Kristen Stewart And Rupert Sanders Were Doing It For Months, So Says His Wife's Brother
Above is a video of Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders, Charlize Theron and some other people from Ho White and The Husband having dinner together at a restaurant in Berlin a couple of months ago. KStew giving off the sexuality of a wet Styrofoam peanut and the allure of a snoring, drooling sloth was just too much for Rupert to handle and so he had to give himself a quick yank right there at the table. And whatever utensils Rupert touched after that, KStew probably licked them real quick to be closer to him. That's how hot they had it for each other. At least that's what Rupert's wife's brother is saying.
In KStew's bizarre open apology, she said that her box munching date with Rupert was only a one time thing. But Liberty Ross' younger brother, Leopold Ross tells The People (via Radar) that those two have been biting each other's lips long before Rupert got caught with a mouthful of KStew snatch. Leopold feels for his sister, because she gave up her career to take care of the kids and Rupert has slapped her in the face with KStew's labia:
“It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week. She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home.
Doubt it was worth it but it’s life. It might actually make things better in the long run. She wasn’t that happy for a while, but our family is close, she’ll be all right.”
Yes, their family is really close and obviously mine is just as close. Because if my sister had a husband and that husband cheated on her by sucking off Kristen Stewart's tongue in a parked Mini Cooper, I would totally sell my story to a British newspaper. I didn't lace that last line with any sarcasm, so you've been warned, future brother-in-law.
I don't know if I believe Leopold Ross. There was a whole lot of making out (and not much more) in those pictures. If they were wet humping on each other for months, I'd think that they'd just want to get down to business and do sex on each other real quick before rinsing the cheating skank smells off of their fuck parts with a stranger's front yard garden hose. Who makes out in a parked car besides 11th graders? Grow up, KStew and Ruprick!
Below are pictures of moving trucks outside of KStew and RPattz's former love shack of sparkly love. The paps say those trucks are moving out RPattz's stuff. If this is a stunt (it probably is), then I'm disappointed at how anti-climactic this is. Moving trucks? That's it? They should've went ALL the way. RPattz should've thrown all of KStew's clothes into her Mini Cooper, torched that shit and used the scorned flames to light his cigarette. RPattz should've done it Bernadine-style. (Just picture Angela Bassett as RPattz and I know that's not hard to do since they're so much alike.)
That's how it should've went down with RPattz screaming "Get yer shit!" and everything.
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I kind of liked her, because she was controversial and bonus point, all the twihards seems to hate her before the cheating thingy..I hate the twihards who are so delusionals that are living this shit like is the end of the world. These are normal people in their 20's, remember your 20's?? I was a very dumb bitch, i cheated emotionally all the time, i wasn't even sure what I wanted and always ended up with a fucking mess. Bottomline she was bored with the sparkles dude, she is a stupid kinky bitch, that older man is so gross, but probably has a donkey junk...RPATZZ GOT THE HEL OUT OF THAT BITCH HOLE!!
Karma is a Bitch
She is 22 years old...and we wonder why we have problems with bullying? Is this a nasty illiterate middle school forum?
I agree with everyone who said his ball excavation is piggish. It's one thing to discreetly scratch or adjust but he's pretty much fondling his junk in front if everyone. I actually had to sit through this with the asshole sitting in front of me on the bus this morning. I've managed to convince myself he was aggressively adjusting himself but I'm pretty sure he was playing with himself because he kept looking back to see if I was watching. Ick to the motherfucking nast, prick. I moved and he stopped. I hope a metrobus hit him.
Within - the best part is they had to reshoot it three times because Gary kept making the basket he was supposed to miss. Love that sexy beast.
Ok back to bidding my time at jury duty. Keep your fingers crossed that I don't get picked. I figure after suffering through bus wanker yanker, I've paid my dues for the day.
***************kikichanel, I had not seen that LOL, thank you! "I Gary Oldman" lmfao, he's right! Bitches trying to bust in where they don't belong. hahah
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
WTF you lazy ass bastard. get up & go to the jon to scratch & adjust.
even i dont do that shit @ the table.
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im so not into this public relations stunt, but i am grossed out by that serious dig in the balls scratch....i know balls itch and stuff, but bet he used that same hand to reach for charlize's fries...and that's just not cool...
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I'm willing to bet there is a Pattinson-Stewart reconciliation and love-fest right before the movie premiere. This whole romance has sounded like a PR plan from the get-go.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:55pm.
Who the fuck names their kids Liberty and Leopold? Seriously
They also have a brother named Atticus, who is a musician (like Leo) who had a band called 12 Rounds and now works with Trent Reznor.
