Well, Well, Well....
For the first time in YEARS, a dinner date kissed Katie Holmes on the cheek and afterward her face didn't smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar (aka Tommy Cruise breath). I know, I'd be disappointed too if I was her, because when a dinner date kisses me on the face I pray it'll make my cheek smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar.
Katie Holmes, who hasn't stopped smiling ever since she learned how to naturally smile on her own (seriously, she's just showing off now), went to dinner last night in NYC with a bunch of friends including a dude everyone is calling a "mystery man." They make it sound all sexy and shit. That's not a mystery man. That's a manager, agent, lawyer, publicist or some other kind of business type. I know this, because if he was trying to get on her like that, he wouldn't be awkward smiling like me on kindergarten picture day when I was scared of the camera and didn't know how to form my mouth into a smile. That's not a smile of seduction. I also know this, because it's probably been a long time since Katie has gotten good dick, bad dick, soft dick and any kind of dick. If this was a special kind of date, she'd be so excited that she'd be air kissing him with her cooch. But really, who cares about the mystery man thing when there's something more important to scream at. I'm talking Katie taking a cab...AGAIN.
I'm hoping that somewhere between that restaurant and her apartment, she traded that cab for a Bentley. The last thing Suri needs is to know that her mother is making a habit out of taking cabs like a commoner.
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Jack. It's a Saturday nite - you're here. WTF.
At least I have an excuse (old n married)
Submitted by spider3tattoo: "That's one of her attorneys, Jonathon Wolfe. His wife, Renee, is behind him in thumb 7, all 3 were at dinner together."
That was my guess! That he was a lawyer and that he looked Jewish to me.
Girl just needed to get fucking laid!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by cici on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 11:15pm.
saying Katie handled the divorce in an extremely cruel fashion towards her father. That will be hard to explain/justify to the child who loves her father.
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cici, I really do hear you. When I think about it I wonder if I would have done any different. The thing is, we all don't know if Suri was already being audited and Katie saw some kind of traumatic response from Suri, if indeed she was being audited (in the months leading up to the divorce that many sources claim is what was the turning point for KH). We don't know. Time will tell. All of us hope for the best interest of the child. I went through this shit with my daughter's father, and my daughter is fine. When she was 12 she said to me, "I want to live with my dad's family." I let her talk with them. They had to divuldge that he was still in and out of jail and did not have a stable life like mine. She heard it clear for herself. She stayed with me and is doing right in this world at 22.
Now, Suri could be "bought" with TG's lifestyle. Fk it, which one of us, if we were a child to a powerhouse like he is, wouldn't consider it? But, don't underestimate the fight is all I'm saying.
edit, ugh *passes around vino
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Her face looks like it filled back out to circa 2002 era.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 11:13pm.
*spins off the rings*
*bounces off pummel horse*
*nails landing*
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LOL watching this shit too; on the second p.noir. Mighty good weekend with the Olympics opening and all! Watching the dude from the Bx on the men's gymn. team; VIVA LA BRONX, NYC
ONT - Katie, pls next time, throw a braid or two in that hair.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
O.K., Katie is cast as the heroine saving her daughter...got it. But Suri apparently adores her dad..so what is she going to think when she reads how her mom blindsided her dad on his 50th birthday and then waltzed around NYC with a smirky grin on her face?? Enjoy the honeymoon Katie...it won't last.
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Straight up realness - Kids will EVENTUALLY go with the parent of conviction and strength. The restrictions, as much as they balk at that shit, is what they respect when the world (including a drunk/dope addict/religious fanatic/abusive/delusional Munchhausen parent person) tries to real-time get over on them. This has been proven true in almost every scenario except for the Hiltons and Lohans. Point is, shit is true in our real lives. Suri may "seek her own false honeymoon" - this is most likely what will happen in the short term being as young and spoiled as she is used to be. But, mark my words, kids rarely go to the unstable person. Katie, love or hate her, is trying to emulate 'stable'.
eta, damn vino
--Good points...just saying Katie handled the divorce in an extremely cruel fashion towards her father. That will be hard to explain/justify to the child who loves her father.
Wow, she really does not give a shit... hahahahaa I love it.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
*spins off the rings*
*bounces off pommel horse*
*nails landing*
I agree with everyone that Katie has gotten years back on her life since the split.
Submitted by cici on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:53pm.
O.K., Katie is cast as the heroine saving her daughter...got it. But Suri apparently adores her dad..so what is she going to think when she reads how her mom blindsided her dad on his 50th birthday and then waltzed around NYC with a smirky grin on her face?? Enjoy the honeymoon Katie...it won't last.
