Well, There Goes This Salope's French Fan Club
Vadge somehow decided that the best way to respond to the political hate she's getting from the far-right for putting a swastika over the face of France's Front National party leader Marine Le Pen during her MDNA show was to celebrate the country's tolerance by performing in an intimate concert for 2,700 members of her fan club. Fans waited overnight to get a ticket to the show at the Olympia club in Paris last night. If you're about to put your morning cocktail on the ground to re-chill it since Hell has obviously frozen over now that Vadge has done something nice by giving her fans a free concert, don't. That show was far from free. Greedy bitch charged $100 to $350 for a ticket to see her wide open memaw crotch show.
But the show was streamed on YouTube for free and I checked into that mess about 20 minutes or so in. I was just in time to watch Professor Madge launch into a looooonger than looooong high school history lecture about Paris' significance as a cultural capital and then she said something about how we all need to come together as a people. Or something like that. I don't know, that's when I pulled out my Pee Chee folder and started to draw dick pictures in pencil on it.
Once Madge finished her speech, she didn't perform for that much longer. The show lasted only 45 minutes and many fans were not exactly farting out bombs of happiness over paying up to $350 for some short shit that included a long speech they could've read for free on a 9th grader's history paper. Some of Madge's fans think she should've used that rope as a noose, because she's dead to them now.
When the lights came up and it was clear Madge was not coming out again, fans launched water bottles at the stage and called her a "salope" (which apparently means "slut" or "bitch"). Get some of this pricelessness below:
Oh, France, thank you for that. But you know, Madge has built an entire career from being a salope, so I'm totally disappointed that she didn't come out while they were booing, bow and say, "MERCI, SALOPES!"
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LOL, GG...you were The Look and you didn't even know it.
That said...Memaw crotch...I just barfed my lunch. MK, please, WARNINGS!!! Shit!!
And Vadge....you better watch it. you lose the gheys, you ain't got shit left.
A fiver says she simulated sex with that gun during her act...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
A gun, a rope and her snatch. Sex and violence.
Madonna has done more harm to women than anyone else in recent history.
I bet it smells like two week old kitty-litter. Not cool. And don't mess with shaven headed gay men, they're not the one.
I will say her facial work has settled in nicely.* She was looking scary there for a while.
*my say-something-nice-about-someone for the day
Madonna should know not to piss off a bunch of queens, (especially since they are her fan base). But then she went ahead and pissed off PARISIAN QUEENS! Zut allors!
The only thing better would have been for them to pelt her old carcass with hydrangeas.
BTW, did she even graduate high school? Pourquoi in the fuck is she giving French History lessons to the French?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Not the look.
Zoom in on her junk and tell me what that is...it looks like a ham sandwich crammed into a ziplock baggie with a thong thrown over it. Please help
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
BTW Dlisted friends...my sister snapped a picture of me in this exact same pose...in a skirt too...My excuse was that I was drunker than drunk! Mad's just gross.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Too bad that gun didn't misfire.....
Isn't she OVER yet??? yeeesshhhh......
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
I wish this bitch would take some of her money and actually get an education and not just vomit out sound bites that she thinks sound smart. Those are the worst kind of stupid.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Why is it so flat?
disgusting.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
close your legs, you old hag. no one wants to see your shriveled up lady bits.
Looks like she is ready for a TUNA POUNDING!
*winks at Jack*
as soon as i saw the words "meemaw snatch" in the Recent Comments list, somehow i knew MK said something about Madonna
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Yeah, GG, nobody needs to see shriveled, gristly, gnarly, dusty, dried up old ladybusiness!
(Unless it's mine and Mr. IV actually likes it.)
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Oh God No! Meemaw snatch again!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012