door cute so..meh.

Terry Crews....He was super creepy in the Wayans brothers "White Chicks" movie and a great dad in Everybody hates Chris

Vivica A. Fox....yes she is

Lisa Kudrow.....the original E.T

Laurence Fishburne.....would have though he was older..."Never get out of the boat!"

Kate Bush......flat out LOVE Kate

Jean Reno.....Great actor, I loved The Professional, fantastic movie!

Paul Anka...no matter how they try to spin it as such you ain't Canadian in my books. Oh ya, write a new tune, 50year old ones just don't cut it anymore.

one of my faves from Kate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM

Happy Bday Sluts.