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Straight up realness - Kids will EVENTUALLY go with the parent of conviction and strength. The restrictions, as much as they balk at that shit, is what they respect when the world (including a drunk/dope addict/religious fanatic/abusive/delusional Munchhausen parent person) tries to real-time get over on them. This has been proven true in almost every scenario except for the Hiltons and Lohans. Point is, shit is true in our real lives. Suri may "seek her own false honeymoon" - this is most likely what will happen in the short term being as young and spoiled as she is used to be. But, mark my words, kids rarely go to the unstable person. Katie, love or hate her, is trying to emulate 'stable'.
eta, damn vino
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
That's her lawyer, Jonathan Wolfe. Katie went to dinner with him and his wife.
O.K., Katie is cast as the heroine saving her daughter...got it. But Suri apparently adores her dad..so what is she going to think when she reads how her mom blindsided her dad on his 50th birthday and then waltzed around NYC with a smirky grin on her face?? Enjoy the honeymoon Katie...it won't last.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:17pm.
Jesus Christ, it is actually possible to go out with a friend, business colleague, etc. that is a person of the opposite sex.
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Nuh uh! It always means they are boning each other! There are no exceptions, ever.
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Good point! I forgot about fucking all my friends and business colleagues that are the opposite sex after dinner! ;)
Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:25pm.
My God have you seen this picture today? Katie looks like she's 15 years old:
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2693513/katie-holmes-suri-feeds-g...
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Love the look. Bitch is F.R.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.EE.E..E.E.E.E.EE..E.E.E.EE..E.EE.E.E.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
BAGONGA-KONGAAA!!! Ohhhhh, Chile! TG has got to be flipping. And, oh wait for it, the pics of him with that bimbo cos Nicaraguan brainwashbot will be in Monday's news!
What's Suri's take on all this shit?! You know homebotbitch is like "Hold T.H.E F.K.U.P.!, I need mah kitty heels, dude has a ring on his finger and we all K.N.O.W. that S.H.I.T. means 'the hole'!!! PLUS I HATE FLYING COACH AND CABS!! GIMME ICE CREAM MOM, NOW!!"
*Suri's dialing Sea Org and asking for that $2.99 phone audit fee to be WAIVED!!...to be continued
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
It must burn TC up that she looks younger and younger since her escape and he's 50!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My God have you seen this picture today? Katie looks like she's 15 years old:
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2693513/katie-holmes-suri-feeds-g...
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:45pm.
I'm Armenian and am embarrased by the Kuntrashians
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Don't be! You Armenians also gave us Cher (Sarkisian) and William Saroyan, so you're good people.
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Don't forget System of a Down!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:17pm.
Jesus Christ, it is actually possible to go out with a friend, business colleague, etc. that is a person of the opposite sex.
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Nuh uh! It always means they are boning each other! There are no exceptions, ever.
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It's PHELPS time!
Jesus Christ, it is actually possible to go out with a friend, business colleague, etc. that is a person of the opposite sex.
looks like her uncle jon lovitz got stuck taking lonely newly divorced niece Katie out to dinner.
He did not get the cute gene huh? ;>
that dress has stains,yeech.
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"The Children of the Night...what sweet music they make" -Bram Stoker's Dracula
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:45pm.
I'm Armenian and am embarrased by the Kuntrashians
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Don't be! You Armenians also gave us Cher (Sarkisian) and William Saroyan, so you're good people.
I'd guess that's a gay manager, agent, lawyer, publicist or some other kind of business type. I expect she'll go off the rails like LeAnn Rimes once she actually gets peened.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:03pm.
Actually, that is partially true...Maddox is really a midget and not a child. He is her shaman and instructs her in her satanic worship. He wears black because he thinks he is the reincarnation of chairman Mao.
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Meanwhile Brad is running back to Jen's arms (sleepovers! secret phone sessions! date nights with Brad's mom!) because he is sick and tired of Angie's drug binges during storytime with the children, and he is not on board with her intentions to adopt the entire nation of Sudan.
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It's PHELPS time!
Actually, that is partially true...Maddox is really a midget and not a child. He is her shaman and instructs her in her satanic worship. He wears black because he thinks he is the reincarnation of chairman Mao.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:33pm.
Sans Fards & Hockey Fan, I heard Ang is really a tranny who likes to squish blueberries up her asshole during sex and secretly votes Republican.
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hahahaa that image is hilariously disgusting!
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LOL, so true. But *I* heard that Whorlie hides in her French chateau attic and has a voodoo shrine of Aniston. She allows only Maddox (that shifty little shit) to assist her in draining pigs' blood for the sacrifice. Mad is perfecting his art, drawing Montenegro style pentagrams, on the antique French floors, while, below stairs, Brad gets stoned and the other kids run amok on junk food and brandish REAL GUNS at each other. It's okay, there's no bulllets in them--- Whorlie told me so.
Damn, that's an ergly dress she's wearing!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@Within
Haha, I was rooting for her to be scandalous as well, until I clicked closer and saw his less-than-stellar face...not that that's a bad thing...just if you're gonna one-up TC, go Bomer handsome, ya know?
