Well, Well, Well....
For the first time in YEARS, a dinner date kissed Katie Holmes on the cheek and afterward her face didn't smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar (aka Tommy Cruise breath). I know, I'd be disappointed too if I was her, because when a dinner date kisses me on the face I pray it'll make my cheek smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar.
Katie Holmes, who hasn't stopped smiling ever since she learned how to naturally smile on her own (seriously, she's just showing off now), went to dinner last night in NYC with a bunch of friends including a dude everyone is calling a "mystery man." They make it sound all sexy and shit. That's not a mystery man. That's a manager, agent, lawyer, publicist or some other kind of business type. I know this, because if he was trying to get on her like that, he wouldn't be awkward smiling like me on kindergarten picture day when I was scared of the camera and didn't know how to form my mouth into a smile. That's not a smile of seduction. I also know this, because it's probably been a long time since Katie has gotten good dick, bad dick, soft dick and any kind of dick. If this was a special kind of date, she'd be so excited that she'd be air kissing him with her cooch. But really, who cares about the mystery man thing when there's something more important to scream at. I'm talking Katie taking a cab...AGAIN.
I'm hoping that somewhere between that restaurant and her apartment, she traded that cab for a Bentley. The last thing Suri needs is to know that her mother is making a habit out of taking cabs like a commoner.
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That's one of her attorneys, Jonathon Wolfe. His wife, Renee, is behind him in thumb 7, all 3 were at dinner together.
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
This dude is not a date. Maybe accountant?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He has a ring on so he's obviously married to someone. I bet he's her cousin.
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I look like the mother of a solid gold dancer.
Girl is good. Good at playing it up in the spotlight. Back entrances and private drivers, no way! She's just like everybody else! *eyeroll*
Famewhore. I'm pretty sick of her and the midget on lifts.
Nice ring! And I'm sure they weren't dining aloooone, anyway.
She never really smiled with her teeth showing when she was w/ the Midge. Part of me thinks she was told not to b/c of a weird tooth situation, hence the smirk. I'm not even sure it was a tooth issue, her smile just always used to look strange to me. Maybe she's had something done.
I found the article IHCC posted to be very interesting! Didn't know there was a leaked cell phone convo between Cruise and Kidman as they were unraveling. And all the facts about Holmes' building, and trotting out Suri show if she really wanted privacy, she could have it. Though I still like to think Cruise truly is gay. ;)
http://www.vulture.com/m/2012/07/katie-holmes-cruise-has-left-the-buildi...
And that guy is in no way a date! Trust that. Katie is already engrossed in tons of projects, he's just a business dude.
Good for her she looks happy and free. I can't imagine the horror of having the entire Cult of Scientology after me and my kid.
Has it occurred to anybody that perhaps Katie needed bearding too? Perhaps she's a sapphic sister, and her desire to hump sweet Charlize was stronger that wanting to stay in the contract.
I don't know, it's just that any woman who's willingly with Tommy girl seems to not be into men.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 8:31pm.
Some of you can hate on her for being out and about and getting papped but to me it shows me that she's still alive and the Scienos havent snatched her ass and put her in a jar someplace.
But, why a married dude?
I think she's double-dog daring the sci-fientologists to see how far she can push the envelope.
Tommy Girl must be shitting a whole Sandusky chimney child cleaning services load of bricks right now.
Can you imagine his massive ego being so pwnd right now? I bet he's crying into his sponge bob square pants panties right as we speak.
Aww.
I guess I should have pity on da fool.
hahahahaha
NOT.
He smiles like he's her agent or something and this photo-op means $$... I picture her with a Pacey-type, no?
*sees myself with a Pacey-type* lol
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Some of you can hate on her for being out and about and getting papped but to me it shows me that she's still alive and the Scienos havent snatched her ass and put her in a jar someplace.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Downgrade.
Submitted by coca on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 8:16pm.
Katie looks like she was picked up by the Cash Cab and won the Video Bonus Question .
Mystery Man looks happy enough to be one of her divorce attorneys .
