Well, There Goes This Salope's French Fan Club
Vadge somehow decided that the best way to respond to the political hate she's getting from the far-right for putting a swastika over the face of France's Front National party leader Marine Le Pen during her MDNA show was to celebrate the country's tolerance by performing in an intimate concert for 2,700 members of her fan club. Fans waited overnight to get a ticket to the show at the Olympia club in Paris last night. If you're about to put your morning cocktail on the ground to re-chill it since Hell has obviously frozen over now that Vadge has done something nice by giving her fans a free concert, don't. That show was far from free. Greedy bitch charged $100 to $350 for a ticket to see her wide open memaw crotch show.
But the show was streamed on YouTube for free and I checked into that mess about 20 minutes or so in. I was just in time to watch Professor Madge launch into a looooonger than looooong high school history lecture about Paris' significance as a cultural capital and then she said something about how we all need to come together as a people. Or something like that. I don't know, that's when I pulled out my Pee Chee folder and started to draw dick pictures in pencil on it.
Once Madge finished her speech, she didn't perform for that much longer. The show lasted only 45 minutes and many fans were not exactly farting out bombs of happiness over paying up to $350 for some short shit that included a long speech they could've read for free on a 9th grader's history paper. Some of Madge's fans think she should've used that rope as a noose, because she's dead to them now.
When the lights came up and it was clear Madge was not coming out again, fans launched water bottles at the stage and called her a "salope" (which apparently means "slut" or "bitch"). Get some of this pricelessness below:
Oh, France, thank you for that. But you know, Madge has built an entire career from being a salope, so I'm totally disappointed that she didn't come out while they were booing, bow and say, "MERCI, SALOPES!"
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Mmmmmmmmm pink memaw crotch... I think I see a gray straggler peeking out. (still would)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:29pm.
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Welllllllll, I should tell you that it is flesh colored fabric, but...................
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
Maybe at her age she can't perform a whole hour without needing oxygen, and why is her crotchal area so wide? She must need to order a specialty bike seat.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:46pm.
WILL YOU GUYS STOP STARING AT HER GIANT TWAT!
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IT'S STARING AT ME, OK?!?!
Seriously? Are those prosthetic balls hanging outta that thong? She has zero body fat. This does not compute. What's going on here?
~Well, bless her heart~
WILL YOU GUYS STOP STARING AT HER GIANT TWAT!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I think the Latin name is Elephantitis Punane Majoris
You are right Tornodolie...it looks like a Ken doll!
Guys, I watched the show on yt and it was terrible! I thought maybe she was hurt or something like that to cut the show short. It's the first Madonna show I haven't liked.
why does her nether regions resemble a ken doll?
WTF? RETIRE ALREADY!!!'
******* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:59pm.
I cannot for the life of me figure out what's going on in her crotchal area. I have seen many, many spread leg areas (thanks, pron!) and I have never seen anything like that. What the fuck IS that?
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That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. It looks like her entire pubis area is like a foot wide, and she has a little tiny panty-like thing covering just the, errrr, essential areas. She is so gross with that granny crotch-flashing. This has got to embarrass the hell out of her kids.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:11pm.
i know...i know!! he shouldn't have messed with his looks. he was fine the way he was.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Crikey on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:22pm.
@CindyC, according to The Sun, they were saying "Rembourssez," which apparently means we want our money back.
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I vote that MK adopts this as a new tag for some of his postings. Along with "sans fards", "salope" and countless other words and phrases in French, Spanish and other languages, it makes Dlisted an international, multiculural educational experience every day.
She is all concerned about Blacks and yet, she supports a Genocidal regime in Israel as her first concert appearance and visits there regularly.
She could care less about the Palestinians Murdered Children and the NAZI Failed State of Israel.
Madonna is fake and her only god is money.
I really cannot stand her anymore and don't mind telling my gay friends so.
I wish she could have learned something from all the fake spirituality she supposedly was into.
Madonna Don't Preach!!!
What's that between her legs and on the sides of her thong????
Ha! What a bitch..... She just can't stop digging her own grave..
I love DSS for RA, not Madge!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Why doesn't she just charge $350 to watch her next pap smear? I hate this whore.
*looks at screen shot*
I NEED EYE BLEACH!