I think there's another brother, but I forgot his name.
There might be a literary theme here? Leopold Bloom and Atticus Finch. I'm kinda digging it, actually.
Maybe he has a colostomy bag and he was worried it was becoming detached....Not everyone has normal bowels....well its a thought.....I might be wrong.
PR, PR, PR....people get over it...werewolves and vampires, they aren't real and neither is Bella, and whatever his name is....
Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 3:03am.
People are reading way too far into this. His balls just got a bit itchy and he had to tickle them a bit. It happens to the best of us. All men would understand. The only difference between him and mortals is that we don't have paps swarming us 24/7.
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really..you reach down balls deep, at the DINNER TABLE, to scratch an itch???
pass the grey poupon, will you darling? oh, what's that, an eyelash? it's all curly! oh well. blow on it, make a wish!
*crosses Bigorexia off of klassy dinner party invite list*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 4:58am.
Ewww, he couldn't scratch that from the outside?
Maybe he picked up a flea somewhere.
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yeah. maybe he picked up crabs. "somewhere". :B
Ewww, he couldn't scratch that from the outside?
Maybe he picked up a flea somewhere.
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MK if you keep writing the way you have about the "scandal" I believe you are on your way to a Pulitzer & Nobel Prize!
No disrespect as I like Angela Basset but it is a fucking CRIME that the great VIOLA DAVIS did not get an Oscar. Not only is she more talented imo than all the black actresses who have won Academy Awards (Hattie McDaniel, Whoopi, Halle, Monique J. Hud & Octavia Spencer) she's better than 90% of most actresses period. I love everything about her from her looks, the way she speaks and her talent. The wigs gotta go tho.
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People are reading way too far into this. His balls just got a bit itchy and he had to tickle them a bit. It happens to the best of us. All men would understand. The only difference between him and mortals is that we don't have paps swarming us 24/7.
Too bad all this didn't happen before they made more Twilight movies.
If k-stew really love him, then why cheat on him?????
Sal, lol
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
OK Sal, hahaha
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As for the Angela Basset clip, LOL i have never seen that movie EVER! MK you must watch alot of movies. and know all the scenes and recognise when to use them in real life lol.
as i watching the clip, i was like..why is she just throwing the shit out? why doesn't she bleach it? and then i got to the end and saw that she set the whole shit on fire... wow that went ONE extra lvl lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:32am.
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omg the unfortunate looking Fr team. *Cleanse eyes, cleanse eyes.*
As for your aromatherapy skills Loopy, a little too late bud... Should have offered the services way earlier. Relieve the tension? F innocence, these are the Mother F'in GAMES! get movin' OLOL
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:35am.
Sal, LOL twin. Well, good for her, all the best and all that, but I highly doubt that a cardboard styrofoam lip-biter can make this translate into genuine work. *smdh* If she is able, well gfh. disposable twit. that is all.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Sal, LOL twin. Well, good for her, all the best and all that, but I highly doubt that a cardboard styrofoam lip-biter can make this translate into genuine work. *smdh* If she is able, well gfh. disposable twit. that is all.
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Kiki Stew is just blah and is only an "actress" because she happened to be cast in Twatlight. Her dead eyes and ugly ears are probably the parts I hate the most about her. Can't stand seeing her f'ing face without wanting to kick her. Yes, she unleashes all kinds of violent feelings in me. Can't wait for her to go away (and she will, soon, because all of her movies will suck.)
She looks so dumb!
I hope Derp Sanders' wife will take him to the cleaners. He deserves it for touching her after munching on that ugly toad.
Oh, hope you can go CIJ! I sympathize with your friend! I've run into that a bit. lol Real or for play, uniforms are hella fun! hehehee
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:50am.
Let's look a year down the line and think of who'll still be in the limelight. Exactly. Bye bye Ruprick and lol KStupid.
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Within, I read at Lainey that KStew is not expected to be hurt by this scandal, and if anything, she'll be getting more job offers. Same for the guy. Just think of Roman Polanski and Angelina Jolie and you'll understand. :S
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
It was all just flirting. The officer was in uniform! I have a good friend that just creams her jeans over cops in uniforms. It's so funny. I just found out that Duran Duran is playing at the Memphis botanical garden in a couple of weeks. I wanna GO!
SDR, ;) *night* lol
If it drowns out the Burberry dust cloud, I'm in! Wth, this is nightly... we need a special forces team, I do NOT volunteer. HA!