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You guys are killing me tonight.
I used to love to watch Cash Cab. lmfao
"Won the Video Bonus Question"
ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*lies on floor and just laughs out loud like a loon*
My neighbors are going to fersure think I'm batshit crazy now. lolz
*deep cleansing breath*
"Mystery Man looks happy enough to be one of her divorce attorneys."
Bahahahahaha
Oh fucking christ. I'm not going to live this day down well without pissing myself. haha
I honestly don't understand mystery dood.
Why is he wearing his wedding ring for fuck's sake?
Is this a little too staged???????
I'm perplexed.
Should I pop some popcorn?
Well. Somebody doesn't waste any time!
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It's PHELPS time!
I'm torn - I'd like to see her with some young athlete but she's obviously sticking with money. Katie reminds me of my sister, but she's worn a short Audrey Hepburn pixie cut her entire life.
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:11pm.
Did she have her veneers taken off or something?
These two are either related OR
He looks like he is happy as fucking shit cause he thinks he may getting down with someone who hasn't had any for ages. My unfortunate experience, though, tells that after 8 months or so, with none, you go at it like you never had anything so awesome before in your life and you just want to worship that dick. But after a too extended dry time, you need a bit more time/learning curve to get back into it ....mostly the idea of it. I'm not telling which of these categories I fall into at present.
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Bwahaha! I bet you're riding that dick like you're trying to win the Kentucky Derby. lols
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Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Katie looks like she was picked up by the Cash Cab and won the Video Bonus Question .
Mystery Man looks happy enough to be one of her divorce attorneys .
Submitted by Nacho_Mamma on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 8:09pm.
Ok Katie is just plain showing off now. Dinner with a fugly man - smack Tom. She's rather spend her time with a fug than with Tom's xandu ass.
But, if she's gonna be smiling a lot she really needs to pick up some colgate white strips. Just saying.
bahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*swipes tear*
Girl, you funny.
Thanks. I needed that.
*picks self off of floor*
hahahahaha
Uh oh. Back on floor.
So fucking lol-ing at the colgate white strips quip. hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Poor Katie
Straight from Xenu and into the hands of Procter & Gamble!
ubmitted by lislop on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 8:06pm.
He probably is a business type. NOT cute at all.
right?
I'm not feeling it AT ALL. The guy is barely semi-attractive and MARRIED apparently.
WTF?
Katie, step away from the barely water.
Ok Katie is just plain showing off now. Dinner with a fugly man - smack Tom. She's rather spend her time with a fug than with Tom's xandu ass.
But, if she's gonna be smiling a lot she really needs to pick up some colgate white strips. Just saying.
OMG about the wedding band, you guys!
SHIT.
Didn't even notice that (I'm not one for noticing wedding bands... SHUT UP).
Wow. So this guy is barely fuckable and married?
What gives?
DAYUM, Katie.
He probably is a business type. NOT cute at all.
By the time I hit "Submit", I'm sure someone will have pointed out the fact that the guy is prominently wearing a wedding ring in the pics...
Thanks for the link IHeartCharityChic!
Thanks for that IHateCharityChic. : )
Oh yeah, there is no doubt that her, with the help of her Dad, have been planning for this. That's why it all happened to speedily, unlike Nicole's divorce. Katie just played the part. They both overacted their parts.....to uncomfortable levels.
Gonna go read through the rest now.
A mystery man who is older, unattractive and clearly WEARING A WEDDING BAND........
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:52pm.
Yes, I agree. I said pretty, but really 'cute' is a better description. She is one of those people that has to have the camera catch her at the right angle. She has nice eyes and bone structure but her hairstyle can sabotage her looks.
Yep and double yep.
Totally agree on the hair too.
And, when she smiles for real (not fake 'I'm with Tom Tom' smiles) she really shines. She has a true sweetness about her.
Regarding the hair...
She really does look best with longer hair IMHO even though she can pull off some short cuts (shortcuts haha) but... I think she looks most stunning with longer hair (again...mho)... Like it matters. lol
But, hey...I said it!
