Well, Well, Well....
For the first time in YEARS, a dinner date kissed Katie Holmes on the cheek and afterward her face didn't smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar (aka Tommy Cruise breath). I know, I'd be disappointed too if I was her, because when a dinner date kisses me on the face I pray it'll make my cheek smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar.
Katie Holmes, who hasn't stopped smiling ever since she learned how to naturally smile on her own (seriously, she's just showing off now), went to dinner last night in NYC with a bunch of friends including a dude everyone is calling a "mystery man." They make it sound all sexy and shit. That's not a mystery man. That's a manager, agent, lawyer, publicist or some other kind of business type. I know this, because if he was trying to get on her like that, he wouldn't be awkward smiling like me on kindergarten picture day when I was scared of the camera and didn't know how to form my mouth into a smile. That's not a smile of seduction. I also know this, because it's probably been a long time since Katie has gotten good dick, bad dick, soft dick and any kind of dick. If this was a special kind of date, she'd be so excited that she'd be air kissing him with her cooch. But really, who cares about the mystery man thing when there's something more important to scream at. I'm talking Katie taking a cab...AGAIN.
I'm hoping that somewhere between that restaurant and her apartment, she traded that cab for a Bentley. The last thing Suri needs is to know that her mother is making a habit out of taking cabs like a commoner.
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"Holmes & Yang clothing line very hot since divorce. Line will show at New York Fashion Week in September." If her leather jacket and clutch are from the line, I can get on board.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
imma fed up w/ play by play news of her shananigans.
yo katie why dontcha pull a greta garbo for a while.
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The main picture is the only picture where he looks good.
Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:50am.
It is not kosher to talk shit with your head up your ass, dear.
I nearly died laughing.
gladyslove is a troll. I thought everyone knew.
Katie STILL looks totally creepy and can't dress for shit. She's a lost cause.
Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:11am.
Your bigotry makes you no better, douche. Religion won't be the fall of mankind - mankind itself will be. Anything we touch is corrupted.
And I bet Katie can't wait for some actual penis action.
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Mr. Unibrow looks like a creeper, so he's definitely and agent or lawyer.
He's not anywhere near her level, and she's not looking for anyone beneath her anymore in looks or height!
Keep smiling Katie!
Submitted by bitchSpray on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 6:10am.
seriously, what next?
Radar: Katie's hymen grew back after years of sexless marriage to midget telekenesis closet gay guy (Xmen code name: Jean Gay)
TMZ Breaking News! Katie takes a shit and drops 3 nuggets.
Radar: Katie puts on wrong socks, blames tom cruise
People Magazine exclusive: Katie shaved her bush, believe to be air strip.
TMZ: Katie catches craps (with pics) AT THE BEACH!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 4:37am.
Um Katie's PR machine is working hardcore.
lol!
The foot in the strappy high heels is the hottest item in that entire set of photos
Come on Katie, get someone you can wear louboutins with
Um Katie's PR machine is working hardcore.
looooooooool urmomma!
Now I see where Suri gets her crazy creeper eyes from...Look no further than thumbnail 2 *shudders* first that creepy Olympic baby...now this
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
gladyslove, ya fuckin' bitch - homosexuality has been recorded in over 1,500 species. The Bible is just a book written by man in recent history, and if you are not a religious nut, then there is no logical reason why you should believe that some males should not pair with some males and some females should not pair with some females. Religion will be the downfall of man, if anything. The world would be a MUCH better place without it.
she just got out of one relationship with a gay man, why rush into anothrr?
plus, this guy is liking the pap attention just a little too much
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
The original point was that at some time in her marriage, Katie was unwilling to stay with TC because of the Scientology, the homosexuality, the deception, or who knows? I just cannot imagine living with any of it period.
Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:54am.
Ya it has existed since Biblical times and that is why there is a reference to homosexuality in a negative context in Leviticus 18:22.
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Do not stroll in here and try to define GOD. Wrong Universe. Wrong site. Wrong time. It is not kosher to talk shit with your head up your ass, dear. Pull your head out and wipe your mouth before speaking. You are on a MK's site. He be gay and stuff. Derp. Or you are just baiting and trolling?! Pathetic. We are not drinkin' your Koolaid, thank you. Boxed wine, screw tops and beer might get you in the door fatser. Scientology has nothing to do with GOD. It has to do with aliens, money, money, and denial.Pick a stronger argument and diffrent blog. Maybe try sister-wives....I hear they are just as fucked up, but with less judgement.
p.s. I am in a mood, so try me. I have not verbally rumbled in a while....I'm your Huckleberry.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
z listed well said
gladysglove, the research shows you are wrong. Ppl who
deny their homosexuality and attempt to live straight lives suffer a great deal. They are happy when they come out. Escaping from a life that is a lie is a good thing.
Look at Katie Holmes.
*light bulbs flashing on and off*
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Holmes & Yang clothing line very hot since divorce. Line will show at New York Fashion Week in September.
Well done LaChay, at least we tried!
@Spider3, I'm sure Tommygirl is ecstatic to be overshadowed by his ex-wife. *Not really* maybe he is glad the CO$ press subsided somewhat.
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Within, yes! That's it!
he kind of has derp face
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:14am.
Spider3, can't believe I asked. ;P
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Lol, I know, it's almost an automatic thing these days, I bet he's thrilled that the Olympics started and knocked his business to a side column instead of the lead story.
