Kristen Stewart And Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Months, So Says His Wife's Brother
Above is a video of Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders, Charlize Theron and some other people from Ho White and The Husband having dinner together at a restaurant in Berlin a couple of months ago. KStew giving off the sexuality of a wet Styrofoam peanut and the allure of a snoring, drooling sloth was just too much for Rupert to handle and so he had to give himself a quick yank right there at the table. And whatever utensils Rupert touched after that, KStew probably licked them real quick to be closer to him. That's how hot they had it for each other. At least that's what Rupert's wife's brother is saying.
In KStew's bizarre open apology, she said that her box munching date with Rupert was only a one time thing. But Liberty Ross' younger brother, Leopold Ross tells The People (via Radar) that those two have been biting each other's lips long before Rupert got caught with a mouthful of KStew snatch. Leopold feels for his sister, because she gave up her career to take care of the kids and Rupert has slapped her in the face with KStew's labia:
“It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week. She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home.
Doubt it was worth it but it’s life. It might actually make things better in the long run. She wasn’t that happy for a while, but our family is close, she’ll be all right.”
Yes, their family is really close and obviously mine is just as close. Because if my sister had a husband and that husband cheated on her by sucking off Kristen Stewart's tongue in a parked Mini Cooper, I would totally sell my story to a British newspaper. I didn't lace that last line with any sarcasm, so you've been warned, future brother-in-law.
I don't know if I believe Leopold Ross. There was a whole lot of making out (and not much more) in those pictures. If they were wet humping on each other for months, I'd think that they'd just want to get down to business and do sex on each other real quick before rinsing the cheating skank smells off of their fuck parts with a stranger's front yard garden hose. Who makes out in a parked car besides 11th graders? Grow up, KStew and Ruprick!
Below are pictures of moving trucks outside of KStew and RPattz's former love shack of sparkly love. The paps say those trucks are moving out RPattz's stuff. If this is a stunt (it probably is), then I'm disappointed at how anti-climactic this is. Moving trucks? That's it? They should've went ALL the way. RPattz should've thrown all of KStew's clothes into her Mini Cooper, torched that shit and used the scorned flames to light his cigarette. RPattz should've done it Bernadine-style. (Just picture Angela Bassett as RPattz and I know that's not hard to do since they're so much alike.)
That's how it should've went down with RPattz screaming "Get yer shit!" and everything.
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I'm thinking that Rupert came clean to his wife and that is how the BIL knows. The wife is greatly humiliated since she moved to the USA and changed her entire life to accommodate his sucktastic career. BIL is spilling the beans because he wants that fucker to be revealed for what he is.
I do wish it were a PR stunt because I think so much of this relationship is bullshit to seduce fat, lonely women who have never been given an orgasm by something living into forking over their doughnut money for movie tickets. But to drag kids into it?
More bullshit. Still not buying this story. And that moving truck was sitting there, bored out of it's mind. Nothing was photographed being moved, just a truck and unoccupied house. STFU.
Happy Sunday, SLUTS!
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WinterOwl -- Fred Willard . . . uh, NO!
You certainly have to be full of your own shit to so blatantly adjust your junk in public, in a restaurant, in front of 2 female co-workers and everyone else in there hmm? Pig.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Not watching.
But I bet by the end of the dinner Charlize looked down at her half-eaten meal and said, "Wait, I don't remember ordering crabs."
I call bullshit. The scorned wife's brother knew about this affair for MONTHS and he never gave his sister a heads-up?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
I couldn't care less about any of these people, but that WTE clip rocks.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
I'm trying to decide what I'd do if I saw this at the table!
@Spider3, you're too observant... which is a good thing lol
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:21pm.
I need something exciting, like Jon Hamm exposing his dick or something, well, at least something that would titillate my sick ass.
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What? Fred Willard jacking off in the porn theater wasn't enough? We may not have seen he goods, but that'll be enough fapp material to keep me satisfied for at least 2 months! : P
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
I remember watching "Waiting to Exhale" with my mom a few years after my parents divorced (he was a rolling stone, too). After this scene ended, she goes, "Damn, I should have done that to your dad's stuff." I'm sure if she could build a time machine and do the whole divorce shit all over again, she would just to burn all his jeans, cowboy hats and mexican-made belt buckles in his truck.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Yes, this has turned out boring and stupid and high school, like Kristen.
It was only exciting when it was announced, because Kristen thinks she is SOOO deep. The way she talks about Bella and Twilight and being Snow White directed by this old guy pulling his pud. Like it's all so important.
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Help me!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:08pm.