MK's right, that guy ain't nuffin.
Strange bunch of pix, most of 'em barely even look like her.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
While I'm not a Katie fan, it's nice to see her smiling and happy. That being said, it's so nice that her reps are calling the press to get these "candid" shots. Well played, Katie. I'm actually surprised and impressed that she took down the Midget Thetan in such a spectacular manner.
You should all read the New York magazine piece this week. "Katie Holmes Cruise Has Left the Building."
http://www.vulture.com/2012/07/katie-holmes-cruise-has-left-the-building...
Gives a rundown of Cruise's weirdness, but the last page is devoted to how Holmes has been playing us all really since the very beginning of the marriage. Definitely worth the read.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:38pm.
So was always very cute...I wouldn't go so far as to say 'pretty' but definitely super cute.
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Yes, I agree. I said pretty, but really 'cute' is a better description. She is one of those people that has to have the camera catch her at the right angle. She has nice eyes and bone structure but her hairstyle can sabotage her looks.
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Did PC Magazine hold a contest to win a dream date with Katie? Must have missed it.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:38pm.
So was always very cute...I wouldn't go so far as to say 'pretty' but definitely super cute.
Then Tombstone got with her and made her into a zombie...
I'm glad she's got her groove back.
Good for Suri too.
YAY! I love happy beginnings. ;)
Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:36pm.
Katie looks so different when she genuinely smiles. Tom must be fuming. He is going to get with another robot by the end of the year.
Totally agree with this.
I bet his pink thong is all in a twist right now and Travolta's teeth are somehow stuck in it. HAH
She was very pretty on Dawson's Creek. It was only after she signed her contract with Tammy that she looked pasty and sad.
It's nice to see her smiling again.
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Katie looks so different when she genuinely smiles. Tom must be fuming. He is going to get with another robot by the end of the year.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
What the hell part of nyc is she in? It is hot and fucking humid here right now and this bitch is wearing a leather jacket.
Wow, she looks so different. Happy. And that kiss is an obligatory peck, nothing to see here people. Move it along.
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Good to see her dating someone her height. No more midgets for her I presume?
Hey, if the divorce is final, she's free to date but those frozen smiles are too freaky. lmao at his fresh kiss n' clutch moves!
MK, lol at childhood stories! Did you make 'lunatic eyes' at the photographer? haha
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She looks 10000000000x better/healthier than she did 6 mos ago.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:14pm.
Suri: Mommy why are you going out to dinner with that icky man?
Katie bot: Look Suri...mommy has needs OK?
LOL, Mani
Is a strange guy harder to explain than a huge dildo and a bottle of lube?
mmmmmmmmmm?
What?
*hides secret stash fast*
I iz innocent!
*hides boyfriends chained in basement*
Ignore the screams...they die down eventually.
LOL?
Don't report me! LOL
Suri: Mommy why are you going out to dinner with that icky man?
Katie bot: Look Suri...mommy has needs OK?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:10pm.
EVERY fucking move she makes is reported.
LOL.
I bet there are 10 fuckwit zombies with blackberries recording her every move.
It must feel so comforting...
SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT
I bet she sweats blood when she tries to sleep.
Submitted by zey on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:08pm.
Dude looks like Jon Lovitz.
LMFAO
You're right!
I hope he doesn't whisper in Katie's ear, "I just wanna be loved. Is that so awful?"
haha?
Nohah
lol
EVERY fucking move she makes is reported.
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Did she have her veneers taken off or something?
These two are either related OR
He looks like he is happy as fucking shit cause he thinks he may getting down with someone who hasn't had any for ages. My unfortunate experience, though, tells that after 8 months or so, with none, you go at it like you never had anything so awesome before in your life and you just want to worship that dick. But after a too extended dry time, you need a bit more time/learning curve to get back into it ....mostly the idea of it. I'm not telling which of these categories I fall into at present.
Dude looks like Jon Lovitz.
He's fucking dorky looking. She could do so much better. Then again, I guess any fleshling will do after Xenu and barley water.