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If I remember correctly, didn't Kristin just few weeks ago proclaimed how impossibly perfect her life was and how she was bored with such perfection and wanted something bad to happen to fuck it all up? This scandal seems like
the beginning of a good fuck up to me. She must be REALLY enjoying her life right now, God is granting her wish. I guess she will probably orgasm when Hollywood realizes the sparkly vampire movies are over, so is her fame and stops giving her anymore work. Enjoy the fuck up, Kristin.
Right on CIJ, if it involves a uniform... automatic YES! lol (don't tell anyone) Glad you had a good time though, too bad for the arrests!
Uh... if they are into CO$, I'm thinking it's a no go.
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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 1:04am.
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your not that much older than me!! lol im 29
Thank you Within!
Good night to you.
Enjoy the eye candy.
Please keep Loopy in line...
ETA - Good night Spidey sense!
LMAO SDR Nite nite
Goodnight from Spider camp also, have fun all ;-)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:53am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:45am.
childhood? lol how old are we??
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Alright smart ass... I'm old enough to smack you right side up. You'll be begging to be down under again.
33 FYI. ;-)
Now leave me with my happy memories and respect your elders young man! Goodnight/Good day Loopy.
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*sends Loopy a box of Pampers*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:58am.
hahaha
Last night I went to Memphis to visit a friend. We had a great time! We saw this great musician/singer Hope Clayburn and her band play. They were great!
http://www.gomemphis.com/news/2009/dec/18/hope-clayburns-music-is-medici...
Afterward we went to my friend's "Cheers" type bar where we sat out on the back patio, flirting with the guys, doing to-kill-ya shots, and watching the trans hookers and drunkass fighters get arrested. One guy I met was a former Scientologist back in the 70s. He said the Scientology Center in Memphis, which had an opening ceremony with Isaac Hayes and Priscilla Presley, is now an empty building. He was with the Anonymous protests. Very interesting to talk to. I also flirted with a cop whose partner is a dog. It was a great night. But I am hungover. :S It was worth it, though.
LOL Loopy, SDR is a sweetheart! I'll give you a clue, the pic included all the swimmers and Lochte was NOT the one who stood out. I am saying I liked the swim. Loved the hardbodied effort. I'll leave it at that.
And I am glad you are about a 1/2 day difference from me. It means I see you at the start and at the end of the day. ♥muah♥
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as for this fake ass relationship and affair.
i think rpatts is just glad he doesnt have to fake kiss that bitchface mole again.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:45am.
childhood? lol how old are we??
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:42am.
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Good to hear Sal. He's so disrespectful, I can't even. Let's look a year down the line and think of who'll still be in the limelight. Exactly. Bye bye Ruprick and lol KStupid.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:41am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:32am.
I'm from Melbourne Australia, which is why i always post comments at odd times to you all.
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Ah-ha! I thought you were just an insomniac. Lol!
Keep me laughing Loopy. You bring back some good memories from childhood.
xoxo.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:43am.
lochte seriously has magic mirrors on his wall, or a lying bitch mirror, cuz he certainly isnt the fairest swimmer of them all.
he thinks he is gods gift to women, but the face is a 3 or 4 out of 10. there are WAY hotter guys in the US male swimming corp.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:32am.
I'm from Melbourne Australia, which is why i always post comments at odd times to you all.
lol exactly! fuck the trolls, they are just trying to knock me off my game.
Loopy don't get distracted. I just saw a pic of all the swimmers standing together side-by-side, and let me say that Lochte is not the one that stood out. (Oh, so mean.)
But I enjoyed the competition. The Australians should be damn proud of their team. <3
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:16am.
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My goodness Within! LOL. I would NEVER do that, please don't get the wrong idea... other guys just don't give a rat's ass, but I'm not like that.
Under the circumstances, it seems to be a desperate move on his part. Granted, he could've been a lot more subtle, but I don't think sweet Charlize noticed anyway. My guess is that the guy wanted to leave the table but was afraid of "putting on a show", if you know what I mean. He had no other way to "reposition" his device before getting up.
Now that we know he's a cheater, well it figures that this would help illustrate how much of a pig he is. LOL.
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PS: Is anyone else getting those "Unable to connect to server" error messages? :S
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:32am.
I'm from Melbourne Australia, which is why i always post comments at odd times to you all.
lol exactly! fuck the trolls, they are just trying to knock me off my game.
@ WithinReason and spider3tattoo
yes silver is better than no medal at all, ohh my poor aussie prime beef steak.
but the american team seems disappointed with the silver, i dont think they expected the french guys to win, who arent that hot (see evidence below)
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/07/29/Lochte-has-a-new-nemesis...
apparently our aussie boys were really tensed and nervous, sigh..if only i was there to help relieve the tension, ALL INNOCENT of course! i once did a weekend course in aromatherapy massage Okaayyyy...