Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because my sense of everything didn't mature past the age of 12, I said yesterday that South Korean archer Im Dong-Hyun (that's "Im Dong" for short or "I'm Don Juan" for long) should win the gold medal for best name at the Olympics. I take that back. Im Dong-Hyun has dropped down to silver and gold goes to American Olympic volleyball player: DESTINEE HOOKER!
If Quentin Tarantino directed a Bond movie, the main Bond girl's name would be Destinee Hooker. Some people have been saying that Destinee Hooker's parents did her wrong by naming her Destinee Hooker. But I'm saying the opposite. Why wouldn't you give your daughter a gold medal-winning name like Destinee Hooker? If my last name was Hooker, I'd have kids JUST so I could name them Destinee Hooker, TJ Hooker, Dai Shif Hooker, Happy Hooker, Tudolla Hooker and on and on and on... ("Oh, so this is the reason why we secretly spike all of Michael's booze with sterilization shit* and have permanently put him on the DO NOT LET THIS BITCH ADOPT ANYTHING EVEN A TAMAGOTCHI list." - the government)
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@Orangina- I used to really enjoy the Olympics, BUT I am finding this Olympics difficult to get into. It will be over before you know it. Hang in there!
I just don't care about the Olymlics so this is a painful time for me, but I'll get through it.
Volleyball Hookers would be an epic porn title.
YASS!! GO Destinee!!
Tudolla - I now have the name for my first born, thank you MK!
This post made me think of the episode of 30 Rock, when liz lemon goes to the strip club with tracy jordan and tracy gets up with the strippers and starts singing, and liz lemon says "well his got charisma"
and one of the strippers says "noooooo, that's charisma over there" and points and there is charisma the stripper sliding down the pole with her legs open.
anyway um yes, Desinee Hooker, i want to be your sister and i wanna be called Desiree Hooker! ohhhhh yeah come get some.
I tried to play volleyball in college and i swear, my hands were so raw and sore by the end it burned just touching a door to push it open. Shits though!!!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Hahaha!! Tudolla! I'll toss in Juana.
Shes quite pretty! Dacing hurdler was pretty...it's a lotta pretty bitches that are olympians...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Girl has a cool name. I'd own it.
These athletes amaze me. There is a German gymnast who is 37 years old and is kicking it. A fucking machine.
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This Hooker can hit the snot out of a volleyball, was fun to watch.
Bwahahaha! Love it MK!
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
LOL @ Dai Shif!
She's one hot mama, though.
HAHA MK, What is "sterilization shit"?
Go Destinee Dante Hooker!
Signed Laughing Hookereé
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Shame the picture cuts off at her fantastic ass.
LOL. "Dai Shif"
Best Bond Girl name ever "Pussy Galore" and it's amazing that was almost 50 years ago.
LOL!
Dai Shif Hooker.
MK, made my morning.
The hubs and I were laughing about this yesterday! The best was when the announcer excitedly said, "Destinee Hooker goes downtown on that one!!". Lol.
When I was a kid we knew a guy whose last name was Hooker, but we mostly made fun of his mother for driving a pickup truck with curlers in her hair. We didn't know what a hooker was.
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Fair play to her for not changing it. It probably gets her, uh, "remembered".
LMAO at this entire post. Congrats Destinee!
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