Well, There Goes This Salope's French Fan Club
Vadge somehow decided that the best way to respond to the political hate she's getting from the far-right for putting a swastika over the face of France's Front National party leader Marine Le Pen during her MDNA show was to celebrate the country's tolerance by performing in an intimate concert for 2,700 members of her fan club. Fans waited overnight to get a ticket to the show at the Olympia club in Paris last night. If you're about to put your morning cocktail on the ground to re-chill it since Hell has obviously frozen over now that Vadge has done something nice by giving her fans a free concert, don't. That show was far from free. Greedy bitch charged $100 to $350 for a ticket to see her wide open memaw crotch show.
But the show was streamed on YouTube for free and I checked into that mess about 20 minutes or so in. I was just in time to watch Professor Madge launch into a looooonger than looooong high school history lecture about Paris' significance as a cultural capital and then she said something about how we all need to come together as a people. Or something like that. I don't know, that's when I pulled out my Pee Chee folder and started to draw dick pictures in pencil on it.
Once Madge finished her speech, she didn't perform for that much longer. The show lasted only 45 minutes and many fans were not exactly farting out bombs of happiness over paying up to $350 for some short shit that included a long speech they could've read for free on a 9th grader's history paper. Some of Madge's fans think she should've used that rope as a noose, because she's dead to them now.
When the lights came up and it was clear Madge was not coming out again, fans launched water bottles at the stage and called her a "salope" (which apparently means "slut" or "bitch"). Get some of this pricelessness below:
Oh, France, thank you for that. But you know, Madge has built an entire career from being a salope, so I'm totally disappointed that she didn't come out while they were booing, bow and say, "MERCI, SALOPES!"
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I have loathed Madonna from the first day I saw her. Untalented, nasty, and narcissistic asshole is what she is. I can't believe any of her 'fans' ever spent their hard earned money on this piece of trash. What a waste.
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@CindyC, according to The Sun, they were saying "Rembourssez," which apparently means we want our money back.
Submitted by Ida Smackter on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:50pm.
Zoom in on her junk and tell me what that is...it looks like a ham sandwich crammed into a ziplock baggie with a thong thrown over it. Please help
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LMAO! Here's the number of an eye surgeon who can laser that image off your retinas....1-800-HAMBAGGIETHONG.
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Can you believe she drags Sarah Palin into her act still? Why not duet with Keith Olbermann? He's free.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:58pm.
I don't know, maybe it's the shoes but I'd stick the tip in....ah what the hell right to the top:P
Edit, but I wouldn't look her in the eye:D
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I'd stick YOUR tip in her too Whamo!
What are they saying at the end? Sounds like "Va mousee" or something like that. i know Va is go, but I don't think it's go to hell.
Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.
I am sure Brahim's parents are so proud that their son is a male whorey.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OK Madge...you've had your heyday. It's time to throw in the towel.
Slowly, now.
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It's PHELPS time!
:D No, problem WHamo!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I hope those bottles they were throwing were filled with "Summers Eve" to wash away some of that pretentious cuntiness.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:15pm.
Not that kind of grannie Whamo. I am talking REAL grannies...white hair in a bun, conservative dark clothes, a cross hanging from a chain and orthopedic shoes!
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Boner KILL!!
Please tell me that's fleshed colored fabric only making it look like that little thong like garment is showing some side-coochie, and not her actually coochie, PLEASE! I don't need this right now. :(
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
So sick of her. Why doesn't she just retire? She's appearing as totally desperate showing her memaw cooch and thinking she is as cute and sexy as she was in '84.
Loved her two first albums and her Erotica album in the early '90's. And loved her in Desperately Seeking Susan. (I was a teen in the '80's, brings back good memories to watch it)
She's not edgy or shocking. She's lowered herself to Gaga level.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:10pm.
Whamo, if you put it all the way in, you will be persona non hora on this list.
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*looks over shoulder, quickly pulls out..yup just the tip*
Not that kind of grannie Whamo. I am talking REAL grannies...white hair in a bun, conservative dark clothes, a cross hanging from a chain and orthopedic shoes!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:01pm.
I dont know Whamo, but those shoes are giving me a Grannies in bondage vibe.
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I know EXACT.....oh wait you meant that as..ah..never mind..lol!
Granny Bondage...Bawahaaaa!! Hey grannies need a little pokin too, I'm sure there are a few grannies on this site that still git it.
