Kristen Stewart And Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Months, So Says His Wife's Brother
Above is a video of Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders, Charlize Theron and some other people from Ho White and The Husband having dinner together at a restaurant in Berlin a couple of months ago. KStew giving off the sexuality of a wet Styrofoam peanut and the allure of a snoring, drooling sloth was just too much for Rupert to handle and so he had to give himself a quick yank right there at the table. And whatever utensils Rupert touched after that, KStew probably licked them real quick to be closer to him. That's how hot they had it for each other. At least that's what Rupert's wife's brother is saying.
In KStew's bizarre open apology, she said that her box munching date with Rupert was only a one time thing. But Liberty Ross' younger brother, Leopold Ross tells The People (via Radar) that those two have been biting each other's lips long before Rupert got caught with a mouthful of KStew snatch. Leopold feels for his sister, because she gave up her career to take care of the kids and Rupert has slapped her in the face with KStew's labia:
“It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week. She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home.
Doubt it was worth it but it’s life. It might actually make things better in the long run. She wasn’t that happy for a while, but our family is close, she’ll be all right.”
Yes, their family is really close and obviously mine is just as close. Because if my sister had a husband and that husband cheated on her by sucking off Kristen Stewart's tongue in a parked Mini Cooper, I would totally sell my story to a British newspaper. I didn't lace that last line with any sarcasm, so you've been warned, future brother-in-law.
I don't know if I believe Leopold Ross. There was a whole lot of making out (and not much more) in those pictures. If they were wet humping on each other for months, I'd think that they'd just want to get down to business and do sex on each other real quick before rinsing the cheating skank smells off of their fuck parts with a stranger's front yard garden hose. Who makes out in a parked car besides 11th graders? Grow up, KStew and Ruprick!
Below are pictures of moving trucks outside of KStew and RPattz's former love shack of sparkly love. The paps say those trucks are moving out RPattz's stuff. If this is a stunt (it probably is), then I'm disappointed at how anti-climactic this is. Moving trucks? That's it? They should've went ALL the way. RPattz should've thrown all of KStew's clothes into her Mini Cooper, torched that shit and used the scorned flames to light his cigarette. RPattz should've done it Bernadine-style. (Just picture Angela Bassett as RPattz and I know that's not hard to do since they're so much alike.)
That's how it should've went down with RPattz screaming "Get yer shit!" and everything.
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So now it looks like Blandi Anvil is jumping on the KStew bashwagon...but really it takes two.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/07/brandi-glanville-twitter-r...
Submitted by upstatestruggler on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:24pm.
"People struggling to feed their kids and THIS BITCH is topping Forbes. I need to go kick something."
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Amen to that.
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Kristain and Ruperv deserve each other
@ Withiin Lol yeah I got that lead pipe, and I have seen the after hours *cough* discussions. Just wasn't aware that there was a kick-off time. =P
p.s. Just curious...you NEVER sleep, right? ;-)
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So glad to be reading about what a trashbag this awkward creep is instead of all the bs about how she's such a "master of her craft" genius actress. I wonder how much Peephole magazine (celebrity asskisser weekly) paid for her gripping "apology"...
People struggling to feed their kids and THIS BITCH is topping Forbes. I need to go kick something.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:01pm.
True dat! Terry McMillan may have more than her share of personal failings, but bitch can write a rich character.
Angie B. was able to truly capture Bernadine. Loretta Devine and Lela Rochon were passable. . . but Whitney (God rest her soul, I loved me some young Whitney. Hearing her young, raw, undiminished voice singing the opening bars of "You Give Good Love" break my heart every time because WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO HER VOICE GODDAMNIT WHITNEY YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!!)--Whitney's performance is SO fucking flat. Bitch didn't emote once.
Spider3, "jack in the living room with a lead pipe"... that's all I have to say. Let your mind do the rest. And yes, there is a NSFDL. Come in after hours, and you'll know what I mean. ;D
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LOL kikichanel! I believe you. Gary is hott, no matter what he's in. I love that mother f'er. He even blew away those twinks on the runway in that fashion show, remember? Of course you do! He shoulda given them struttin' lessons. hahaha
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@Jack #1 fan = proud mama sir. It's in the dictionary, you can look it up!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:09pm.
