Sunday, July 29th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Stephen Dorff (39)
Allison Mack (30)
Rachel Miner (32)
Danger Mouse (35)
Afroman (38)
Josh Radnor (38)
Wanya Morris (39)
Wil Wheaton (40)
Martina McBride (46)
Alexandra Paul (49)
Cynthia Rowley (54)
Tim Gunn (59)
Ken Burns (59)
Patti Scialfa (59)
Leslie Easterbrook (63)
Tony Sirico (70)
David Warner (71)

Posted by: Michael K


zey's picture

In '97 I saw Dorff and a bunch of his dorff-bag friends on Melrose Ave in Hollywood, basically being a bunch of dorffs. A nice girl was walking around with a clipboard asking people if they'd like to see a preview screening of a new movie. I said thanks but no thanks and she moved on to the dorffs, who proceeded to laugh and goof on the girl (who obv didn't recognize Dorff) until finally Dorff says "Listen I do FEATURE FILMS, ok? I don't go to "preview screenings"!" to which the dorff-bags erupted in laughter at the girl, who just shrugged and walked away still not knowing who the hell that was. I've never been able to shake that scene out of my head since whenever I see this prick.

Meh.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

I don't care how big of a douchebag he is, Stephen Dorff is hot. I'd hit it and leave gladly.
Oh and happy b-day Wil Wheaton!!

Cowjam's picture

Happy birthday to the egregiously responsible Tim Gunn.

Scott in NYC's picture

Happy Birthday, Tim Gunn!! One of the sexiest men on TV.

Few Words's picture

what a lame list of BD

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PrettyHateMachine's picture

Happy Birthday, Ted! I still love HIMYM.

And Happy Birthday, Tim. You are the best part of Project Runway.

Gardening Girl's picture

God bless you Tim Gunn! Wishing you the most fabulous of birthdays!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Nice body...shame about the derp face!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Nanners's picture

Keep making it work, Mr. Gunn!

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