So I had to go poke around and find out who it was...sorry I spoiled the funs. You can punish me later...right now I need food, drink and comfy clothes so I can get ready for yummy men in tight stuff in a few. ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
I'm Armenian and am embarrased by the Kuntrashians
Dude looks Armenian or Greek.
I'm tired of Katie beaming her way around NYC. We get it. You got paid and now you're free. Big woop. Didn't stop her from agreeing to be RoboBride in the first place and she got rich doing so...
Hi Lucy Sammy
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:36pm
/waves at Skinny Fat
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YO YO YO spider
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:33pm.
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If this appears in the tabs in the near future, we'll know their "source" for sure.
@Spider3, hi there! I'm deflated that Katie is not having a too-soon affair with a ring-wearing awkward heathen accountant/agent. Otherwise well. You? lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:04pm.
Girl is good. Good at playing it up in the spotlight. Back entrances and private drivers, no way! She's just like everybody else! *eyeroll* Famewhore. I'm pretty sick of her and the midget on lifts.
Word. But at least he has the good sense to just go the fuck away and stay quiet.
Hi skinny fat.
Thanks for the read, CharityChic
Submitted by skinny fat on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:36pm
/waves at Skinny Fat
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:36pm.
Come to think of it, until this post I had completely forgotten she existed
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seriously, who gives a fuck?
is this post where everyone's at? katie is so fucking boring. so she escaped. BFD
Come to think of it, until this post I had completely forgotten she existed.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:33pm.
Sans Fards & Hockey Fan, I heard Ang is really a tranny who likes to squish blueberries up her asshole during sex and secretly votes Republican.
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hahahaa that image is hilariously disgusting!
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:32pm.
Ahaha, sorry! Tara's more fun to pick on anyway.
How are you today Ms Reason? ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Maybe she's happy because she got to have a convo with real people. Maybe she's happy because there's a chance she might have dick again.
Sans Fards & Hockey Fan, I heard Ang is really a tranny who likes to squish blueberries up her asshole during sex and secretly votes Republican.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:22pm.
That's one of her attorneys, Jonathon Wolfe.
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Party-pooper. lol
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why should i give a fuck about what katie holmes is doing?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:26pm.
Hockey Fan, I can't tell you how many times I've believed the tabs when they proclaimed "ANGELINA AND BRAD HEADED FOR DIVORCE!!! METH LAB, USED SYRINGES, AND VIALS OF BILLY BOB'S BODILY FLUIDS FOUND AROUND THE CHILDREN!!!" for the umpteenth time.
I think the latest escandalo to read about in the supermarket checkout line is "BILL CLINTON AND HILLARY: THE LIES HE TOLD HER." Or maybe it's about Oprah's lesbian tendencies.
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LOL! I can't believe they're still trotting out the whole Billary mess, and that Oprah is gay. GTF over it, damn. Those stories are played out. But yes, I believe every word of Brangelina, esp when it's bad about that whoring cunt. LOL
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:23pm.
That's why I don't believe one word of the tabloids-- they make shit up, just like we did.
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You dont say! :O
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True dat, homie.
So what did you think of the Olympic horror show last night??? WHAT THE HELL?
The tabs are only good for lining a bird cage.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hockey Fan, I can't tell you how many times I've believed the tabs when they proclaimed "ANGELINA AND BRAD HEADED FOR DIVORCE!!! METH LAB, USED SYRINGES, AND VIALS OF BILLY BOB'S BODILY FLUIDS FOUND AROUND THE CHILDREN!!!" for the umpteenth time.
I think the latest escandalo to read about in the supermarket checkout line is "BILL CLINTON AND HILLARY: THE LIES HE TOLD HER." Or maybe it's about Oprah's lesbian tendencies.
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 9:23pm.
That's why I don't believe one word of the tabloids-- they make shit up, just like we did.
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You dont say! :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 7:53pm.
You should all read the New York magazine piece this week. "Katie Holmes Cruise Has Left the Building."
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That was an interesting take on the whole situation, but once again, even it was speculating on how this whole relationship/marriage/divorce/freedom-taking was speculation, so it didn't really say anything new.
I took a journalism course in college where we concentrated on tabloid journalism. God, was it fun. One of the best parts was where we were given celebrity photos and we asked to write three different captions for the photos. Wow, was that eye opening! It was interesting bc one was a celebrity couple leaving a dinner (I think it was Sylvester Stallone and his then wife, Sasha) and they both looked unhappy and tense. You should have seen some of the captions people came up with... She embarrassed him at dinner because the was drunk! The bill for dinner was over $1k and Sly forgot his wallet. An ex-lover of Sly's interrupted their meal, leaving Sasha in tears! It was comical, the shit that people would make up. That's why I don't believe one word of the tabloids-- they make shit up, just like we did. It ain't rocket science, people.