"jack in the living room with a lead pipe" - bwahahaahhha Now THAT is a visual! I won't tell you what I saw last night then, it is NSFDL, though it would have helped with that hard problem! olol ;P
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Wait, what? How is ANYTHING NSFDL? Mind blown.
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I still think all of this is a stupid pr gig. Do a sex tape, get pissed on, MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF!!
Spideytat - IDK about "proud" but she is my #1 fan.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:01pm.
kikichanel, forget Madonna, what about that Gary Oldman dream!? Teaser mention, but then nothing, we want to hear more... he is ageless and delicious... hahaha"
Withinreason - A lady never tells (HA!) but suffice to say DreamGary was a tender, attentive yet confident lover. Very hot and I woke with a big ass smile on my face and a general feeling of content.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
"jack in the living room with a lead pipe" - bwahahaahhha Now THAT is a visual! I won't tell you what I saw last night then, it is NSFDL, though it would have helped with that hard problem! olol ;P
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I have no idea what to think about any of this. There's something weird about being 'caught' after years of never being spotted with anyone else, really. Maybe she finally got sick of pretending to be Rob's main squeeze. Who knows.
@ Jack
Aww, sorry darlin'. Sounds like your lady is having a bad weekend. You're a good BF to be so understanding, such a gentleman, your mama must be proud. ;=)
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UBF! Lol motherfucker was real!
On topic BORE
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Fucking Jaego. *side-eyes jacko*
Spideytat - no, ma'am... was referring to KStew. Night was a bust. Bad day + pms + ex husband issues = jack in the living room with a lead pipe.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:01pm.
Agree with all of you too. She's so much better than HoBerry, seemingly lives a happy quiet life with her husband and kids...maybe that's why no Oscar, she's not enough of a ho for Hollewood.
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kikichanel, forget Madonna, what about that Gary Oldman dream!? Teaser mention, but then nothing, we want to hear more... he is ageless and delicious... hahaha
OffT: oh oh, here we go again, ollol ☺
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Agreed about all the Angela Bassett is Bomb comments. Loved her as Tina Turner (although a tad overacted, she deserved the fucking Oscar). She's classy and you never hear any scandal about her. Classy bitch, and I hearted that scene even tho the overall movie sucked donkey balls next to the book.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:58pm.
Wait, wait Jack...you don't think Charlize is a lady? Do Tell.
How was your night sir? ;-)
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Hahahaha wtf kinda toga drawz is he wearing? Cloth diapers are not the look GIRRLLFRANNNN. And adjusting your package if front of a LADY is unacceptable... so I see nothing wrong here.
*breaks out Ouiji board trying to conjour jaego*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I am so tired of this story. IDFC anymore. I hate her, he's a slag, the BF is gay (altho good on him for moving out on her whore ass), and in five minutes we'll be on to something else...I hope.
She's a dumb slut. Dumb todo it, dumb to get caught, and dumb to admit it. And he's a douche.
I love that scene. I particularly love the use of the wagon. That, and the whole burning of the shit/Beemer, with the toss of the cig.
Maybe it's just me.
Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:57pm.
Angela Bassett is nothing less than spectacular, in both the looks department and the talent department. Always has been. It's a travesty that she doesn't have an Oscar. Fucking typical bullshit Hollywood crap. Nothing against Halle B. but she SO doesn't have the acting chops of Bassett, who was classically trained at Yale and has a master's degree from that venerable institution.
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cofuckingsign! Also, Angela isn't a crazy rageaholic who alienates her little girl towards her father with crock accusations of racism. So there's also that.
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It's PHELPS time!
KIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed about Angela Basset. I adore her. I love that she's married to Courtney B. Vance because they seem like they'd be an awesome sauce couple.
"She was awesome as Tina Turner in "What's love got to do with it".
Yes, yes she was. I cannot recommend 'I, Tina' enough. I got for about $4 off of amazon and it was worth every penny and then some. OMG. Amazeballs.