THAT SCREENSHOT BRINGS MEMORIES... i watched the show last night on YT as well and it was scary as all fuck. everytime she flashed her crotch or that body-builder ass, i cringed as hell
*puts hand on Lucifer's forhead* Are you alright love?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by mikidais
"...And loved her in Desperately Seeking Susan.
I watched it the first time recently and I was shocked that I didn't hate it.
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@Gardening Girl- You could be the new AEG of afterlife concert promoting!
@Haribo- : ) I just couldn't resist. The image of Zombie Jackson just made me LOL!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:55pm.
I'd pay $350 too to see MJ in concert. It would be like Thriller for real. LOL.
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and yes, it would be like thriller. i can't deny it even if i would like to :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Two words - Shanghi Surprise.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
350 for a 45 minute show? Madge has forgotten what it is to be an entertainer. Time to retire Madgey, they have holograms now that give more bang for the buck than you
Submitted by mikidais: "...And loved her in Desperately Seeking Susan. (I was a teen in the '80's, brings back good memories to watch it)"
Me too. I'll watch it any time it's on. LOVE that movie. To be honest, though, Madonna is the least interesting character to me. I saw that in the theater with my BFF!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:55pm.
I'd pay $350 too to see MJ in concert. It would be like Thriller for real. LOL
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evil_cupcake, your nickname suits you well! :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:55pm.
I'd pay $350 too to see MJ in concert. It would be like Thriller for real. LOL.
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For realz??? *runs out with shovel*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thanks GG
And LOLOLOL at Sinjin!
I cannot for the life of me figure out what's going on in her crotchal area. I have seen many, many spread leg areas (thanks, pron!) and I have never seen anything like that. What the fuck IS that?
Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:55pm.
I'd pay $350 too to see MJ in concert. It would be like Thriller for real. LOL.
i didn't even notice she's holding a gun in the pic cos i was looking at her crotch. wtf!!
the fans are pissed cos they paid $350 for 45 minutes...understandable! i'd pay that much only to see MJ in concert. nobody else is worth the money. well, i guess madonna's fans felt the same way about her before the show :P
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Mel-Tang :
I have loathed Madonna from the first day I saw her. Untalented, nasty, and narcissistic asshole is what she is.
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Me too! Ever since that first gondola video.
Twinkle Twinkle
you old whore.
Close your legs,
they're not a door!
Where's the "What a fucking lady" tag?
that has got to be the all time most unsexy crotch shot ever, followed by Brit Brit's and Parasite's corroded crotches, but yuck who wants to see granny crotch...for real....that is just pure yuck. I wouldn't pay one hot penny to see this ancient untalented unsexy no class hag
Look away anno, look away!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:58pm.
What's that shady looking stuff where her legs attach to her body? Is… is it… mold??
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I think it's the creasing of the nasty pantyhose she's wearing UNDER her panties. (Ewww, the smell)
Or it's mold.
those are the ugliest granny shoes I've ever seen. they even distract from the fact that she's got half her vulveeta out on display. 8-P
I still don't know what the hell I'm seeing in that pic *shudders*
This is one of the reasons why I dressed up as CINDI LAUPER for my 80's party. Fuck Madonna.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This bitch peaked when she rolled around the stage at the first MTV Video Music Awards and let the whole world see up her ass. It's been downhill ever since.
She must have raked in over half of mil for that little improvised concert. SALOPE!
Submitted by Joeb on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:03pm.
I thought she was the opening act for The Olympics.
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She was. The first Olympics in 776 BC.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:16pm.
Please tell me that's fleshed colored fabric only making it look like that little thong like garment is showing some side-coochie, and not her actually coochie, PLEASE! I don't need this right now. :(
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Welllllllll, I should tell you that it is flesh colored fabric, but...................
Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 12:58pm.
I'd stick YOUR tip in her too Whamo!
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LOL, thanks for the hand?
Honestly, this shit should have been expected. And if your crazy enough to throw down $350 your obviously a huge fan and should just be thankful that you saw Madonna in person, you crazy asshat.
thanks Crikey - that makes sense. I would be pissed too if I were them. Even for the people that paid $100 it wasn't long enough.
Wasn't looking too good, but I was feeling real well.