Meanwhile, In St. Tropez....
London might have the flaming Olympic cauldron, but right now St. Tropez has something even better: the twin flaming albino torches of ridiculousness known as Jedward. Dozens of hos in St. Tropez were temporarily blinded by flying gel crust and star dust when Jedward sashayed on by with America's reigning gutter goddess Tara Reid. If the Mad Hatter served crack cakes and meth tea to Alice and Tweedledee and Tweedledum at his party, this is what the aftermath would look like.
The broken condom babies of Christopher "Kid" Reid and Robert Pattinson became friends with Tara Reid when they all did Celebrity (????) Big Brother. Yes, they are just PLATONIC friends and you can't tell me otherwise. I refuse to believe that Jedward ran their tongues over Tara Reid's deflated whoopee cushion stomach at the same time, because if that happened the universe would've barfed on this planet and drowned us all. A Jedward/Tara Reid sandwich is what you get when you order from the 9th Circle Deli deep within the colon of HELL!
And Jedward must be dumb as dick or brave as all shit if they're hanging around Tara Reid. I mean, they're white and powdery, and you know how Tara's nostrils get when she's around something that's white and powdery. The next time we see pictures of Tara, a red sneaker will be hanging out of her nostril. Tara's gonna snort them up.
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I'm a Josie and the Pussycats fan.
We do not speak ill of Tara Reid in this house.
Jeepers Creepers! Why-oh-why doesn't she cover up that silly putty belly. She just looks like a dirty, dirty girl - and not in a good way. Just dirt-dirty. Yuck!
And Gardening Girl, ahahahaha! Perfect caption!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 6:14pm.
THUMB 8
Tara: $5 for a handjob, $25 for a blowjob, fiddy to get busy and a c-note if you want anal.
Who is the geezer following behind?
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 6:14pm.
THUMB 8
Tara: $5 for a handjob, $25 for a blowjob, fiddy to get busy and a c-note if you want anal.
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Hahaha..define 'get busy'.
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What, are those "shorts" and that single-button sweater her attempt at covering up? Jaysus, just walk around in the bikini - you'd look less trashy! (If that's even possible for TR.)
It doesn't surprise me that she was hospitalized with acute pancreatitis, given that she pours bourbon on her cheerios. Her abdomen looks weird and distended which I think is a sign of advanced alcoholism.
I can't comment on those two smurfs with her. I think the British government condemned those two losers in parliament. Didn't they?
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THUMB 8
Tara: $5 for a handjob, $25 for a blowjob, fiddy to get busy and a c-note if you want anal.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Now that is white, and Tara Reid needs to cover up that mess - I hope that's what the old guy in #8 is saying to her.
That dumb ass hooker has been in the South of France since before the Cannes film festival. Who is paying, because I know there can't be enough takers who want to pay her to fuck them, and I am sure American Pie Goods money can't have been much, so how is she doing this?
*gets yellow legal pad to take notes*
Those albino dudes need to get some sun.
St. Tropez needs to be bombed from orbit - like NOW
When Tara smiles, she looks very California girl and I like her - but is she looking hard for wear, or fast getting there... smdh. Thought she'd cleaned up.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 5:53pm.
Thumb 6 is giving me stranded in Tijuana, I'm way too drunk and I had the perro burrito at that dive bar, and I dont have anymroe tampons realness.
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LOL!
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
Thumb 6 is giving me stranded in Tijuana, I'm way too drunk and I had the perro burrito at that dive bar, and I dont have anymroe tampons realness.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
It doesnt matter if she is in St. Tropez...she is so low rent she may as well be in Laughlin, NV!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 5:43pm.
We point and laugh, buy they're the ones in St. Tropez.
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Word. I'd rather be in St. Tropez than L.A., that's for sure.
Garden girl!! OMG "her shorts stick to the dried cum on her body"
LOL forever.
Like suspenders.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
She looks like the alien from the original movie, particularly in the sixth pic.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 5:43pm.
We point and laugh, buy they're the ones in St. Tropez.
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BUT LOOK AT THEIR UN-DYED ROOTS, TROPEZ BE DAMNED
*books Tropez flight
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
I just rewatched the Tara dress slip video again. What a goddamn classic. So high she didn't feel her clothes come off.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
So much for her pancreatitis. You can't keep a good party ho down.
Submitted by ewe on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 5:38pm.
Those twinks have more curves than Tara. How is she even able to hold those "shorts" up with no hips or ass?
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They stick to the cum that's dried on her body.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
We point and laugh, buy they're the ones in St. Tropez.
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That guy is good looking in an "America's Most Wanted" kind of way.
like he would satisfy your secret boy-band rape fantasy, as my sister put it.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Do you think those two fools are tag-teaming her ass??? Ewww...I think I made myself throw up in my mouth!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
_Oh. my. Lanta...That is some nuttier-than-squirrel-shit stuff right there.
The only redeeming part of that photo is the hot piece onthe right of Tara Ried-iculousness.
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
I'm not sure who should be embarrassed more here...
I'm not sure who should be embarrassed more here...
She has Amy Winehouse's body and none of her talent.
Those twinks have more curves than Tara. How is she even able to hold those "shorts" up with no hips or ass?
Barely alive and still working that coochie!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Tara's got 99 problems, and being smart ain't one of them.
Poor thing. Those other two, bless their hearts.
Seriously, what the fk? First glance at the banner and I'm thinking this is some bleached Casper with a bleached J.Lo; today is a can't day, for real.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
The only smart thing Carson Daly ever did was ditching this whore.