Also, totally off-topic, but I had a sex dream about Gary Oldman last night and instead of being puzzled when I woke up I was all 'Yeah....I've always secretly known he could totally get it even though he's a lot older than me.' I've been in a good mood all day. The night before I had a dream where I verbally went up one of Madonna and down the other. It was amazing. Weird how powerful dreams can be.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
After all the deadpan stares she has been giving to anyone who dares to ask her a question about how she sleepwalked and made faces on her way to becoming the highest paid actress, she ends up making out with a married man in her Mini Cooper? I still don't get all theTwilight mania, but K Stew, I have her figured out. Just another mopey, deadpan teen who is about to find out what happens when you mess around with a married man behind your boyfriend's back. Chalk this up to experience and maybe she can use this experience in a future acting gig, what am I saying. No matter what happens, she just frowns, fidgets a little and hangs her head, My dog can act better than this girl.
Lisa_lisa, it is completely disgusting! The best part? Kristen DOES notice when he goes for the grab and squeeze and goes AUURHG, then looks away. She's very aware of him, LMAO!
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I dont think Leopold is THAT bad. Liberty however...
Thank God i gave my kids some boring biblical names. There is always the option of saving the real stoopid names for your pets..
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:08pm.
LOL right! I was thinking the same thing. . . are those baggy WHITE boxers he's wearing?? Sickening. And you just KNOW a guy gross enough to fondle his junk at the dinner table probably has skidmarks all up and down those things.
He wouldn't have ever gotten any play from me, because as soon as I saw that unsexiness, I would have dried up like a cactus. Boxer briefs only, guys. And they should NEVER, EVER, EVER be white.
Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:57pm.
Amen. Angela Bassett is pure class, and horribly underestimated by the entertainment industry. She's a smart, pretty, talented lady and she's def better than Halle Berry.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:55pm.
Who the fuck names their kids Liberty and Leopold? Seriously.
They should have named the other kid Justice. The parents could always show up with Liberty and Justice for all.
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ITA lisa_lisa, it IS a shame Angela Bassett doesn't have an Oscar. Wonderful actress.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:06pm.
Leopold makes me think of Leopold & Loeb.
Me too. LOL
And isn't that the kind of incident you want your kid's name to bring to mind? That's why I'm naming my kid either Gacy or Branch Davidian.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:55pm.
Who the fuck names their kids Liberty and Leopold? Seriously.
They should have named the other kid Justice. The parents could always show up with Liberty and Justice for all.
RPatz hasn't released a FAKE statement about this yet has he? I FAKE like him a bit more already! hahaha
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Agreed Lisa Lisa Lisa !
Angela Bassett is nothing less than spectacular, in both the looks department and the talent department. Always has been. It's a travesty that she doesn't have an Oscar. Fucking typical bullshit Hollywood crap. Nothing against Halle B. but she SO doesn't have the acting chops of Bassett, who was classically trained at Yale and has a master's degree from that venerable institution.
Who the fuck names their kids Liberty and Leopold? Seriously.
I'm already tired of this made-up shenanigans and it's not even August yet.
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" KStew giving off the sexuality of a wet Styrofoam peanut and the allure of a snoring, drooling sloth"
LOL! Genius.
Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:34pm.
With blonde hair she's actually quite photogenic:
http://www.twilightish.com/2010/11/beautiful-blonde-kristen-stewart-clos...
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HA! I thought that was a young hohan
moving trucks???, RPatt hooked up with a truckdrivin woman, a real woman who knows how to handle a man, miss smirkila kristen!ha ;>
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So now the fucking brother in law is weighing in? I guess no one was buying it so they had to bring in the heavy artillery.
Not defending KStew's alleged ho-rrific actions in any way (you shit where you eat, you deal with the aftertaste), but cleaned up and smiling she can be attractive. With blonde hair she's actually quite photogenic:
http://www.twilightish.com/2010/11/beautiful-blonde-kristen-stewart-clos...
But all this f'ery brings a lotta ugly to both her and Rupert.
I do have one last question: didn't Charlize ralize what he was doing? Granted, she's not looking at him full on, but surely out of the corner of her eye. He's not exactly being discreet.
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:30pm.
It honestly wouldn't surprise me.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:06pm.
Leopold makes me think of Leopold & Loeb.
Me too. LOL
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:11pm.
I mean, I'd never heard of Liberty Ross before... I would have guessed it's a summer holiday line at Dress for Less.
lol!!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:00pm.
Honesty, I feel like this, the Jacksons, Tomkat is all a distraction to keep us from thinking about whatever is truly going down in the world. Lime some law will be passed where we can only take dump between 8am - 4pm, or something like that. Of course, that's just the conspiracy theorist in me.