Grannies are a lot younger these days since all the youngnuns are horz and getting knocked up at 14 and shit. lol!
Casper is fuglier than Brahim imo.
I'm not sure who is more sad and pathetic... Madonna or the boyfriend?
French gheys are so eloquent. And great throwers, too.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Whamo, if you put it all the way in, you will be persona non hora on this list.
If you do...pour peroxide on it as soon as you pull out.
OMG ESE! You just made me snort out my coffee!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Perhaps if someone told this pretentious parvenue that the Queen does not go around flaunting her royal tuna, then maybe Vadge will stop. You know how she DESPERATLY tries to pass herself as a noble born English lady.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hate this bitch with a passion.
so all of you folks are gonna bag on this old lady when, by the looks of the main picture, it's clear that she just shat out her intestines?
heartless, the lot of you!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
OMG this just made me LOL big time!!
LOL@ oh dave!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What kills me is the boneheads that record concerts on their cell phones and then YT upload the shitty recording of performers 200 miles away and all you can hear is people talking all around them. What is the use of recording it first of all when it sounds and looks like shit and them expect people will want to watch your crappy upload, man people are so dumb sometimes.
Watch the concert don't record it!!
UGGGH! I absolutely HATE this jezebel cunt! You couldn't PAY ME enough to go to a concert of hers. YUCK! She is a devil worshipper to the extreme, I just cant with her.. and on top of that bitch cant even sing!!!!
BOOOOO to you whore!
Canned Ham - The Madonna Story!
@Rockwell, you said it! "Oldonna" LMAO!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm so thankful I'm not Lourdes (and whatever her other kids' names are) and have this repulsive, arrogant, dried up, delusional, self-absorbed, self-serving, embarrassing granny for my 'mother'.
How anybody can support or be interested in this tired old freak anymonre astounds me.
OK, forget the ham, how about the arm in thumb 3 with Baby Brahim! *hurls*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought she was the opening act for The Olympics.
BTW, the crowd was screamning Salope, which means b*tch, then rembourser, which means REFUUUUND!!!!.
Yup, I'm gay.
Oh God, it DOES look like a canned ham between her legs. WHY?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I dont know Whamo, but those shoes are giving me a Grannies in bondage vibe.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:51pm.
BTW, did she even graduate high school?
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THANK YOU! Great question. So tired of Oldonna's posturing like she is some great Oxford educated intellectual. She's an old slut from Detroit that flatbacked and sucked her way to stardom. Over-enunciating when you speak does not make you intelligent.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:55pm.
You are a fucking idiot if you pay $350 to see Madonna live.
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amen lol they deserve to be treated like shit by madonna, what a pack of idiots.
What's that shady looking stuff where her legs attach to her body? Is… is it… mold??
She's probably the inspiration for Lindsay Lohan's 'don't give a fuck' attitude.
Madge will fuck anyone over. No respect for anyone.
And LMFPO at sucky.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:55pm.
You are a fucking idiot if you pay $350 to see Madonna live.
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You're a fucking idiot to pay $3.50 to see this delusional, self-important twat.
I don't know, maybe it's the shoes but I'd stick the tip in....ah what the hell right to the top:P
Edit, but I wouldn't look her in the eye:D
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:48pm.
I wish this bitch would take some of her money and actually get an education and not just vomit out sound bites that she thinks sound smart. Those are the worst kind of stupid.
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Oh you mean like Ashley Judd???
She has an education (ahem, from the University of KENTUCKY, so take from that what you will) but bitch is not afraid to open her self centered mouth and remind us all how INTELLIGENT she is...when she's not whining about her depression, her mother, her sister, how shitty her life is....blah blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY CUNT.
is she trying to smuggle a ham betwix her upper thighs?
what the crackeroo are my eyes being punished with?
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:51pm.
I will say her facial work has settled in nicely.
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It has????!!!!
*gives Mike the side-eye*
It's puddling. You know like drapery does. lol She needs some filler or something to plump her hooha up. She obviously did not do this in front of a mirror first.
You are a fucking idiot if you pay $350 to see Madonna live.
WEE WEE I WENT TO ZEE CONCERT LAST NIGHT AUSSI AND I WAS SO MAD AT ZEE SALOPE MADONNA THAT I POUND HER PUSSY VERY HARD! WEE WEE!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
jeeze! i just finished my lunch and come back to what the fuck is that in the crotchal area of madge in the main pisture!!!!
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