What a rageful glorious bitch Angela was in that movie! Never did see Waiting to Exhale. :(
As for this. Rupert was just disgusting scratching his crotch pit at the table and how offensive that he was wearing my grandpa's saggy white briefs, UGH!
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Looks like the waistband of boxers to me WR.
Still a pig tho ;-P
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Poor Charlize. Trying to hold an enlightened conversation with these two idiots who can't wait to get out in the alley so Kristen could take those giant white undies off.
Yes Twatty, the fact he had LAYERS of fruit of the loom under his clothes and practically had to give himself a wedgie to get to the PIT, is what I find truly offensive! ARGH! ;)
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Good movie. I can vividly remember, after seeing this scene, that I placed Angela Bassett at the top of my "People To Never Piss Off List."
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Within -- I know, right? Could those briefs look any saggier or loose? Shit, that does look like some old grandpa underwear. My bf's tighty whities are very tighty indeed!
o shit, MK, I love you.
I was laughing out loud as soon as I saw the title of the YouTube Clip.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:49pm.
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Mefuni may I say you are my new ♥heroine♥!
Also to the other ladies as well!
As for the bro, he sounds really pissed! I see no reason for him to lie, unless... he has a career or project that needs more visibility? FAKE SHOCK~!
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Submitted by Pas_De_Chat on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:07pm.
"So says his wife's brother?"
My ex's brother didn't even know what college I went to, much less who I was or wasn't getting strange from.
Can we get some input from his third grade piano teacher too?
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This! Rupert's dad went on running his mouth about this shit too. wtf?
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It's PHELPS time!
I'm gonna be a big bitch here and say that you don't give up your career for your husband and kids. In this day and age, women know full well the risk they are taking when they stop working to raise a family full-time. To cry about that choice when your marriage fails is not okay with me.
And I say that as a woman who made that choice, knowing full well the pros and cons. I didn't stay home with the kids for my husband. I did it for ME, because I wanted to. I can't blame him for the damage it did to my earning power and financial situation.
If your career and financial independence means that much to you, don't give it up.
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Well that's all well and good but what if your husband is a director and has to be on location quite a bit.....I'm sure you have a bullet proof "kick ass woman" answer for that too but everyone's situation is different. It's NOT always so simple or cut and dry.
Wow. You ladies don't mess around. Lucky for me my husband hasn't ever stayed out until 4am, nor has he cheated on me. If he did either of those things he'd be in deep shit.
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What a rageful glorious bitch Angela was in that movie! Never did see Waiting to Exhale. :(
As for this. Rupert was just disgusting scratching his crotch pit at the table and how offensive that he was wearing my grandpa's saggy white briefs, UGH!
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"So says his wife's brother?"
My ex's brother didn't even know what college I went to, much less who I was or wasn't getting strange from.
Can we get some input from his third grade piano teacher too?
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:55pm.
Bravo!
I made the same choice and believe me, it was NOT a popular choice.
I did it for me, and I now know full well the damage it's done to any earning power I ever had.
I may wind up an old lady eating cat food someday, but that was the bed I made, not anyone else.
I don't regret it at all.
My plan now is to get these childrens of mine highly educated with very big salaries so maybe at least they can at least get a nurse to come visit a couple times a week, so Im not one of those you know, that's been dead a month before they find me.
In my next life I will have global domination,in the meantime, Ive had a blast.
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In a way I admire women who'd torch a cheater's shit (like Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez did - and then wrote a song about it and made money off it), but I'm not the type. I've been cheated once with my first bf and after 6 months I pretended to take him back (no sex or anything) and just as he was all about us again I dumped him. He still sends me emails and this was way back in 00/01.
I read somewhere that Cosmopolis comes out in September in the US (I fucking love that book and DeLillo) and that Rob and Kristen are meant to host MTV Movie Awards together. For those who don't think this is PR, imagine the masses that will turn in for that awkwardness (unless they make up prior to that, which I think they will).
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:50pm.
Yeah, I always cram my hands down my pants when "I'ved" had enough. LOL!
I hope the person who posted that doesn't have English as their first language.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:53pm.
I'm glad you had a good one!
As for the cheaters, and also for the dudes that are beaters- They deserve whatever they get. If you can't be honest, then that is what happens. I say cheating and abusive women need the same treatment.
If you have to cheat, then expect the consequences.
Damn. I am sorely lacking in "I am not the one." stories.
*goes back to just taking shit*
Ugh.