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SUCKNFUCK, SUCKNFUCK, SUCKNFUCK!
There LaChay, so he sees it in the recent comments for a few hahaaha
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Spider3, can't believe I asked. ;P
He's at least photographed a lot less. The power of Suri, is strong. lmao
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Maybe if we say his name three times like Beetlejuice we can conjure him up for bible study.
SUCKNFUCK, SUCKNFUCK, SUCKNFUCK!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:09am.
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LaChay, we need Sucky. He quotes from the bible very well. Bitch is VERSED! hahah
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@ Within Isn't TC still filming? Not sure, there was something about him on another gossip blog yesterday, but I didn't read what it said. I got a bit of CO$ overload, so I stopped reading for a bit...
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Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:09am.
Scientology and homosexuality are two life choices that cannot be survived for any length of time without great emotional damage
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You are absolutely right-on about people choosing Scientology. I cannot imagine that this cult is good for anyone's emotional health.
Funny you use the word "choice". A child being brought into this cult by parents cannot make a choice. They will need outside help to escape.
On the other hand, someone as obviously up-to-date, well informed and intelligent as you are must realize that homosexuality is no more a choice than your race, your eye color or whether you are right or left-handed.
You must not have gotten the word, so I am most pleased to have enlightened you on this manner.
And BWT, the bible is a book of stories, nothing more, written by men a long time ago.
Ok, moving on...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
How Dare you, I appreciate the correction. I knew that, lol.
Speaking of Leviticus, it also contains verses about how women are worth less than men, and verses that permit slavery.
Oh people who don't read their whole Bible.
I love it when dumb bigoted assholes cherry pick from the Bible to push their own views on others. Feck off. Why dont you go burn some witches while you're at it.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Spider3, others, don't fall for it. It's a boring old routine. Done before, many times. meh
Anyway, Katie should go on a vacation and give the paps a chance to reload their cameras. They're sticking to her 24/7. Where's TC these days? lol
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 1:01am.
Gladyslove, have you read all of Leviticus and do you follow all of its tenants?
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No offense, LaChaylo, but I think you mean tenets. I know I'm a bit tipsy. :)
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Gladyslove, have you read all of Leviticus and do you follow all of its tenants?
And do you also follow all the sins Paul wrote that prevents one from entering the kingdom of heaven? Those include wrath and lying. No one sin is greater than the other.
Call us when you follow each of those rules and tenants to the letter, then maybe we'd give a fuck. But you can't say that, because that makes you a liar, you hellbound bigot.
Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:54am.
Ya it has existed since Biblical times and that is why there is a reference to homosexuality in a negative context in Leviticus 18:22.
"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
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ASSHOLE, WHERE WAS YOUR BIBLICAL GOD WHEN THE COLORADO THEATER SHOOTING HAPPENED? You got issues with your sexuality and are projecting your insecurities. GROW THE FK UP; BIGGER ISSUES TO FOCUS ON. Pull out a fking reference in your bible to help us understand the rationale of the deaths of individuals, hetero/homosexual notwithstanding, IN SITUATIONS OF INNOCENT VICTIMS. WE'LL LISTEN IF YOU CAN FIND ONE.
FIND ONE.
Mthrfkingshit. Can't w/ empty fkers. /off
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It's really too bad there isn't an ignore option on this site, so we can simply not see some of the more ignorant of people.
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Still find this attorney guy a little too smiley for the camera while fully knowing that Katie's being papped, ick
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Ya it has existed since Biblical times and that is why there is a reference to homosexuality in a negative context in Leviticus 18:22.
"Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
@gladyslove
Lame troll is lame.
Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:23am.
Ya precisely. You are dense aren't you?
Homosexuality will be the downfall of this civilization just like it was for the Romans.
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I'm not aware of any recognized historian theorizing, let alone proving, that the decline of the Roman Empire was in any way due to homosexuality.
Homosexuality must have existed in biblical days, or there would not be a reference to it in Leviticus, would there be? And yet "Thou shalt not be gay" didn't even make any of the top lists: not in the Ten Commandments, not one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Religious people can't justify their preoccupation with homosexuality/gay marriage, when they don't refuse the sacrament of marriage to murderers, thieves, gluttons, etc, which are sins that did make the important lists.
Empires fail because they become too big to sustain.
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Spider3: yup! He looks like a banker dude, actually. Like all my BIL's buddies. It's how they dress for a night on the town.
I hate to stereotype, but...
Ya precisely. You are dense aren't you?
Homosexuality will be the downfall of this civilization just like it was for the Romans.
Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 10:25pm.
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Katie does look like a teenager in that link, wow *waits for TC pics to surface of him with a new beard on his arm* haha
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Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:09am.
And yet, here you are, posting on a site, owned by a gay man!
What is it with idiots tonight? Is there a full moon I am unaware of?
@gladyslove, Fuck off and get some help, brain-dead jerk off
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I don't get it. Katie Holmes is now a heroine from escaping creepy Tom Cruise, Scientology and homosexuality when she must have know about all three before she entered into any contracts that were signed off with the approval of her lawyer father. She was willing to live with this in the beginning but it obviously took its toll upon her emotional well being and that of her daughter after a number of years.
Scientology and homosexuality are two life choices that cannot be survived for any length of time without great emotional damage.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 12:02am.
Yeah Hekki, he gave me a "suit" vibe, so I had to explore further.
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TEAM GET LAID
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*