Zack Morris Got Married And Not To Kelly Kapowski

July 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Seven months after his ex-wife married Jeff Probst, the side ho she cheated with, Mark-Paul Gosselaar  got hitched to his fiancee of one year Catriona McGinn at some winery in California. That’s nice and everything, but what I really want to know is if Zack Morris’ head got bigger or does his new bride have an abnormally skinny head? Or did drinking too many chocolate blueberry martinis (blergh, I know) last night give me a case of fun house hangover eyes?

People says that Zack and Catriona’s (Side note: I approve of any name that sounds like that of a lost She-Ra villain) pre-divorce ceremony took place at the Sunstone winery in Santa Ynez, Calif. The reception was held at The Max where Zack Attack performed Friends Forever before Jesse Spano ruined everything by smashing into the cake during a caffeine pill freakout.

Zack and Catriona and are going to honeymoon in Italy and he said this about their trip: “Trust me, we are going to eat our asses off!” I take back what I said about that pre-divorce ceremony shit, because a couple that rims together, stays together forever.

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