ETA: I TOTALLY agree, Hekki.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I'm gonna be a big bitch here and say that you don't give up your career for your husband and kids. In this day and age, women know full well the risk they are taking when they stop working to raise a family full-time. To cry about that choice when your marriage fails is not okay with me.
And I say that as a woman who made that choice, knowing full well the pros and cons. I didn't stay home with the kids for my husband. I did it for ME, because I wanted to. I can't blame him for the damage it did to my earning power and financial situation.
If your career and financial independence means that much to you, don't give it up.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose: "She's 22 so she might be sad but she probably won't realize what she's lost till she hits 35 and a quality relationship isn't anywhere in sight."
OR, she hits 35 and has a husband and family of her own (if she's lucky) and realizes how shitty it would feel if her own husband pulled a Rupert on HER.
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OR, she's married with a couple of kids and all over the news is her husband having an affair on HER
although, that's happy karma there.
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Only if the future Mr. (or Mrs. Stewart) is cheating on her with R-Patz!
Submitted by mefunigirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:49pm.
*SWOON* You ladies are an inspiration to me. It is great to know there are women out there who take no shit.
I don't take any shit, but I have never done things as great as that. Hats off to you for teaching him a needed lesson AND for 22yrs of marriage!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:44pm.
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Aww, thanks, hon! I got a little bit too pished and have been nursing mah heed ever since. Much appreciated though!!
And, yeah--- the cheating fucker deserved it! A bit passive/aggressive on my part, but who gives a shit?
All part of the Twatlight publicity package. Sanders & Ross are willing participants.
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Submitted by vsminimoose: "She's 22 so she might be sad but she probably won't realize what she's lost till she hits 35 and a quality relationship isn't anywhere in sight."
OR, she hits 35 and has a husband and family of her own (if she's lucky) and realizes how shitty it would feel if her own husband pulled a Rupert on HER.
Some of the youtube comments are hilarious.
"i don't wanne protect him (!) but maybe he puts his hands there, because he've had enough? my father does that after eating, too. just to loosen the pants.
sweeteaty 3 hours ago"
WTF??? LMAO
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:40pm.
21 1/2 years ago, hubby of now 22 years thought it would be ok to stay out till 4 am playing pool at his "single" buddies house and leave his then 4 month pregnant wife at home.
He came home to everything he bought in to the marriage outside on the front lawn.
and I mean EVERYTHING.
3 days and many phone calls from his family on his behalf later, he was allowed back in with the full understanding I wasn't the kind of wife that would put up with that kind of fuckery.
I never had to deal with that again.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:40pm.
Cuppy!! ♥ I did the same thing to an ex except I cut his clothes up and dumped them outside his workplace. It was very satisfying.
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HI IG! I wished you a happy bday very late the other day. Hope you saw it.
I think I am now in love with you. *swoooooon* I can't imagine the high you must have gotten from doing that. How I wish I had done something like that to an ex. Dare to dream!
snowball -- I know, right? When people change their avies I get so messed up. Please don't change him -- I love him! I know Dog changes hers a lot and she's about the only one I'm used to changing hers, but that's because she uses dog pictures. But Stanley is a keeper. I hope they do a follow-up on him, too. Eventually his attendant will pass. Wasn't she rather elderly?
Aww, Waiting to Exhale memories. The movie came out not too long after my ex and I hit the skids. I had some very close Bernadine moments, but I didn't torch his 1989 Dodge Daytona.
I'd forgotten how great that scene is. I need some Waiting to Exhale.
I loved that scene in Waiting to Exhale. She was PISSED!
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Cuppy!! ♥ I did the same thing to an ex except I cut his clothes up and dumped them outside his workplace. It was very satisfying.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:21pm.
Hi! I'm afraid to get rid of Stanley. No one will know who I am if I do. Plus...I've sort of grown attached to the chubbie big guy.
I'm hoping National Geographic does a follow up so I can be comforted by the knowledge that somebody kind is still changing his nappy.
I can't believe Charlize didn't notice his hands practically pulling his schlong out of his pants. Though I love her, she seems like the type who'd be like, "dude, what the fuck are you doing???" That is just so fucking gross.
They're really stretching this story out. Next come the pregnancy rumors and baby daddy speculations.
Bunch of wankers.
Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:19pm.
Ha! But she can't use his phone.
Wow, why can't I meet a man with such fine manners?
She's 22 so she might be sad but she probably won't realize what she's lost till she hits 35 and a quality relationship isn't anywhere in sight. Then the coulda, woulda, shouldas will kick in and it will be a major bitch of a learning lesson.
side note - I LOVE Angela Bassett. One helluva actress.
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